Sunday, January 15, 2012

Golden Globes Live Blog - Part Two

That's it. Thanks for hanging out with me tonight. We will have to do it again for The Academy Awards. I'm really drunk. Have not figured out why I am on the floor.

754p - Harrison Ford & Morgan Freeman still with the earrings. At what age do you stop wearing one?

749p - Angelina said, "What about me? I am the one who saves the world. Brad carries my luggage. Michael Fassbender plays golf with his peen?

747p - Best looking group ever? George wins.

742p - So, his father won an Academy Award and he could not afford to fly to LA to get it. Nice story.

740p - How does the woman at the table of The Artist have any charge left in her phone? She is always taking photos and recording.

739p - Jane Fonda looks great for 70 something. Wow.

735p - How come they did not say how many wins this makes for Meryl Streep? She slipped some tongue to her husband and I think Colin too. She also got beeped. Look at the effort to get her glasses to the stage.

732p - Hello Colin Firth as Ricky Gervais drinks beer #43.

731p - Queen Latifah said last week she is thinking about adopting a baby.

727p - Love the silent part of the speech!!

726p - Mark Wahlberg looks incredibly bored.

725p - I think The Artist will not repeat at the Academy Awards. This is unique because of the Foreign Press people. The Artist has not been winning in other places as much as was predicted.

724p - If you were newly engaged, wouldn't you wear your brand new ring? I see Spanx, but no engagement ring on Jessica Biel.

723p - War Horse is the same horse that was in Secretariat.

719p - Modern Family was so prepared at the Emmy awards too to make a great speech. Best speech of the night?

717p - Good choice for best comedy show.

715p - The 7 second delay comes in handy for that rant. Could Salma be any more skinny?

713p - Leo finally has something to smile about tonight. His favorite director gets an award.

712p - Angelina looks kind of like a bobble head. How does the drinking game work when she is talking?

711p - RDJ. Wearing tails. You don't see that often.

710p - You can tell sweeps month starts on Thursday. Kelsey and James Marsden and Denise Richards on 30 Rock.

705p - That was a random "Hey Elton." Ben Kingsley's date?wife? is showing a lot of enthusiasm. Ben might get laid at the table.

703p - A Chris Tucker sighting and he was not huge.

702p - I forgot he was in The Electric Company. Morgan Freeman has been in some really good movies. A couple in my top 10.

6p - 7p

657p - Helen Mirren. Love her.

655p - Sidney Poitier gets the second standing ovation of the night. Damn he looks good. I didn't look that good at 18. He must be 94.

654p - Reese always looks so goody goody that I love it when she goes a little trashy like this.

652p - Is that Robert California doing the voice over for Acura?

649p - Your Turn for the break. Who is worse? Woody Allen for sleeping with his adopted daughter or Morgan Freeman for sleeping with his step-grand daughter?

648p - The only standing ovation of the night. Look at Melissa McCarthy crying.

647p - Finally The Help wins something.

646p - It is not Berniece it is Bearnice.

645p - Need to get that tan over the whole face. Kind of missed the lower part of the face.

644p - The fact that Matt LeBlanc was nominated for Joey shows you how f**ed up the Golden Globes are.

643p - Emily Deschanel is looking way better than The Zooey. Has Joey ever won anything? He has now.

643p - Melissa McCarthy was like why did you pick that clip?

642p - I'm pretty sure Emily Blunt is hammered.

634p - The water bottles look so tacky. Dustin called Madeline Stowe old.

633p - Dustin Hoffman goes for the joke and kind of fails.

632p - No win for Angelina for directing.

631p - Madonna and foreign films? I think she just name drops them.

630p - Ricky Gervais is going way easier this year. Madonna 1 - Ricky 0

630p - Beer in a wine glass.

It is 630p and halfway through. I think 1,000 comments is a good place to start a new thread.

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MadLyb said...

Oh crap - Ricky just dissed Elton.

JasonBlueEyes said...

Like a virgin? She likes virgins, that's for sure.

MadLyb said...

Don't upstage Madonna, LOL.

Laura said...

Oh God Madonna is so not funny!! But she thinks she is.

JasonBlueEyes said...

FELLINI shout out. YES! Too bad t came from hag face.

AndrewBW said...

Madonna thinks Truffaut is a mushroom.

Rita said...

Best line goes to MAdonna so far!

Angie joe will win?

skin i live in!@

Rita said...

