Random Photos Part Two

Adele wins one of a Mercury Prize. You know, the award that looks like some production assistant was sent by a Hustler store a few hours before the show to pick up things for the winners.
Long time no see on the red carpet for Chris Kattan. Long time no see for his hair too.
The GQ Men Of The Year Awards were in London and Charlize Theron was there looking lovely and supporting her guy who is below a few photos.
Emma Watson was there but I don't get this look. Matt Smith and Daisy Lowe were there too.
The guys from U2. Well, most of them.
There is Charlize Theron's guy.
Not Charlize Theron's guy, but also there was Hugh Laurie.
Simon LeBon was there but it looks like he washed his tux with a red shirt.
Johnny Depp and Keith Richards were there and won the award for most makeup worn by two men over 40.
Not there, but in Paris hugging a fan was Hugh Jackman.

Random Photos Part One

Two parts today.

Jennifer Morrison at the premiere of Warrior.
Also there was Rene Russo who looks fabulous. This woman does not age.
Kelly Osbourne drags out her costume for Halloween a month early.
Umm, is that the drivers side Lindsay is getting in? Run for your lives. Quick before the guy finishes humping her leg.
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have a grocery bag carrying contest. What? No paper? No recyclable bags?
Nick Nolte takes his role as the Good Humor Man very seriously and always dresses in all white. Wait, it is after Labor Day. Is that allowed?
And Prince Charles turns back into a frog.
Getting excited for Rooney Mara in Girl With The Dragon Tattoo?
The lunches are getting less fun for the newlyweds.
I don't think Louis still quite has a handle on this whole pap thing.
Tom Hardy does his best Robert DeNiro impression for Joel Edgerton.
Because every mom wants to dress their 3 year old like a hooker.

Coke Bottles - Not Just Bongs Anymore

Not Everyone Wants To See Vanessa Hudgens Naked

So, I could have made this a blind item, but there are so many today, and sometimes it is more fun to just have fun with a story and not make it blind. The other night at The U.S. Open, Vanessa Hudgens and Jason Sudeikis were there at an event. Prior to this year, no one ever talked about Jason. He was never in the tabloids and never linked to anyone famous and this year he has been with January Jones, Eva Mendes and the other night Vanessa Hudgens would not leave him alone. Is Jason friends with that Dos Equis guy or something? Maybe that is how he is doing it. Oh, or he got some Sex Panther. It is made with bits of real panther, so you know it is good. Whatever the case, Vanessa was going up to the guy every five minutes and could not seem to figure out why he was not going for her. When they guy would leave the box for longer than five minutes, Vanessa would make up an excuse and go looking for him. Seriously? Is Jason that good looking? No matter what Vanessa did though, Jason was not attracted or not saying yes, or maybe he got her number and will call her when no one is around because he does not want the drama or attention or have Zac Efron calling him late at night. It got to the point that the people at the event were watching all of this going on and not the tennis.

Those Weathermen Sure Can Party

You know who the craziest person is at any television station? The weatherman. I don't really include women in that because when I have met women who do the weather on television they seem to be the "face" of the station so tend to be more reserved then their male counterparts. The men? It is like they find people who have a need to stand out from the weathermen on other stations. They usually drive the most expensive cars and want to feel like a part of the news team. Ironically, it is weathermen who usually make the most side money so you would not think they would need to have that overcompensation thing going on all the time but they do.

Case in point. Arkansas. Police there are investigating the death of a man who was found naked in an unfilled hot tub with a local television weatherman sleeping right next to him. The owner of the house where this happened says that he, the weatherman and the dead man had been drinking and doing drugs all night and he woke up and heard the weatherman snoring and saw the naked guy was dead so he called the police.

Oh, to make things more interesting, the naked guy had a dog collar around his neck. The television station has given the weatherman some time off. Yeah. I think that might be permanent.

