Friday, April 27, 2012

National Enquirer Blind Item

THESE engaged Hollywood stars are having heated arguments over who’ll be attending their huge wedding! It turns out the singer/actor wants to invite some of his famous exes to the ceremony, but his future wife is dead set against it – she’s crossed them all off the list! Name the couple.

29 comments:

Nellie said...

Supposedly it's Douche-lake and biel.

canadachick said...

Timbersnake and Blah

Its just U said...

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel.
The ex being Cameron Diaz

kpickle said...

Jessica and justin

donner said...

Sooooooo......how long will this marriage last? I'm sure it'll get off the ground, even the Kardashian mess was completed before imploding 2 mos later...there's too much money to be made for it not to happen...I give it less than a year...

auntliddy said...

No way this wedding will happen.

Vicki Cupper said...

Riiiiiiiiiiiight. This "blind" has the stench of PR leakage. Smells almost the same as anal leakage.

Fijigrrl said...

Blah-iel and Timbersnake

selenakyle said...

Ha haaaaa, @ Vicky Cupper! Ewwwww.

Frufra said...

Oh, Vicki, you crack me up? Remember those chips fried in olestra? Good ole anal leakage - good times.

Frufra said...

Ignore the first question mark. You do crack me up, no question about it!

MISCH said...

Too easy...

tealily said...

Whatever, "Blind" Item: http://www.celebitchy.com/223494/jessica_biel_bars_cameron_diaz_from_attending_her_wedding_to_justin_timberlake/

Vicki Cupper said...

Frufra, omg that olestra shit put my sister in the ER! She thought she could eat a whole canister of Pringles! I couldn't even finish a single serving bag of oleshitstra chips without clamping my asscheeks tighter than a new prison inmate!

Frufra said...

Man, Vicki, I bet your sister was hurting, but that is some funny shit (ha ha)! Hopefully she recovered with no ill effects.

The hubs and I watch baseball all the time, and apparently it's just us and a bunch of old people, cause there are a million old people med commercials. And some of them have the lovely "anal leakage" side effect, amongst other fun feelings. We always comment that you've got to be in a bad way to see all those side effects and just say "screw it, I'm taking this shit anyway."

That and the dreaded double bathtub commercial. I always tell the hubs he is in big trouble if he shows up here with two matching bathtubs to install in the backyard!

RenoBlondee said...

@canadachick
"Timbersnake and Blah"
LMFAO Too funny!

EmEyeKay said...

@Frufra: and just say "screw it, I'm taking this shit anyway."

Pun intended? :)

Frufra said...

@Em - for sure :-).

Seachica said...

Ooooh, NE, you're so edgy. Oh my, and do you think they're also fighting over whether she will go by "Mrs. Justin Timberlake" or by "Jessica Timberlake"?

Imagine Britney at Justin's wedding....I hope she takes her meds.

MadLyb said...

National Enquirer is good at exposing illicit affairs, but they truly s*ck at "blind" items, LOL.

Skent94 said...

and again, Why is Justin marrying Jessica?

Beth said...

And all over a wedding that will never happen.

HalleGoLightly said...

@ donner

The kardashian thing didn't implode after 2 months. The whole thing was staged from the start (to get attention/make money). And, of course, it worked.

Robert said...

"Uncontrollable oily discharge" is a phrase I remember from those Fat Trapper ads, as well...

Mama Abroad said...

I was thinking Brangelina.

Mama Abroad said...

Forget it. Missed the singer part.

Brenda Love said...

Team Jessica on this one...why the hell does she need to pander to her fiances ex-lover on her wedding day?

FrenchGirl said...

because it's a blind item? it's in every gossip magazine in Europe about Timberlake/Biel wedding

:| raven |: said...

has to be Justin and Jessica. he wants to invite Britney ... :)