Angie shot

MadLyb said...

Angelina did not win. Again. Here is my fake sad face - :(

gracehatter said...

Sweet..now plan for 3 &4 so all of us sweet fans don't get all jammed up! Best Blog ever for GG coverage I reckon!

Rita said...

@MadL - Did you do a shot in her honor? must go get EmEyeKay, she probably still is on old post.

Beth said...

Madonna's boobs look like they are going to pop.

chopchop said...

Funny AndrewBW!

Electric Warrior said...

Madonna's face hurts me.

Is the kross kabbalah approved??

EmEyeKay said...

I'm here, but it took me a minute to figure out what was going on. And I drank.

JasonBlueEyes said...

Did I just see Alan Ruck?

Rita said...

The good wife.

Beedee99 said...

Oooo I like revenge!

MadLyb said...

I knew it!

nolachickee said...

Why are all of the men so fucking orange? It's like an oompa loompa convention. Even Dustin - come on, guys!

Mango said...

Claire's dress is prettier in back than in front.

EmEyeKay said...

What is she? Ethereal or something?

MadLyb said...

She's the only one out of the bunch who is not overly botoxed.

Jackie said...

Claire Danes pisses me off for some reason. It might be because she dissed My So-Called Life.

EmEyeKay said...

Effervescent?

Rita said...

Good girl EmEyeKay.

@Mother, you catching up, or already too far gone?

chopchop said...

JBE: Alan Ruck/Cameron Frye is married to the chick from the Killing. Awesome, no?

chopchop said...

Did Claire Danes just namedrop HERSELF???

JasonBlueEyes said...

Claire Danes and Kate Beckinsale hated each other hile filming "Brokedown Palace."

Beedee99 said...

Remember when Claire never smiled...she seems so much happier nowadays doesn't she.

Betty K said...

@chopchop That is a brilliant insight.

Jackie said...

Madeline Stowe looked beautiful.

Electric Warrior said...

Tho this sounds harsh: no one cares about your producers claire danes.

The music is telling you to STFU.

JasonBlueEyes said...

@chop - I didn't know that. That pretty cool. Stewart from "spin city" is classic.

Rita said...

@JAson did not hear about that?? Claire and KAte?

EmEyeKay said...

Kate B. had an amazing ass in Brokedown. Or at least that's when I first noticed it. A-ma-zing.

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Ms Cool said...

How did Clare diss MSCL?

Watching Hoarders now because my son got bored and it makes me feel better about my house.

Still sad abou the Packers.

MadLyb said...

@JasonBlueEyes - I did not know that! My daughter wants to go to Thailand and I tell her that she MUST watch BDP before she goes.

EmEyeKay said...

Jason, are we censoring ourselves?

Rita said...

@MadLyb... are you saying that Madeleine is not overly botoxed????

JasonBlueEyes said...

It was pretty much comfirmed by Claire in 1999.

Jackie said...

I found out that MSCL was asked to come back another season. Claire was the one that said no. I put the blame on her for the show ending.

EmEyeKay said...

Rita, taking a brake?

Ms Cool said...

Now I'm sad about the Packers and the poor hoarder.

Rita said...

1999 - was still hiding under my George Michael poster. did not read gossip back then.

EmEyeKay said...

Nevermind, you're here, I'm just slowwwwwww.

JasonBlueEyes said...

@Em - No, just too many typing errors,

EmEyeKay said...

My ex husband was an Eagle. I'm not sad about that at ALL.

Rita said...

@EmEyeKay - yes, i call it marathon pee and cheese refill. not at the same time obviously.

califblondy said...

Are we here now?

Don't make it hard for those who are already faded...

Ooooh another Smash preview. I love it, especially now that I read that Thoreson Kaye will be on too.

Janet296 said...

I'm so tired of the Smash commercials.

nolachickee said...

Rita - thanks again for making this party happen. How are you doing? We have not been at a loss for Angie shots.

Betty K said...

@EmEyeKay... I saw him earlier on the front of Zooey Ds dress.

He got a pretty good seat.

MadLyb said...

@Rita - hells no! I love Madeleine, but she and everyone in that category barring Claire looks like they've gone under the needle.

EmEyeKay said...

Swear to god, just shoved provolone in my face as I was reading your post.

ANNNND we're back!

Rita said...

love Emiily"s dress. not the hair.

Mango said...

Emily, girl, what happened to your hair??

mngddess said...

