Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Random Photos Part Three

So, this is how Justin Bieber keeps his youthful appearance that
Selena Gomez finds so intoxicating and why
thousand of screaming fans mobbed him in London.
Judging by Ali Lohan's weight, I'm assuming the cup and bag contain a healthy portion of air.
Even Marc Anthony eats more. Maybe.
Ali Larter wandering the dark and dangerous streets of Beverly Hills.
Still my favorite current actress, Malin Akerman.
When I saw this photo last night of Topher Grace, I thought I had too much to drink because he was all blurry. Turns out he just is blurry in real life too.

45 comments:

RenoBlondee said...

Selena is so gorgeous, why is she with that feminine looking dude?

I did not recognize Topher, he looks so different with the beard!

parissucksliterally said...

Ali is proof that high waisted pants look horrible on everyone.

All the teen girls I know wear high waisted shorts with their asses hanging out. On top of that, they wear booties, which cut off the length of their leg. It is truly a horrible look.

Patty said...

Is that mascara or brow gel the biebs is getting?

WeeRamekin said...

I love Malin Akerman's dress...so hot!

msgirl said...

Ali looks like a skeleton, look how her collar bone just out. It's a crime that neither of her parents OR her sister is doing nothing about this.

msgirl said...

Juts not just!

GSDlover said...

Ali Lohan is so unfortunate looking.

Justin Beiber looks like a girl so he might as well put makeup on like one.

cheesegrater15 said...

Ali looks so sickly it actually makes me sad (me of all people!). I don't want to think White Oprah would let her starve to death so Blohan can have a martyr to resurrect her career.

But we all know better, don't we?

NaNa LaLa said...

Such a shame about Ali. She used to be, in my opinion, the cuter of the Lohan girls. Now, it's like we are watching her die before our eyes. In a way, my heart aches for her. She never had a chance. :(

Frufra said...

Is there a Lohan family rule against bras? Does the mom wear them - I don't really care to dig through photos to find out - any one just know offhand?

Patty Mayonnaise said...

Beiber and Gomez: They really do make such a cute lesbian couple

Anonymous said...

@parissucks, those hideous high-waisted shorts were the hipster-girl uniform last summer, plus they wore them with tights and ugly sneaker or cheap ankle boots. I believe it's a requirement they either have cankles or dress to appear as if they do.

discoflux said...

I kind of dig Topher with a full beard.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Now I can only imagine Ali calling out for Popeye every time I see her.

Ingrid Superstar said...

Malin is so freaking hot.

Ali Lohan should invest in some Saggy Ass Sad Girl Shorts.

califblondy said...

I love, love, love Ali's outfit and shoes!

Ali Larter that is, not the other one.

Jason, that's funny shit.

Enty, that probably is a bag of air that she purges later.

Bit dams said...

ali looks odd. i can't put my finger on it. yes she is thin, pale, & unfortunately attired, but it's something else. don't know what.

Beth said...

Malin is gorgeous, but that dress is not doing much for her. It's oddly unflattering.

Ali Lohan is grotesque looking, and her clothes... YIKES.

Selena Gomez is very pretty, but there is something repulsive about her, regardless of the Biebs.

dia papaya said...

Ali Lohan - This is really criminal. Can't someone do something before she dies? California DHHS? Can't someone make an anonymous call? I always thought she was the prettier one, too.

Missed you Ali Larter!

I actually like Malin's dress. I'm mesmerized by the pattern. Much like an infant. I have an infant brain, apparently.

Now you Topher. You on the other hand frighten me. Are you starting your career as hipster villian? It's the creepy eyes and creepier beard.

parissucksliterally said...

anitamark, they are still wearing that heinous shit here in L.A.!

EmEyeKay said...

@anita mark: I HATE that look! It's awful!

Next to mascara, eyebrow fix is my favorite. Wish I could find a cheap one.

EmEyeKay said...

And the other Ali is killing it, I like everything she's wearing, too.

MC said...

Why is Ali so...gray?

MC said...

Why is Ali so...gray?

Laura said...

I think Ali Lohan's anorexia-ness is a cry for attention..I think she is ignored by her mama in favor of Lindsay.

Gosh, I remember when my husband and I were Bieber/Gomez's age...we too humped like rabbits back then. Could not get enough of this new toy called sex!

selenakyle said...

Ali Lohan = fashion victim.

Ali Larter = fashion winner.

Cheyenne72 said...

Bras and food are forbidden in the Lohan house!

MadLyb said...

If Ali Lohan is eating anything, you know she's bringing it back up. Jesus, those parents ought to be horsewhipped. Topher always looked so different away from "That '70's Show". Maybe he did good not associating much with the rest of the cast - mainly the males.

This thread is full of really skinny people, btw...

shelbyroxs said...

Ali Lohan looks blue to me, as in not enough oxygenated blood in her, anemic too. Anorexia-related heart/lung issues?? Geez. Poor girl.

Jessie said...

How are Ali Lohan's jeans tight?!

I'm a fan of high waisted pants if they're done right.

Ali Larter look AWESOME!

StanleyRoper said...

Ali Lohan looks like a character from the Gashlycrumb Tinies...Google it.

A is for Ali, who vanished into thin air.

cinephreak said...

Ali Lohan... I just cannot....

Seachica said...

LOL StanleyRoper! She has the goth sickly girl look down pat.

nettalovesrobin said...

Topher looks kind of alright in that beard! Hello!

Redd Penny said...

I too love Ali Larter's gray and white outfit!

I hope Ali Lohan crashes while she is still young enough to recover. Another year or two of this she'll be on shaky ground.

And her friend's cloven hooves look ridiculous.

Topher looks like Hugh Jackman and Craig Ferguson's love child as a Masterpiece Theatre host.

Robert said...

Gashlycrumb Tinies. Classic!

Sarah said...

Top her look creepy and the by-line was weird. Could he fit the blind? Unmarried, unattached, had some fan girls from That 70s Show.
I may be reaching, I don't think he has A list name recognition. Who knows.

Lelaina Pierce said...

Malin is adorable and Topher's beard is a win for me. Yummy.

Kate0704 said...

Regarding Ali Lohan,

Maybe it's the high-waisted pants, or perhaps the ugly chunky platform shoes, or even the obvious eating disorder which has sadly left not an ounce of meat on her frail bones and starving, scary pale skin... But the combination of her long torso with those long legs, for me, makes her look like she's been stretched out. I'd like to say that it's just a fluke photograph making her look disproportionate, but the girl next to her looks far more normal. Perhaps she's into limb lengthening? Sounds crazy, but in perspective, this family is into far more shocking things than that.

Kate0704 said...

Just to clarify, I'm half kidding!

saucyjane said...

Justin Bieber is proof that brow gel really is the solution to every problem.

saucyjane said...

Justin Bieber is proof that brow gel really is the solution to every problem.

astrogirl said...

Little Lohan's outfit looks like she ought to be working at the fast food place. What is that logo on her breast?

mooshki said...

Ali got into the modeling industry on the strength of her name, and now she is competing with the girls who have much smaller frames than she does, so she has to eat even less than they do. It's criminal.

figgy said...

Ali Lohan was cute until she had surgery to her face in an attempt to make it look more dramatic. Instead, it made her look masculine and harsh, very much like an adolescent tranny.

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