Thursday, July 26, 2012

It's Like Chris Crocker All Over Again

This woman was just a tiny bit upset about Kristen Stewart cheating on Robert Pattinson. Just the tiniest little bit. Just a smidge.

52 comments:

Unknown said...

i saw that on E news last night and i couldn't stop laughing!!! and i still can't stop now! get out of your fantasy world hun

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Her parents must be hanging their heads in shame. Honestly, can you imagine if this was the result of your parenting? You failed.

That said, I'm going straight to hell because I watched this about 3x yesterday and laughed harder each time. I love the way she spits out the word "sorry" at about the 30-second mark. But the final breakdown is priceless. Yup, I'm going straight to hell.

Anonymous said...

I've been watching her before. She has a bunch of you tubes about Twilight. One great one is when she tapes her reaction to seeing the trailer for new moon for the 1st time. It's like 1 girl 1 cup. Epic.

a non a miss said...

She seems to be taking it well

sifichick said...

I was waiting for one of the twihards to lose their crap over this.

Honey boo boo child needs to put down the twinkies, Twilight books, & Twilight movies, & go out into that big bad world. Rob is probably going to go cry in the arms of one of his hook ups. So he'll be ok sweetie.

I've seen this girl crying over Twilight before. Seriously she needs to get a life.

seaward said...

Now I feel compelled to walk into a bookstore and ask a cashier when was the last time he crapped.

Anonymous said...

Aww twitards, hilarious and sad. Saw this yesterday on dlisted and had to watch the train wreck. I love that she does a video about her heartbroken feelings on this and then proceeds to say its no ones business and we should leave them alone. Love the irony, or her inability to realize that she is doing the very thing she doesn't want others to do.

cc423 said...

This is sad.

Moonmaid said...

I couldn't even finish watching it, it's pretty pathetic. Poor girl, obviously doesn't have much of a social life. This makes me feel very sorry for Robert Pattinson - how does he deal with this sort of demented following? He seems like a decent enough fellow. Yikes.

VIPblonde said...

Off-topic for this thread, but did everyone see that TMZ is reporting that Lindsay was in a fender bender yesterday? Does this count for the accident pool?

TMZ

Moonmaid said...

@rejectedcarebear - LOL

You made me snort.

Saffron said...

Laughed my ass off.

dia papaya said...

@VIPblonde - Noooo! That money was mine! Dammit!

Ok @vicki, who IS the big winner?

Robert said...

There is another video she posted where Robert Pattinson, being interviewed on a Scottish talk show, is asked about her and says he knows who she is; he (jokingly) says he wants to meet her, and she is beside herself at the thought that he knows who she is, and wants to MEET HER! "I've got to go, I've got to watch this 40 more times!" she says before doing just that (I'm sure.)
She's posted Facebook pictures of herself hugging Johnny Depp and Russell Brand, as well, so the girl does get around somewhat. But the Chris Crocker reference just affirms what everybody was thinking through this whole thing.

dia papaya said...

I do feel a bit bad for this poor girl, but she did put it on the internets. That said - this was the most hilarious break down I've seen in awhile. Laughed my ass off. Which was greatly needed after a week if terrible events. So really she is providing a public service. Laugh Therapy!

*see how I turned that around. maybe I won't go to hell with @little miss smoke after all*

lazyday603 said...

K. Stewart should post a short reply: "Mind your own business Mama Cass".

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Grey said...

The best thing about this video was a comment made by someone on gawker:

"Those Klingons really are a very sensitive race"

sifichick said...

@lazyday603 She does look like Mama Cass!

I'm starting to wonder if this girl has a bit of "the Downs." Yep I'm hell bound too. :/ Still laugh my ass off at this girl. You think you're pathetic & then see someone like this & your life gets put into perspective.

Sarah said...

I needed a laugh today, even if it was at her expense. I'd feel badly about it if the chick wasn't on a one way train to crazy town. She seriously can't be upset with negative feedback because she isn't really socially aware enough of the implications of any of her actions.

Megan said...

I don't think I got this irrationally upset when I was cheated on...

baan said...

I love her. She personifies fandom. It's refreshing to see someone so candid and devoid of cynicism.

Kim's World said...

I never read a Twilight book or seen any of the movies but this was truly funny.

Jennifer H. said...

Kristen's an idiot. She really doesn't get who butters her bread, does she? This lady in the video definitely has issues, but she probably would have been a KStew fan for life.

mooshki said...

LMAO, Seaward!

Chrissy Buns said...