Love Emily Blunt's dress. But not the hair.

MadLyb said...

I saw "Bridesmaids" with my sis and we both loved it.

nolachickee said...

Emily is a hot mess. Hair looks bad. But I do like that dress. I'd like to wear that dress to work, and when people asked "What's up with that dress", I'd say "Oh, I need to do my laundry".

JasonBlueEyes said...

My mother calls her "Tina Fry."

Ms Cool said...

How can someone live with so many cockroaches? I wish I could watch the Globes. Taping it.

MadLyb said...

My two favorite women!

Rita said...

Let"S drink for PENIS JOKE.

JasonBlueEyes said...

It's Joey - "How You Doin'?"

Electric Warrior said...

Oh Bridesmaids!!

Thomas Jane and Tina Fey...scuse me while I drink and die happy. Tho Jane Adams should be included.

Rita said...

Johnny Galecki. or matt.

Betty K said...

@Rita... balls and bottoms up!

AndrewBW said...

Anyone see Gillian Anderson around?

Rita said...

oh my, double shot for me.officially EmEyeKay drunk.

EmEyeKay said...

why Tina Fry?

Matt leBLANc? Really?

nolachickee said...

Joey won? I have to watch his new show.

Betty K said...

Eric Stonestreet had to be fake almost crying right?

MadLyb said...

I'm definitely drinking to 'penis'.

Electric Warrior said...

Matt Leblanc has the charisma of my non designer shoe.

Ms Cool said...

@ememkaye - was your ec a Don Henley Eagle or a McNabb Eagle?

EmEyeKay said...

Yay, RITA! WOO HOOO!

MadLyb said...

George is eyeing Matt. Hmmmm.

EmEyeKay said...

(oh god i just woo hooed in public)

Rita said...

Sexiest man alive.

not! belongs to Ryan!!!

EmEyeKay said...

ms cool - a philly eagle! And a fuckwad!

MadLyb said...

Topher Hairy-Tuchus!

Mango said...

Shave, Bradley. Please.

Rita said...

Bernice Bej...?

JasonBlueEyes said...

I loved Jessica Chastain in Tree Of liFe

califblondy said...

LOL @ElectricWarrior

EmEyeKay said...

no idea who just won

Rita said...

oh, i am glad octavia won.

Ms Cool said...

Well in that case, I hope you got a nice payout.

chopchop said...

Okay, first tear shed for Octavia.

MadLyb said...

@Mango - but Bradley needs a beard...

califblondy said...

Me too, Rita

Jackie said...

I hear that The Help a really good movie. Anyone seen it?

Rita said...

@EmEyeKay - the girl from the
Help.

This is like watching with meemaw!!!!;)

L'auteur said...

Cooper reminds me of a young George Hamilton...maybe it's the orange?

Electric Warrior said...

How Octavia did it...thats how it's done.

Mango said...

@MadLyb - HEE!

Laura said...

So sweet how emotional everyone is, I'm welling up.

EmEyeKay said...

ms cool, oh no. Nothing like that. No thank you, want nothing from him. I'm broke and jobless and such, but I refuse to ask for a DIME.

califblondy said...

Did she thank Halle Berry and Maria Shriver?

Rita said...

@Mother...? is she getting some with Father Campfire? Did she quit on us!

califblondy said...

It's worth seeing Jackie. Lots of good FEMALE performances.

Mango said...

Nice that she won. I have seen Octavia in, like, a million supporting roles but never even knew her name.

EmEyeKay said...

sorry, Rita (hangs head). I don't have cable and can't afford the dang movies!

Laura said...

I saw it Jackie and liked it and cried but not sure if it is Oscar worthy. But some of the performances were worthy.

EmEyeKay said...

enty just asked us a question

KLM said...

Need more Ricky.

Rita said...

Tsok EmEyeKAy. We"re all in the same boat hon! no need to hang head, just drink to PENIS. much better.

Jackie said...

My friend keeps telling me to read the book. Maybe I'll try it. Definitely check out the movie though. I do love some Emma Stone. Thanks!

EmEyeKay said...

Morgan Freeman slept with his step-granddaughter? What?

nolachickee said...

To answer your question, Enty - they're both wrong. Hitting a young female in your own family is never ok. Woody thinks everyone forgot about his deal. He's just like Polanski - everyone wants to work with him, so they ignore what he did.

Lelaina Pierce said...

@Jackie - The book was better, but I loved the movie. Def. though Octavia deserved to win.

