Golden Globes Live Blog - Part Two

That's it. Thanks for hanging out with me tonight. We will have to do it again for The Academy Awards. I'm really drunk. Have not figured out why I am on the floor.

754p - Harrison Ford & Morgan Freeman still with the earrings. At what age do you stop wearing one?

749p - Angelina said, "What about me? I am the one who saves the world. Brad carries my luggage. Michael Fassbender plays golf with his peen?

747p - Best looking group ever? George wins.

742p - So, his father won an Academy Award and he could not afford to fly to LA to get it. Nice story.

740p - How does the woman at the table of The Artist have any charge left in her phone? She is always taking photos and recording.

739p - Jane Fonda looks great for 70 something. Wow.

735p - How come they did not say how many wins this makes for Meryl Streep? She slipped some tongue to her husband and I think Colin too. She also got beeped. Look at the effort to get her glasses to the stage.

732p - Hello Colin Firth as Ricky Gervais drinks beer #43.

731p - Queen Latifah said last week she is thinking about adopting a baby.

727p - Love the silent part of the speech!!

726p - Mark Wahlberg looks incredibly bored.

725p - I think The Artist will not repeat at the Academy Awards. This is unique because of the Foreign Press people. The Artist has not been winning in other places as much as was predicted.

724p - If you were newly engaged, wouldn't you wear your brand new ring? I see Spanx, but no engagement ring on Jessica Biel.

723p - War Horse is the same horse that was in Secretariat.

719p - Modern Family was so prepared at the Emmy awards too to make a great speech. Best speech of the night?

717p - Good choice for best comedy show.

715p - The 7 second delay comes in handy for that rant. Could Salma be any more skinny?

713p - Leo finally has something to smile about tonight. His favorite director gets an award.

712p - Angelina looks kind of like a bobble head. How does the drinking game work when she is talking?

711p - RDJ. Wearing tails. You don't see that often.

710p - You can tell sweeps month starts on Thursday. Kelsey and James Marsden and Denise Richards on 30 Rock.

705p - That was a random "Hey Elton." Ben Kingsley's date?wife? is showing a lot of enthusiasm. Ben might get laid at the table.

703p - A Chris Tucker sighting and he was not huge.

702p - I forgot he was in The Electric Company. Morgan Freeman has been in some really good movies. A couple in my top 10.

6p - 7p

657p - Helen Mirren. Love her.

655p - Sidney Poitier gets the second standing ovation of the night. Damn he looks good. I didn't look that good at 18. He must be 94.

654p - Reese always looks so goody goody that I love it when she goes a little trashy like this.

652p - Is that Robert California doing the voice over for Acura?

649p - Your Turn for the break. Who is worse? Woody Allen for sleeping with his adopted daughter or Morgan Freeman for sleeping with his step-grand daughter?

648p - The only standing ovation of the night. Look at Melissa McCarthy crying.

647p - Finally The Help wins something.

646p - It is not Berniece it is Bearnice.

645p - Need to get that tan over the whole face. Kind of missed the lower part of the face.

644p - The fact that Matt LeBlanc was nominated for Joey shows you how f**ed up the Golden Globes are.

643p - Emily Deschanel is looking way better than The Zooey. Has Joey ever won anything? He has now.

643p - Melissa McCarthy was like why did you pick that clip?

642p - I'm pretty sure Emily Blunt is hammered.

634p - The water bottles look so tacky. Dustin called Madeline Stowe old.

633p - Dustin Hoffman goes for the joke and kind of fails.

632p - No win for Angelina for directing.

631p - Madonna and foreign films? I think she just name drops them.

630p - Ricky Gervais is going way easier this year. Madonna 1 - Ricky 0

630p - Beer in a wine glass.

It is 630p and halfway through. I think 1,000 comments is a good place to start a new thread.