Thursday, July 26, 2012

Today's Blind Items - The Innocent

Everyone wants to date this A list celebrity. I would guess there are people all over the world desperate to date her, but very few get the chance. Those that do are generally disappointed. The sweetest person on the planet, but the most possessive person ever. If you thought The Goopster was a clinger, you have seen nothing like this. Texting and calling several hundred times a day to someone she is into. There is never a moment to breathe. The thing is that somehow she stopped maturing at about age 13 for some things. When she kisses there is never ever tongue involved because she thinks it is disgusting. if you end up having sex with her it is going to take a few months of dating and then when you do have sex she is going to leave everything on but the items necessary to have sex. She doesn't like it and only does it because she thinks it is expected. This of course is combined with the never ending texts and calls. Our celebrity is still very young. One of the top celebrities in the world. Most people can only put up with the texting and calling for a week before they have had enough and break up. Or so they think. It gets even worse after, but that is another item for another day.

101 comments:

cheesegrater15 said...

Taylor Momsen?




Just kidding! She's a whore.

StewMcG said...

Taylor Swift?

Awesome Slut said...

taylor swift.

Sadie said...

Taylor Swift comes to mind.

CraftyGirl said...
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danatestingsite said...

Taylor Swift.

Caraface said...

oooh I like the Taylor Swift guess. I can't think of any other young star that seems to cycle through boyfriends....

Caraface said...
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shauniebear said...

Lmao!!

RenoBlondee said...

Awww, that's kind of sad! I guess Swift fits best.

cheesegrater15 said...

Wow, I got the first name right!

a non a miss said...

Swift and her songs. No tongue kissing? Boooring

NC Nurse said...

The 13 gave it away as TS. Isn't that her lucky # that she writes on her arm with a Sharpie marker? I hope it isn't her :(

Unknown said...

i thought from a ted blind taylor swift was still a virgin. espically since she only dates gay guys...

NC Nurse said...

The 13 gave it away as TS. Isn't that her lucky # that she writes on her arm with a Sharpie marker? I hope it isn't her :(

Grey said...

T Swift

Unknown said...

*especially damn iphone

dia papaya said...

@Vicki - someone mentioned a LiHo fender bender they saw on TMZ. Do we have a winner?

cheesegrater15 said...

Dia, it didn't require a tow truck or coroner. Pool's still on.

goheels83 said...

lmao Vicki.

and ohhhhhh we might have a winner for the lohan pool! exciting!!!

ms snarky said...

Do you think TSwift is terribly disappointed that her name doesn't lend itself to a cool hip-hop name, ala JLo?

dia papaya said...

Yes! I need to put in a new time.

goheels83 said...

Vicki, can we pick new times if ours passed?

Karen said...

My first thought was Taylor Swift, but I'm not 100% sold, only because of the sex part. It seems like she has had sex with multiple boyfriends, but didn't Enty say that John Mayer is butt hurt that Taylor never slept with him? She's also dated Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, and Jake Gyllenhaal; if rumors are true, at least two of those guys are gay and she was a beard. So who has she been sleeping with?

Amber said...

Awww Swifty :( I hope nothing happened to her when she was young, but being afraid of intimacy like this (for whoever it is) can be a strong indicator.

dia papaya said...

Can I have Friday night 12-4am?

cheesegrater15 said...

Yep. I'll repost the rules in one of the Random Photos posts.

goheels83 said...

If so, I think she's gonna go apeshit for the Opening Ceremonies. I pick Saturday, Jul 28, between 1 and 4 AM PST.

dia papaya said...

Thx V!

goheels83 said...

My time overlaps with dia papaya. I'll take early Sunday morning then. July 29, 1 AM - 4 AM PST.

Basil said...

How about Adele? I know she is pregnant now but I could see her perhaps being clingy, and god knows if you break up with her you are going to get a song written about you.

dia papaya said...

We can share @goheels83!

nunaurbiz said...

I agree Taylor Swift is the answer.

lalaland said...

i think its swifty. it doesnt technically say that she has had sex. it says "if you end up having sex with her" and "when you do have sex she is going to leave everything on..." Maybe TSwift told someone that this is how sex with her would be when she does eventually do the hanky panky? but i just feel like it MUST be her so maybe I'm twisting it to make it fit better?

and vicki, u crack me the f up. every freakin time.
thanks :)

Kim D Esq said...
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Kim D Esq said...

The last line implies her later writing a song about it. TS FTW.

cheesegrater15 said...