MadLyb said...

I could be wrong, but what I've heard from many in the black community is, "The Help" is a feel good film for white people about oppressed black people. I would have to see it myself to cement this judgment.

Rita said...

Enty - morgan freeman, definitely.

Janet296 said...

Woody for the win. He helped raise his current wife. EWWWW

califblondy said...

I hope she's not getting back at him, Rita...

KLM said...

Woody really did it so I go with him - do we know Morgan did the whole step grand child thing or are we still just speculating?

Woody FTW.

MadLyb said...

I will drink to PENIS any day of the week.

Ms Cool said...

More power to you emeyekaye.

AndrewBW said...

Enty, Woody Allen.

JasonBlueEyes said...

Morgan is worse. There was no blood relation between Woody and soon-Yi.

nolachickee said...

And I ment sex by hitting it,not punching.

Betty K said...

@EmEyeKay I saw the question but it is too squicky to think about now. I want to be flippantly superficially bitchy not pedantic about cross-generational, pedo-ish behaviors.

Jackie said...

I think Woody is worse. But I just might like Morgan Freeman too much.

Laura said...

@Madlyb - I have heard that too and can definitely see why.

EmEyeKay said...

Enty, I didn't get an Acura ad, I got an ad for freakin' Tom Skerrit in PNB's production of Don Q. If you ever wondered where I'm from, that should answer that.

Mango said...

I'm picturing Enty lying on a futon, drink in one hand, bacon cheeseburger in another, dictating to some college kid on his laptop.

KLM said...

@Jason - there was no blood relation between either of them (but they are still totally messed up).

Electric Warrior said...

Reese, my dearest chin, it's not Thomas Payne. Perhaps restrain just a bit on The Descendants.

Ms Cool said...

Woody.

AndrewBW said...

I've never cared that much for Reeese Witherspoon, but I thought she looked mmmmm gorgeous.

EmEyeKay said...

@Betty Iknowrite? Buzzkill!

Rita said...

Sydnie poitier!!!! love that man. But there must be tons of dirt. he IS old hollywood after all.

Ms Cool said...

No, Morgan.

MadLyb said...

Reese looks good! She'll always get a pass from me for "Man in the Moon".

Laura said...

I don't think there is a blood relationship between anyone involved but I find them both equally have a problem with impulse controle.

Rita said...

@Mango - you wouldn't be too far off!

MadLyb said...

Of course they have to show the other distinguished black man. Oh Hollywood, LOL!

nolachickee said...

"Is that Robert California doing the voice over for Acura?" - rolling with laughter, Enty!

KLM said...

He is STILL handsome! Damn! Geezer love...

JasonBlueEyes said...

Okay. They were both messed up. Woody took nude photos of her when she was underage. Yeah, He's worse.

Jackie said...

Sidney Poitier is awe-inspiring. Really. I can't say anything bad about him.

MadLyb said...

I used to love Freeman on, "The Electric Company" when I was a kid.

Rita said...

LADY HELEN MIRREN. Cheers peeps! wow, she looks... tight!

MadLyb said...

Never mind about my 2nd to last comment - too much beer.

Beedee99 said...

Entry, shouldn't that be creepy Robert California? ;)

EmEyeKay said...

I have an ad below the comment link that says get your big EYE now. :)

MadLyb said...

If I looked like Helen Mirren, I'd so be getting laid right now.

Jackie said...

Helen Miren is so classy. This is how it should be done, ladies. I've loved her since Calendar Girls".

gracehatter said...

Enty's FB page is looking dull..help him out by posting as a CDAN ambadasser (oh I like the mispelling on that!) over there now!

Stacey Charter said...

Gah i feel old! I remember when Morgan Freeman was EZ Reader... W...OW...WOW!

Lelaina Pierce said...

@MadLyb - I've read a LOT of articles about that and you are correct. It didn't make me "feel good" though and I cried through a lot of it.

AndrewBW said...

Helen Mirren is toassssted.

Rita said...

no worries @MadLyb - we are beyond help at this time.

JasonBlueEyes said...

I loved Morgan in "Seven."

califblondy said...

Getting back to Madonna, I totally think Ricky himself probably wrote her lines. She's not funny enough to think that up on her own.

EmEyeKay said...

can't look at him without thinking about electric company.

gol-den... GOLDEN.

GL-OBE... GLOBE.

KLM said...

Oof - Denzel in Glory. Yum.