Today's Blind Items

Last Friday, this tool of a father who happens to have some celebrity offspring and I use the term celebrity very lightly. I mean, if you don't act for a few years then you lose the right to call yourself an actor/actress? Drop down to a celebrity? Anyway, the dad, supposedly sober to the world was sucking down booze poolside at a hotel. Oh, and what was his offspring hoovering up at Chateau Marmont one night earlier?

Lab Chimps Set Free

For the first time in 30 years, these lab chimps were allowed outside. Used for all kinds of testing, they are finally free. Look how indescribably happy they are at being outside.

Today's Blind Items - Kindness

Back in the day this actress was not A list, but she was the lead actress on a very popular network show designed for a younger audience. Really popular. She was young at the time and probably thought she would be on television forever. A big crush for a lot of people. Now, she does not do much, but looks for roles here and there. She is still young with lots of time and makes a living doing promotional appearances. One thing she also does is spend several hours each day at a community center where she tutors children, organizes activities and field trips and lots of other things and has been doing this for almost ten years. Back when she started her show was just ending and everyone thought she was doing it for publicity. 10 years later and they know she is there for the long haul. Oh, and she does it all for free.

Chris Tucker Must Be Out Of Money

It has been four years since Chris Tucker was last seen in a theatre near you. The actor, who basically has spent a career living off Rush Hour paychecks, must finally realize he might be waiting a long time for another sequel in that franchise and his hope for a Money Talks sequel is not going to pan out. I actually think he should make a Friday movie with Ice Cube, but instead will do a movie with Robert DeNiro and Bradley Cooper. Did you know that in the last 13 years, Chris Tucker has made 3 movies. That is why television actors want to get into movies. Three movies in 13 years and everyone still knows his name. That is what, 6-9 months of work in 13 years and he probably made $25-40M. I wonder if he goes back to work when he misses it or when he thinks he needs a paycheck.

Today's Blind Items

What young, foreign born singer who is A list and a big winner in her country and a B here disappeared for about a month. Most people would suspect rehab, but in this case, it was actually a nervous breakdown. Apparently she was discovered frozen in place in her hotel room and doctors said she needed a break. She spent a month away being treated and is back out in public, but still looks like she could crack any second.

Wait. Jennifer Aniston Got Married?

Please look at the new cover of In Touch. They promise exclusive photos of Jennifer Aniston's beach wedding. You know, at some point someone needs to stop the tabloids. Not only do they look ridiculous, but unless you have a lot of time while you are the checkout stand you don't have time to see they are lying to you until after you buy it. Yes, you and I know she is not really married, but I guarantee you that you know at least one or two people who get their gossip from the tabloids and might have missed Jennifer getting married, but now they will get exclusive photos of it and they just have to spend $2.99. They do it because no one ever calls them on it. No celebrity is going to bother to sue about saying they are married when they are not, and no consumer is going to sue because it is not worth the effort, so the tabloids keep doing it, and each week they go a little further and use a little stronger language until you get a cover which offers them no out for their lying. Oh, and I love how they assume that just because Jen is married that she will be having babies. One more thing. If In Touch really had exclusive photos of the wedding, they would have put one on the cover. They did not because they want you to buy the issue before you figure out their scam.

National Enquirer Blind Item

WHAT popular “American Idol” finalist has a major complex over his acne-scarred complexion?

The flamboyant singer, who regularly undergoes hour-long makeup overhauls, is currently consulting with plastic surgeons to cover up his facial flaws.

Anthony Michael Hall Hates Plants - Gets Arrested

With Anthony Michael Hall's arrest over the weekend for destroying plants, it makes me wonder if perhaps, Farmer Ted enjoys smoking some pot and could not find his dealer over the weekend so decided to see if he could smoke the plants at his apartment complex. Anthony was charged with disturbing the peace after a neighbor confronted Anthony about why he was destroying the plants in the common area of the complex. Hall told him to f**k off and threatened to beat him up. Later, Anthony went to the guy's door and threatened him again which caused the guy to call the police and Anthony to go to jail where he was forced to call everyone The Donger and hold up his underwear for the admiring crowd.

