Saturday, July 28, 2012

Blind Items Revealed

June 30, 2012

What new talk show host lines up three to five women at the end of his show and has them answer questions about what they would be willing to do to sleep with him. If there is more than one person that attracts his interest he asks if they are willing to do a threesome. if not, he has the second place finisher wait for a few hours until he finishes with the first.


Russell Brand

51 comments:

iheartgoss said...

Of course.

nora nader said...

Ewwwwww! First of all, why would he have a talk show? And second...he looks so dirty, slimy and unsanitary. I can't imagine ANY ONE wanting to have sex with him. This Blind Reveal has my stomach turning. Again...EWWWWWWWW!!!!

luckylass said...

I am curious how it is with this infamous celebrity playboys. Is having sex with them actually good? Or is it just about "I had sex with _____!" I would guess that they are selfish lovers. Anyway care to chime in?

nolachickee said...

Thank you Enty for confirming this one. Russell is the remnants of a douching session. That's all I have to say about that.

MISCH said...

so gross I wouldn't touch him if I was wearing a hazmat suit...full gear head to toes and fingertips.

Tru Leigh said...

The saddest part of the story is how many women take him up on the offer. What happened to self-respect?

SusanB said...

I don't even know why this is a blind. It sounds like something he'd brag about.

Renoblondee said...

He doesn't have his addictions under control.
And they say HE wanted to start a family with Katy? Girlfriend dodged a giant bullet.

amazonblue said...

Someone call the CDC, this cesspool must infect hundreds of women each year.

Linnea said...

I can see it. I mean, not the groupie thing, but I get the attraction for sure. Dirty perhaps but hot...


Alright, go ahead and judge me! ;)

billybob said...

He’s filthy. And I’ve noticed that when he’s on talk shows he hates it when the host talks to the other guests. He’s all me-me-me.

timebob said...

Well I agree with you all but I can give you this perspective on Russell Brand.

I saw him live at a city comedy club when he was working out material for his first MTV awards hosting gig. It was right before he met Katy Perry. My friend was Irish and dragged me to go, the whole place was filled with british and irish fans, I might of been among 3 americans at most.

I will say this, the women had such a look of hunger in their eyes for him. He gives off a Jesus vibe for some reason and women would of licked his boot to get 15 minutes alone with him. They don't see the dirty ex heroin addict they see a sex god for some reason.

And that is my 2 cents on seeing Russell live.

Tuxedo Cat said...

My God he's so organized about it....he even has a formula!

Oryx said...

Linnea, do not feel bad. I find him attractive, too. At least from afar, but I would never debase myself like that. Ok, maybe for Tom Hiddleston.

Erin said...

He's single, & they are willing. Sloppy seconds or thirds isn't my thing, but who am I to judge?

Erin said...

He's single, & they are willing. Sloppy seconds or thirds isn't my thing, but who am I to judge?

John Rutherford said...

The thing is, you're all viewing this as him using his fame to sleep with women. Years ago I saw Russell pick up a woman in a bar. He is charming, insightful, intelligent and funny. If he wasn't famous, he'd still be doing the same thing, and he'd have the same success he has now.

He's a grown up, the women he sleeps with are all grown ups, and no one's coercing anyone to do something they don't want to do. This isn't the casting couch. If anything, it's Russell I feel sorry for - he's fucked up. But as long as he doesn't fuck anyone else up, I don't have a problem with it.

CrazyCatLady said...

He's definitely in that dirty hot category. Not quite Lenny Kravitz or Colin Farrell hotness but he's there.

CrazyCatLady said...

He's definitely in that dirty hot category. Not quite Lenny Kravitz or Colin Farrell hotness but he's there.

CrazyCatLady said...

He's definitely in that dirty hot category. Not quite Lenny Kravitz or Colin Farrell hotness but he's there.

supapimp said...

I don't understand the hate. You only live once. Smh

Audrey said...

+1

KPeony said...

He's smart, and has that dirty hot thing going for sure. I'd hit it, but I wouldn't wait in line.

g.strathmore said...