Just so everybody knows, I'll be reposting the Blohan Crash Pool rules in probably the last Random Photos post, so post your time there. Remember, winner gets a $15 gift card from Amazon!

goheels83 said...

Thanks Vicki!

Dia I'll do Sunday morning - maybe she'll still be partying from Friday night :) :)

Unknown said...

i just realized this is titled the innocent & taylor has a song called innocent *smacks head* still not sure it's her she was beards for most of the guys she dated

Anonymous said...

@Vicki I would like to change my time to October 25 9-11am

Jennifer H. said...

Taylor Swift sounds like the best guess.

selenakyle said...

This one screamed Swifty to me right away.

Aww, poor lil' thing!

Redheat said...

She's young, experience will come and hopefully some wisdom about the perils of being too clingy.

Was goopster a BI reveal, that last go round? Or was it just now revealed?

I'm on the TS train, not too many A list younger celebs out there.

Mhdz said...

TS makes sense from what I've heard. Hey can anyone tell me if she can actually sing? I've never heard her music before, let alone live.

IDoTheRobot said...

@Vicki I want Nov 1 , 12am - 5am!

katsm0711 said...

Even if she's what 20? Taylor Swift lyrics (god help me for being forced to listen to a song) seem like a middle schooler wrote them

goheels83 said...

Redheat, it was revealed July 4th.

goheels83 said...

here:

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2012/07/blind-items-revealed_7848.html

Karen said...

@Mhdz, Taylor is an okay singer, but not amazing. I really like her song-writing (which she does all herself). Her early stuff is very juvenile (but she was a teenager) and it's still youngish, but it just speaks to me on some level.

OverIt said...

I immediately thought of Swift-she seems so innocent!

KDub said...

Taylor Swift and her Lucky Number 13

kriss_t said...

From her (Taylor Swifts) appearance in public with her boyfriends she never appears clingy at all! She seems to get lots of time to hang out with friends (which most clingers wouldn't do) from what her Twitter account looks like. She never tweets or talks about her boyfriends, again, seems like something most clingers would do. I don't think its her, and if it is, it's probably a garbage story.

Trey said...

Gotta be TSwift. But she keeps dating secretly closeted guys, no wonder the sex is terrible. And I'm assuming sex with John Mayer is terrible in general.

HannahPalindrome said...

Hahahahahahaha

g.strathmore said...

@Basil, Adele is not "still very young." Can't be her.

Taylor Swift for the win!

HannahPalindrome said...

If this is Taylor, she needs to date men and not boys.
I can picture all the boys telling her they're great in bed...ugh boys

Karen said...

@g.strathmore, Adele (24) is only 1 1/2 years older than Taylor Swift (23 in December). I'd say that they're both quite young and I'm 29, not much older.

Unknown said...

TS is a virgin. Didn't another blind reveal that?

MadLyb said...

Swift is my first guess - the "worse" is that she will write a song about you, LOL.

TheBarberLady said...

I thought she was dubbed TSwizzle when she did that song the T-Pain? She's such a trendsetter.

Karen said...

"It gets even worse after, but that is another item for another day."

That doesn't sound like song-writing because EVERYONE knows that she will write songs about her exes--it wouldn't be another blind item.

skimpymist said...

I actually thought this was jenn aniston cause all her boyfriends have looked so relieved to be free from her and she looks younger than a lot of starlets that are half her age

kpickle said...

Amazing

kpickle said...

Amazing

FrenchGirl said...

taylor swift

skimpymist said...

I just reread this and I agree this is T Swift. The line "there is never a moment to breathe" sounds like one of her songs.

gardengal said...

I think it is Zooey Deschanel. She mentioned a couple of days ago that playing the part on New Girl is like being 13 all over again. It has been said that she is a very sweet person.

CJ said...

Taylor is a good guess - the line "a moment to breathe" might hint at a song she has called Breathe (and no I don't listen to her music, I swear I found that on a google search. I SWEAR.)

Karen said...

@skimpymist, Taylor Swift has a song called "Breathe."

Just to throw out another guess, would Emma Watson be A-list? I guess not...and it just doesn't sound like her.

I just really don't want this to be T-Swizzle. :(

billybob said...

I’d be quite happy to keep my clothes on for sexy time. Much cleaner and it doesn’t frighten the family pets!

Reese said...

Nothing like a consensus. Taylor Swift FTW.

MrsGoontz said...

