Monday, July 23, 2012

Blind Item #1

What Real Housewife has secretly been taking birth control pills without telling her husband. He thinks they are trying for a baby. She thinks it may be time to get divorced and wants no part of a baby with him right now. It's not RHNYC or RHATL.

37 comments:

discoflux said...

Melissa Gorga?

discoflux said...

I hate that I know their f'ing names. I hate that I watch these shows. Forgive me.

Becks said...

Joe Gorga and Melissa?

Brenda L said...

Well good for her whoever the hell she is. If she's thinking about leaving him then she shouldn't be getting pregnant anyway. Actually pretty responsible of her.

katsm0711 said...

This could be interesting as long as it's not Miami

VIPblonde said...

Teresa and Joe Giudice? I think at one point they said he wanted a son

Graham said...

Teresa and Joe. Would make sense if she really was told she could only stay on the show if she divorced Joe. Then again, I figure she'd want to get pregnant and then get divorced so she could have more stories to sell.

allaboutkelli said...

the only feasible answers are Teresa or Melissa from NJ, Kyle from BH, or Alexis and Heather from OC. I'm pretty sure this would be Melissa from NJ.

allaboutkelli said...

the only feasible answers are Teresa or Melissa from NJ, Kyle from BH, or Alexis and Heather from OC. I'm pretty sure this would be Melissa from NJ.

Graham said...

I dont think itd be Kyle or Heather. Both their husbands have money and the more kids they have = the more child support they get.

Missy GQ said...

The Bellinos?

Cancan said...

Melidda Gorga.

Get a Life said...

Alexis or Melissa

dirtydisher said...

It's not Alexis. Jim has blogged that he's done having kids.

SueRH said...

Theresa

Unknown said...

Bethenny Frankel Hoppy

selenakyle said...

Could be Teresa or Melissa.

Both little Joes are scared their meal tickets are gonna leave them in the dust--Guidice when he goes to the big house, Gorga when he starts losing his money/properties to foreclosure/bankruptcy, OR when Melissa becomes a rock star (bwa ha haaaaaa! Yeah right).

While Joe Gorga has a FEW redeeming qualities, both Joes are just disgustingly piggish, sexist, racist people.

pilly said...

Well at LEAST she's using birth control

Robert said...

I thought Melissa and Joe had such a great relationship! She "admires his work ethnic, " while he "admires her worth ethic." A match made in...New Jersey!

car54 said...

I was going to say Alexis just because Taliban Jim doesn't want her working but sounds like he's said he doesn't want more.

I think Teresa is a good guess tho--the convo with him saying he'd like a boy was a year ago in real time tho and didn't they need fertility treatments for their last baby, Audriana? I believe that was one of the debts on the bankruptcy.

Kyle said she wanted another child but I didn't get the impression Mauricio felt the same way.

nunaurbiz said...

Most, if not all of them, should be. It's terrible that some of these women are breeding! (I'm talking 'bout YOU Krazy Kelly!)

liteNOTSObrite said...

I hope this isn't The Gorga's. I am retardedly entertained by them.This has got to be Juicy Joe and Theresa.

NomNom83 said...

Tre has four kids and Juicy's prospects aren't looking so good. That said, I think she would sooner stay married to a conniving husband in jail (she's "old school Italian") than admit that everyone else was right and divorce his dumb a$$.

I see Melissa as far more likely to consider divorce (in the theoretical sense) an option -- but I'm not sure she has half as many reasons to actually proceed with one as Tre does. Also likely? This item is a plant from the Guidice camp to make MG look bad. Remember, Tre beating the drum about the "rumor" that "everyone" was telling her that if "Muh-liss" did well with her music, she would cheat on Joe. Sigh. Someone please buy Tre a dictionary so she learns the difference between a rumor and flat-out $hit-stirring.

NomNom83 said...

Tre has four kids and Juicy's prospects aren't looking so good. That said, I think she would sooner stay married to a conniving husband in jail (she's "old school Italian") than admit that everyone else was right and divorce his dumb a$$.

I see Melissa as far more likely to consider divorce (in the theoretical sense) an option -- but I'm not sure she has half as many reasons to actually proceed with one as Tre does. Also likely? This item is a plant from the Guidice camp to make MG look bad. Remember, Tre beating the drum about the "rumor" that "everyone" was telling her that if "Muh-liss" did well with her music, she would cheat on Joe. Sigh. Someone please buy Tre a dictionary so she learns the difference between a rumor and flat-out $hit-stirring.

Kelli said...

Nah, it can't be Melissa - I know someone close to her who swears that they are so in love and happy, and that he's a sweetheart (as is she).

Popnursing said...

Yea them!!! I don't want any of these people reproducing.

commandeered said...

Am I the only one who feels that Joe and Melissa Gorga have a good realtionships? Sure's he's a horndog but I just feel that they truly love eachother.

I vote to Teresa

Groovy said...

Either Melissa Gorga or Jesus Jugs.

Shallow Gal said...

Theresa I would say except for the mention she did IF treatments for Audriana. joocy joe wants a male child and Mama Caroline forsees a D.I.V.O.R.C.E. in the future for the Guidices. So I like the Jesus Juggs guess too. Most of these dames are too old to think about having babies...even though the Countess thinks at age 47 that should be no problem and crazy Ramona confused menopause with pregnancy. Which makes me think this could be Adrianne Maloof.

I am ashamed to know so much about them all.

Mango said...

Bethenny is a good guess, but she's not a RH and she lives in NY. I think Kyle's baby making days are over. Adrienne Maloof can barely tolerate being in the same room with her husband; I doubt she has sex with him.

I'm shocked but I find myself actually liking Joe Gorga, even though he needs to lay off of the "poison" and bedroom comments. Enough already! I get the vibe that he and Melissa are happily married.

Meanwhile Joe Guidice is a real knuckle-dragger who probably thinks he has to prove his masculinity by having a boy child. Teresa's one redeeming quality is her love for her children but she is too busy supporting the family with her cookbooks and bellinis to have another kid. I think it's her.

Barton Fink said...

@Mango, I was watching the show last night with a friend and explaining that while I knew it was wrong, I just ... well, I just couldn't *not* love Gorga. And she said, yeah, he's a teddy bear. With Sophia Loren eyes.

AKM said...

I thought that the fertility clinic payment was revealed to be for Joe's vasectomy?

Veech said...

I share many acquaintances with Melissa and Joe Gorga and this does not seem to fit them. However, this does seem to fit the descriptions the same shared acquaintances have told be about Theresa and Joe Guidice.

Rumor around the NJ lawyer-types is that Joe Guidice will be going to jail. Theresa will have to make a decision, however, her decision will be whichever will advance her business, not what is best for her family.

Unknown said...

MAROOF>

KittyKitty said...

Selenakyle~ this is my first time responding. I have been a long time reader. I agree with you. These guys are pigs and do not know how to respect women. As for Melissa is she tone def? Who would give her a record deal in their right mind?

Mooshki said...

"MAROOF>"

That ship has waaaaay sailed. No way she's getting knocked up without serious medical intervention.

Even if Jimbo doesn't want another baby, he'd definitely try to knock up Alexass if it meant he could keep her chained to the kitchen. And if they're getting too crowded, next time they can let their babies roll into their own pool instead of a public one so no one will be around to rescue them.

Lelaina Pierce said...

If this is Tre, WHAT IS SHE WAITING FOR? Joe Guidice is a horrible old troll, just like little Milania said.
;)

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