I Wonder What Eva Mendes' Ex-Boyfriend Thinks About This

Although I have always made comments about Eva Mendes and had an open invitation to come over to my parents for a meal and after dinner board games, I knew that she had a live in boyfriend so did not press the issue too much. This is a boyfriend who stuck with her for many years and through Eva's trip to rehab for ______________. No, literally you can fill in your own blank because she said people can give any reason and she does not care. I already revealed the real reason, but if you want to treat it as your own version of celebrity rehab mad libs, then please do. For those of you under a certain age, there used to be games and things children would do on long road trips that did not involve an electrical device. Shocking I know.

Anyway, Eva's boyfriend was there for thick and thin and Eva would barely acknowledge his existence and he was seen even less in public. I don't know if he preferred it that way or Eva wanted to keep her sex symbol thing going and it is easier if people think you are single. I got the feeling she preferred him out of the way.

So, it has come as quite a shock to see her two months ago making out in public with Jason Sudeikis in public even though at the time she was still living with her boyfriend and then to see Eva and Ryan Gosling all over each other at Disneyland over the weekend. It is interesting that as soon as she starts dating celebrities then all of a sudden she wants to show off her guys. How does she think her ex George feels about that? I also think she might be married to the guy and there are some strange aspects to the timing, so this will be interesting if he decides to talk to the tabloids.

BuzzFoto Blind Item

After doing a recent round of promotions for her new movie, this B List actress had the chance to meet a Michael Jackson impersonator. She believed him to be the real deal. Apparently she doesn’t read or watch the news because she met up with all of her friends and told them she had met Michael. They thought she was making a poor joke, but once they realized she was serious, haven’t stopped laughing since. Our source says they plan to hire an Elvis impersonator for her upcoming birthday!

Random Photos Part Two

Colin Firth, Gary Oldman and Benedict Cumberbald get the top spot.
Antonio Banderas does his happy dance. He performs it every five minutes that he is out of the clutches of Melanie Griffith.
Alyson Hannigan says she is not pregnant and this picture is not a baby bump, but her just after a big meal. This is why I do not do baby bump stories. Although, Jennifer Garner said the same thing before, so go figure.
Wow, Al, put some effort into it at least. It is like he picked up whatever clothes were on the floor from the night before. I bet he would dump his girlfriend if she put this little effort into it.
One of the reasons I love Amanda Seyfried is because of how she values her liquor and will not let get anyone close. Great life skill.
Adam Sandler and his wife biking in Malibu.
"Oh Leo, wherefore are thou?"
Britney Spears in Glamour.
Lacey and Chaz practicing for the big premiere episode. I think it is going to be big ratings.
Gerard Butler meets his neighbors, the pap family.
I admit it. The Goopster looks good here.
Jeremy Renner and Scarlett J filming The Avengers.

Random Photos Part One

Two parts today.

Kate Winslet looking stunning in the "optical illusion" dress.
Lea Michele headed off to a BBQ yesterday. I have never eaten as much BBQ as I did yesterday, but I would eat more. Oh, and they should make BBQ cologne.
Michael Fassbender taking a bow.
A first time appearance for Mark Strong.
Still married, but at what price?
She looks pretty sad to me. Should have got on the plane.
Selma Blair carries her shopping bags while someone else carries her baby. You know, priorities and all.
Star Jones found another boyfriend?
I don't know where Spike Lee gets his clothes, but for as small as he is, it seems like he is going to a Big & Tall store.
Tara Reid got evicted from Celebrity Big Brother Friday night and re-united with her husband, Pamela Bach and her best friend, Jose Cuervo. Tara got hammered. As in, I have no idea how she managed to stand hammered. As in, drank an entire bottle of tequila by herself hammered.
If this was permanent, this would have been an interesting story.
One happy family.
Speaking of happy families, Victoria Beckham takes her daughter on their first mom and daughter shopping trip where she taught her daughter how to use a credit card and how to get a celebrity discount.