Although I think he's hilarious as a comedian, I think he is supremely unattractive from an appearance point of view. Blech.

__-__=__ said...

He's glib and superficial at its finest. He has no feelings for other humans. Katy dodged a bullet. He will leave a trail of misery in his wake. The filth is all a part of it. He is a predator.

Henriette said...

Chelsea Handler (not the greatest judge of character) said he was obnoxious and a bad version of Robin Williams. He was always "on" and couldn't keep a conversation going.

sifichick said...

I honestly don't get this guy's appeal. He screams skuz ball to me. He's so smarmy. It figures this blind would be him.

Alana said...

I don't know why but I find him sexy in a weird kind of way, except when he gives the crazy eyes. Maybe it's just his accent...I need help

CanadianMiss said...

Gross.
And I don't find him attractive in the least.

whocaresnow12 said...

I know people that work on his show and they stated this has never happened.

JDP said...

Of course whocaresnow12. This blog is idiotic in the most humorous way.

rareavis said...

He has crazy, dead fish eyes.

whocaresnow12 said...

JDP you are correct. I'm more annoyed, and amused at the same time, how many people actually believe the blinds.

Brenda L said...

People like this have this crazy strange charisma about them that defies all logic. If you are asking yourself WHY would I even feel interested...then you have met one of these people. Run. As fast as you can.

UnicornsRReal said...

i'd go there and show hiim some cougar love

pretzel logic said...

Based solely on a first impression of Brand, I find myself siding with John Rutherford's comment.

Recently saw him on the Graham Norton Show and was prepared to dislike him. Instead, I was pleasantly surprised to find him quite funny and charming, physical attributes aside.

As an added bonus for me, I quite enjoyed watching Russell rattle the stick that Emily Blunt carries so tightly up her own ass.

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Shit You Can't Buy said...

@Pretzel logic; same here. I never paid attention to him, until I saw him on GN- love that he teased EB. She seems like a total bitch haha.
Watched some interviews with him, he is very well spoken and intelligent, I was impressed.
I have a soft spot for him now, also because he was so classy in the media about his ex-wife after the divorce..
Hope he doesn't go back to man-whoring, but by seeing this blind it looks like it:( (Wonder what his new girlfriend thinks of this, if they even are serious) But maybe he calmed down again now he's with his new girl.. Ugh who knows xD

Swatson said...

I do feel for him. He seems so lost, and he has so many demons, not the least of which is sexual addiction.

Lauren said...

LOL... If I wasn't married! J/k.. I have a dirty man crush on him, but thats so gross.. But hey, to each their own.

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winnyfranfran said...

What a gross pig.

dia papaya said...

My BF sat next to Russell at Robert McKee's Story seminar. Overall opinion - intellegent, a bit shy, and actually a nice guy. He was also clean and didn't smell.

I was totally jealous! I do a have strange fascination for him. Though I don't think I could actually go there. Biohazard situation!

@oryx - Tom Hiddleston *sigh*

Snowstorms said...

He was quite enjoyable in Rock of Ages. He and Baldwin together, both sleazy in their own right...got free tickets for the movie, but it was like 2 hours of lip syncing...sO much more fun than ever expected...

Barton Fink said...

He's kind of likeable. On the positive side, if ladies like his look, they can hang out at the Young Men department at JCPenney and poach the emo gender-benders who shop there.

Leah said...

I don't believe this blind. I think he's charming, a bit shy, and overall has great respect for others. Very Buddha. What I do believe, is that women fall all over him.

dizzyeggs said...

while i understand his appeal, i would not, could not, due to his heroin addiction in the past. way too scary taking chances on a physical relationship!

Mooshki said...

Ah, Hiddleston. So, so yummy. Mmmmm...

Me said...

i want a memaw to wear a wire for the after shw interview. how far will he go??

ABlake said...

This guy obviously has more baggage than a jetliner.
I'm not sure why anyone cares about him. He's no Bruce/Hickman/Carlin.

crazy/beautiful said...

Gross! And that applies to ALL parties involved.