First time commenter - I never feel that I have anything unique to contribute but I had to say something on this one.

My husbands friend dated Taylor for a short while last year and said she just liked having a good time, not clingy what so ever. They would basically just hang out and have sex all the time. Then after a few weeks she would move on to someone else.

billybob said...

Hi Mrs Goontz, come on in, it’s a lovely little family we have here. Have you noticed the “Your Turn” threads? They are great threads that Enty gives us so we can talk about anything and everything. It’s the coolest and friendliest place on the web.

VeeBee said...

Awww dang- I don't want this to be Taylor. I really do like her. And, unlike a lot of young pop stars, she actually sings (and well) LIVE at her concerts. Girl also plays guitar, banjo and mandolin. Not too shabby. Plus she is 5'11" of pure blonde gorgeousness.

Her song Dear John is so awesome. I HATE that pasty, clammy, tubercular-looking John Mayer SO hard!

"All the girls that you run dry have tired lifeless eyes
Cause you burned them out

But I took your matches
Before fire could catch me
So don’t look now
I’m shining like fireworks
Over your sad empty town!"

Love it!!!!

Trey said...

VeeBee, the blind could very well be planted by an angry ex. I'm sure this site has some valid sources, but that doesn't mean the sources aren't lying sometimes.

Karen said...

@VeeBee, I love her lyrics, too.

@MrsGoontz, I'd much rather believe that TS has a healthy sex life and isn't clingy! I hope that your story is the right version. And feel free to comment in the future! Most people here are nice. :)

g.strathmore said...

@Basil and @*karen*, I never realized Adele was so young! She looks like she's forty years old. Must be her hair and clothing style.

Sean said...

easily Taylor Swift. Also, not surprised

Unknown said...

jennifer love hewitt

Jessie said...

When do these clingers have the time to call and text so frequently?

Andy said...

I was thinking Katy Perry.

Anonymous said...

I have to say that if the blind didn't specifically mention "young" and "A-list", I would have thought Lisa Edelstein. She strikes me as extremely clingy.

HaterBaby said...

Natalie Portman is my guess, but the fact that he never specifies whether or not she's an actress indicates to me that it probably is who everybody thinks.

Lindsay said...

My only other thought besides Taylor Swift was Blake Lively...

ReallyDonna said...

T-Swizzle

NK said...

I thought initially it was ScarJo but I like the TSwift guess better.

lilo723 said...

I know Drew and the girl that Swift wrote Teardrops about. They both say she is kind of a Stage 5 Clinger. She would still text him after he was in a relationship with the girl. Then the girl saw her out and about in Nashville and was very cold towards her. He wasn't even really interested in her. It was more of a puppy love thing on her side. If you ever saw Drew you would see that she was no match for him.

Lauren Vento said...

I got the whole Swift vibe too.

Lauren Vento said...

Lindsay- I too was thinking Blake Lively, but between not liking sex, the number 13, and the person being A list internationally, its a given that its Taylor.

PugsterMom said...

It's absolutely taylor swift. The word "innocent" in the title gives it away. That's the title of a song she wrote about Kanye West after that awards show debacle

Alyse said...

Apparently when Katy Perry was in NZ my friend (a bartender at the hotel she was staying at) said she kept calling Russell every 30 mins during her stay...

Henriette said...

This screams Taylor Swift.

Eeekalicious said...

I think it's either Taylor Swift or Gaga.

Cheyenne72 said...

it's probably a planted blind to explain that KRISTEN STEWART was only KISSING her director...lol

Iroar said...

Another blind item that makes women seem like pathetic, needy bitches. I'm sick of these blinds.

cinephreak said...

Dagney- yes it does.
"Everyone wants to date this A list celebrity"
"Our celebrity is still very young. One of the top celebrities in the world"

cinephreak said...

who are some other young celebs? just to put out a fresh name?
i feel like people are trying too hard to make this TS... but there are clues that fit

Shallow Gal said...

Yes Taylor Swift was my gut reaction as well.

Anonymous said...

@cinephreak-- I understand the blind DOES specify those things. I was saying that if it didn't, she would be the first person to come to mind.

DueDiligence said...

I have no idea who this could be. I never met TS nor do I know anyone who knows her.

But whoever this is, if it's true, it sounds like a textbook case of someone who has suffered some pretty extreme abuse, either physical or emotional, possibly sexual.

I hope whoever she is, that she finds a place of healing.

Anonymous said...

Taylor Swift. 13 is her favorite number (or lucky number)

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