Friday, April 06, 2012

The New Jennifer Lopez Video


Last night on American Idol, Jennifer Lopez debuted her new music video. In case you missed it, the video is below, but let me go ahead and describe it you. Jennifer struts around at an orgy while her real life boyfriend grabs her ass and is shocked he is getting paid not only for the video, but that he has not actually spent any of his own money in months. Jennifer showed up on Idol last night wearing a $2M ring which she probably desperately wants but probably can't afford without a nice celebrity discount. It is at times like that she probably wishes she was still dating Ben Affleck or Diddy and they would go broke trying to make her happy. I think the difference between Marc Anthony and them is that Marc probably told her, "no," and the other two guys always said, "yes."

30 comments:

califblondy said...

I saw it during Idol last night and LOL'd at the body paint, but I still like to watch her dance.

hunter said...

I don't know what the hell this is but I do like Pitbull.

Oh wait - oh Jesus yuck. What the hell?!?!?

Still like Pitbull.

*jen said...

Well. That should make Skeletor pissy.

Me said...

i thought it was in poor taste. AI is a family show, that was not what i thought i would be watching with my kids when we sat down. but, my kids thought it was funny. its so odd to me how she just says "oh the video is fun"! yeah, weeeeeeeee.

btw, in the bare legs scenes, i think her thighs are photo shopped.

EmEyeKay said...

My only problem with it is that Caspar isn't very handsome. If she wasn't dating him, there would be a hottie in his place, and then it might (?) be sexier.

Please tell me that wasn't her perfume at the end - if it was, yikes.

@hunter, I like him too, against my better judgement. Love that voice!

Seachica said...

I think the song is catchy. Finally she hired the right professionals to make the album.

parissucksliterally said...

Ben Affleck was in a video with her too, on a yacht, stroking her ass. This woman NEVER learns.

I will not watch. He is gross, she is pathetic.

Mango said...

Her boyfriend is unforgivably dorky and all the tatts and body glitter in the world can't hide it. And that was some pretty gay dancing.

RJ said...

I think JLo is an absolute idiot when it comes to men. She also has a reputation as a spoiled, not-nice person. However, I will say this about her: She is a beautiful (on the outside) woman with a woman's body. Her body is obviously fit, and she isn't a walking bobblehead. I haven't seen the video, but in the stills her body looks damn good. Especially considering that she isn't in her 20s anymore.

Gtzisshe said...

Mango- what is gay dancing? You meant that as a negative, I assume.

Snowstorms said...

I agree hunter, now that I know Pitbull is involved, I will watch. If it was just the J-Lo and Casper/Bo show I would gladly skip it!

Mother Campfire said...
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Mother Campfire said...

Ew. Had to turn it off at 1:20. The song is HORRID and sounded like a Cher castoff. And I love Cher.

Mango said...

@ Gtzisshe - It means I think her "boyfriend" is gay.

@ EmEyeKay - OMG if that's her latest perfume at the end, that's unforgivable. Which would be a good name for the fragrance. That or Big Fucking Cojones.

Worstcompanytoworkfor said...

I think she CAN afford her own 2million dollar ring.

Not sure why he said that..i mean she has been making it on her own for a while...she doesn't need a man to tell her yes.

MontanaMarriott said...

And this is why I say any singer would be an idiot to pass up the chance of hosting xfactor, you get to be in folk's livingrooms every week and you get to debut your video's to millions.

EmEyeKay said...

@Mango - LOL - WHY has no one named a perfume "Unforgivable" yet? I'd buy it :)

I'm thinking of the commercial now, something a la "Red Flag" on SNL. Youtube it if you haven't seen it, it's Kristin Wiig, and it's awesome.

nettalovesrobin said...

I can tell that guy has her sprunggggg!

it took forever said...

@Worstcompanytoworkfor, It is said the reason that JLo took the AI judging job was because she was BROKE!!!, well not in terms of normal people but rich people broke if you get me

car54 said...

Isn't Jennifer making like $12 million for judging Idol? She can afford the ring.

I thought it was very odd to be airing during that time slot--and they said she would be doing the song live later this season. My favorite part was Jennifer saying the song had a "strong message".

Jasmine said...

Enty said:
"I think the difference between Marc Anthony and them is that Marc probably told her, "no," and the other two guys always said, "yes."

I think that is one of the few reasons I miss her with Marc Anthony- it gave her diva narcissistic ass a little dose of reality that people arent going to lay down and let them walk all over her just because she's beautiful. Which I think all her men have done.

I've watched this reality show her and Marc have called Q'Viva! My favorite part is Marc gives her shit all the time, it's awesome. One time her boyfriend called while they were discussing the merits of certain contestants and he said "is that the boyfriend, tell him we're busy and hang up." HAHAHA. Awesome.

Jasmine said...

^*Let HER walk all over THEM

Jules_345 said...

Jasmine, that sounds great, I would totally watch for that type of interaction!

Barton Fink said...

I have odd thoughts about this dreadful video, which I couldn't watch. I scrolled through it, saw three spots, and: It's kind of refreshing to see a gay guy as the centerpiece of a major video, finally! Oh wait, she's dating him? Oh wow. Um, awkward. Anyway, I kind of liked the ten seconds I could stand of this video.

Amanda M. said...

Hey MV - I want my 3 minutes back.

MforMayhem said...

Yes, that is her perfume at the end. Of course it is.

Liz said...

I can't believe she put Donald Duck in her video - he's so gross! This girl keeps making the same stupid mistakes over and over again.

I hate to say it, but a woman like JLo, with poor judgment and direction, needs a guy that'll "guide" her and has no problem telling her "No". Please do NOT marry Donal Duck. PLEASE.

The song sucks!

Henriette said...

All videos look like that Tonight is the Night vid from 1999. She is suffering from Vadge's time warp problem. Vadge wants it to be 1994 and JBlow wants it to be 2000.

Is it just me or have JBlow's men slowly started to decline? Her first husband was pretty bad. P. Diddy Puff was alright. Criss Judd was nice. Ben was the best. Skeletor was scary and now this?

Yeah, Skeletor was the one on top in his relationship with JBlow. It's pretty obvious from their boring show. All JBlow does is change clothes.

GoGo said...

I actually LIKE the "Q'Viva!" show but would rather it had just been a variety showcase for Latin acts rather than another stupid "competition" show. I'm so sick of those shows, but I think the show was filmed ere or aftre their divorce and it is just too hard to turn away...
I have definitely developed a new-found respect for Marc Anthony. He may not look so good, but he REALLY can sing and dance. I saw him perform and I was very impressed. (AND, he can shut JLo up with just a look... ANYONE who can do that is aces in my book). I think she really loved him.

crila16 said...

Stupid, stupid, stupid video. So stupid and cheesy. Her boyfriend is also extremely unattractive. I also can't stand Jennifer Lopez, but I have to say that I'm so happy that she didn't conform to the supid Hollywood standards and become anorexic. God bless her for staying healthy looking and staying in shape. I also don't hate the song. I wish I did, cause I can't stand her, but I don't hate it.