When I was watching this yesterday, I couldn't help but notice that her cranium is, well, oddly shaped. Her forehead is SUPER prominent, I was kind of wondering if maybe she has some delays of some kind, and that is why she is so stinkin' crazy all the time...just a thought...

rexruther said...

Here's my take: she's not hurting anyone, she's passionate about a series of books/movies (so she can read), and she seems to love making these videos. I can't laugh at her. Back years ago when I read Perez, he would post her vids to mock her mercilessly. And I don't get jumping on the point & laugh bandwagon. And you know what's funny? If I had had the internets and a computer camera back in the dark ages of the late 80s/early 90s when I was in high school, I might've been posting nutty fan videos about Simon Gallup, David Gahan, & Daniel Ash.

smash said...

I refuse to watch this. I feel bad her life is sO wrapped up in fantasy. Go outside kid. Or hell sit inside and read a book. Not a twilight book though emmm Kay?

crila16 said...

OMG...Rob and Kristen were never even together. Its a faux relationship and nothing but a publicity stunt. They're just good friends.

Rosemary Young said...

@baan: I love her too. Team Emma!

Unknown said...

Crazier than a box of frogs that girl be!

discoflux said...

Hey guys, when was the last time you took a crap?

Sherry said...

Wow..Can you imagine the people these stars have to deal with at their premieres? (sp?) Just cray cray..

chellesy said...

This chicks a riot!

I have seen her videos before and some are very funny.

I really feel bad she got so upset by this.

Audrey said...

I feel for her, she's only a teen and is obviously a quite passionate Twihard.

Thank GOD You Tube wasn't around in the 70's. You would have seen me singing Shaun Cassidy's song "Audrey" and crying about it...

Chrissy Buns said...

@Audrey, I have heard it told that she is 25...not sure I believe it, though...

Audrey said...

@ Chrissy - thx for the correction. If she's 25, then she needs a life.

MadLyb said...

God love her, LOL!

Lolita Breckenridge said...

Oh.My.God. I am just.....WOW.

Lori said...

@discoflux- about 6:30 this morning.

AKM said...

Um, she looks NOTHING like Mama Cass, except for the fact that they are/were both heavy.

And I believe that KrisRob or whatever the hell their cutesy media moniker was were never really together. Total publicity stunt.

Robert said...

And we're supposed to be interested in this ignorant, ugly cu*t's opinion why, exactly?

Maja With a J said...

Because we are all, obviously, much prettier than her, Robert? Aren't we?

I like this girl. She doesn't give a shit about what you think of her, she only cares about Twilight. The trailer video is one of the most glorious things on the internet.

Hazeldazel said...

Audrey, ohhhh that brings me back... I had SUCH a crush on Shaun Cassidy and Leif Garret. Man oh Man, thank the gods there was no internets back then. I hope RPattz ages better than ole Leif did!

car54 said...

So I keep thinking about all the posts her in the past about K and R being beards for each other.

Am I suspicious that she set this up to give them an excuse not to have to pretend to be a couple? Did she set this up to get out of her pseudo twi-mance?

RP is moving out.

Miguela said...

Ok ok ok. I'll admit I sort of understand where this girl is coming from - I react similarly , to my own shame, when someone attacks Brad & Angelina or their respective parenting skills. I don't know why, but it just pours out of me and I can't help but defending them.

lostathome said...

I watched this earlier and couldn't contain mY laughter. It's hilarious. "Kristen I can't believe u wud do this to him, y?!?" "every1 leve them alone mind ur own bisness let dem deal wit it in privet"

Rose said...

@disco, that;s inappropriate. It's none of your effing business. ;)

alliwholovessomuch said...

^ that's what I was thinking when I watched yesterday, I couldn't do it again today lol

Kate0704 said...

I have such a headache now. She needs to move her head away from the camera just a little. ouch.

baan said...

The people who are making rude comments about her are saying nothing new. If you peruse her Youtube videos, you'll see some of the most vile displays of humanity in the comments. Imagine if people wrote these things about you, your daughter, your mom:

"Shut the hell you freaking imbred crazy bitch."
"aww... i thought it was shrek :(
but there is one good thing about the video... this one was shot in the dark... (unfortunately the wrong meaning of shot)"
"HOLY SHIT! A TALKING WHALE"
"Fuck, i hate you so much... fucking idiot."
"get a boyfriend
or pay for sex please"
"fat bitch"

Lelaina Pierce said...

YouTube commenters are the worst!

Twihards are definitely crazy but I don't wanna poke fun at her looks. :(

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