MadLyb said...

@Lelaina Pierce - that's just what I've heard, and to be honest, it bothers me, but I've also heard a lot of good things about it, and frankly, I just need to see it for myself.

JasonBlueEyes said...

"Glory" has one of the best musical scores ever.

Electric Warrior said...

The Shawn Shank Redemption!!

Morgan is a dirty old man, yet pulls it off. Not excusin it, JUST SAYIN.

(I went to school with a kid named Shawn Shank...that was his nickname)

Jackie said...

There are so many great roles he had. And that voice! Favorite has to be Bucket List though. And Bruce Almighty. I mean he did play God.

MadLyb said...

@Rita - it's best to watch this drunk, I think.

Stacey Charter said...

emeyekay - just said the same thing LMAO - EZ Reader!

Rita said...

@Cali- aaaaah, i hope madonna was quick enough! She is quick on her feet though!

That"S how she catches the younger boys!

Beedee99 said...

Why hasn't he done something about those teeth?

KLM said...

The Electric Company! Go madlyb!!

gracehatter said...

Excellent!

Electric Warrior said...

MadLyb...you got your Electric Company!!!

Electric Warrior said...

MadLyb...you got your Electric Company!!!

EmEyeKay said...

stacey, and they showed it! Squeal!

Betty K said...

@califblondy totally agree. It was too rehearsed/unflustered.

She didn't look pissed enough... like when Courtney Love interrupted her interview with Kurt Loder. Classic.

Rita said...

The best movie score was for THE Mission, with Jeremy Irons and Robert DeNiro.

MadLyb said...

Leo looks vexed.

Jackie said...

Did I see CHRIS TUCKER?

EmEyeKay said...

Have the feeling I'm not going to be up at my usual five a.m.

EmEyeKay said...

MadLyb, he DID look pissed!

Rita said...

EmEyeKay - Somehow, i think you'll be up to puke your heart out!

MadLyb said...

Poitier - what can you say about this man? He is class all the way!

Mango said...

Sidney Poitier is supposed to be a big ol' racist. Still I adore him in To Sir With Love.

califblondy said...

Rita, it was too staged, she hates to be put down and would only be defensive.

But, now that she's a refined English lady, maybe she's changed?

Morgan made Elton smile.

JasonBlueEyes said...

@Rita - Ennio Morricone is one of my heroes.

Betty K said...

Who is hanging all over kingsley?

Laura said...

@Betty - the Madonna/Loder interview when Love started throwing up lipstick and he invited her up! Sooo great! Thank you for the reminder.

MadLyb said...

You can tell Brad Pitt really likes Morgan Freeman.

nolachickee said...

Morgan got his drink on before getting up there. He made Elton laugh! Sir Ben Kingsley has a woman on his lap. oh, Golden Globes, how I love you.

EmEyeKay said...

no, Rita, I'm EATING BREAD. That'll help... hah.

KLM said...

Sidney looks so good for 85 - for anything, actually. What did they call geezer love on Bored to Death? Elder love?

MadLyb said...

@Laura - that was AWESOME!

Rita said...

Sofia is so over top funny!

PREP YOUR SHOOTERS PEOPLE, Angie is up.

Double Shot?

MadLyb said...

J.H. Christ! Poitier is 85???

JosieJo said...

No shots of Angie and Bradley...hmm. Did she leave while someone else was saying thank you for the award she lost? Methinks: yes.

Jackie said...

:D

(here is a happy face because Enty noticed Chris Tucker too!)

Betty K said...

@Laura... that is the interview of which I speak. madge was puh-hissed then. If anything, she's more of a control freak now. She probably stalked gervais and made him do the schtick.

KLM said...

@MadLyb - yep

Rita said...

@Jason, watch out, sad female-tampon-like moment coming on:

I have the soundtrack for The Mission, and listen to it whenever i can't cry while pmsssing. true story.

Sob.

califblondy said...

I remember that Betty, it was hilarious. Courtney didn't give a shit.

Where's we Ricky? This show needs more Ricky.

I can't believe it's only 7 p.m., it feels much later.

MadLyb said...

I used to like Angelina - she was my first girl crush many years ago. But I have half a beer (I'm talking a very large beer) and I'm ready to drink up at the first sign of pretentiousness. In other words, I win!

Mango said...

@ EmEyeKay - drink a couple of glasses of water before going to bed. It will help. Hydration is your friend.

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