Saturday, September 08, 2012

Blind Item #2

This former one hit wonder who would have competed with John Mayer for singer most likely to date as many women as possible while being as disrespectful as possible finally found someone to support his "career." She is rich rich rich. She thinks that because he once had a hit that he is a huge celebrity and understands that royalty checks might come slow so she pays for everything. His clothes and his new car. Their trips. Everything. In return he has taken her to a few parties that he can actually get into and she thinks she is living the celebrity lifestyle. I wonder if he told her that he wrote his song about her.

59 comments:

rejectedcarebear said...

James Blunt

The Mayor said...

James Blunt, for sure

smashbash said...

OT-
Did anyone else see awfulplasticsurgery.com
Holy hell! I wasted about 3 hours there last night. It is actually fascinating. There are way more nose jobs then I had ever thought. It now makes sense why so many hollywood girls looks so similar, they all have the same nose job. It is uncanning.

And whoever pointed out Tommy Cruise's mesh wire brow lift is amazing! Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Some have gone amazingly well and others... Go check it out. :)

Susan said...

James Blunt . Enty my friend , You're Beautiful !!

Renoblondee said...

Yep, James

Jason Blue Eyes said...

I was just wondering what happened to him yesterday. I remember that shit eating grin he always had. Oh, and I HATED that annoying stupid song too.

FS said...

(smashbash, it's "uncanny" not uncanning.) :)

Chrissy Buns said...

James Blunt has, very possibly, the most ANNOYING singing voice I have ever heard. AND he has a weak chin. That is BAD combo for this gal.

dia papaya said...

Smash! Loving that kitty avi!!!

I thought that mesh eyebrow shit was a joke. It's real? Like bionic man real???

Sheesh. No wonder us mere mortals look so well mortal. I always wandted bionic super powers like the bionic woman! Jamie Somers!!!

dia papaya said...
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dia papaya said...

Sorry for the double post.

Who is the gal? Does anyone know?

smashbash said...

Thanks fs! It is not a word I use often :)

Thank you dia! This is my little man! We have 3 cats but he is my love! Sleep on my pillow every night.
If you look at other pictures of people with the wire mesh or whatever it looks just like how Tom's upper brow area looks. Flat and perfect, not a single wrinkle.

smashbash said...

I am going to be different and say Jason Mraz. John Mayer had all his hits before 2006.

auntliddy said...

Love that web site! It us amazing what they do to themselves!!

Renoblondee said...

Mraz has a huge single right now, and has had quite a few before. He's pretty successful. :)

Chrissy Buns said...

NOT JASON MRAZ!!! I wuv him...

smashbash said...

The only reason I thought him was because his cd's came out in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2008 and not another one until 2012. I like Jason Mraz too. I feel like James Blunt is to new.

BigMama said...

James Blunt - author of the Stalker song of 2000's I freakin hate that song too

smashbash said...

James Blunt may be right. You are all so good.
I am terrible at blinds. I was thinking of the annoying singer married to the chic from Promethus, his dad was famous. His name is not coming to me...

smashbash said...

Robin Thicke! That's who's name I couldn't remember. He had a hit song in 2003. I obviously know nothing about music :p

ButterKwup said...

A quick google search shows James Blunt is dating Sofia Wellesley, a granddaughter of the 8th Duke of Earl and university friend of Pippa.

Susan said...

There was a picture just today of James and his new "squeeze" at a after party and she was wearing a look a me dress . Can't remember what site I saw it on though , sorry .

Susan said...

Found it on Mail Online if anyone wants to take a look ..

skimpymist said...

Totally james blunt

Ingrid Superstar said...

I don't think Robin Thicke ever has to worry about sponging off his squeezes, he's got Thicke Money.

Sian said...

James Blunt is not a one hit wonder, I can think of a few hit singles he's had.

CanadianMiss said...

I refuse to believe this is Jason Mraz. :-)
Several of his songs are on my playlist titled "Happy"
It would make me so sad to hear he's not a nice guy irl.

smashbash said...

Totally James Blunt.

I really like Jason Mraz and his happy style of music.

Veech said...

What about "Goodbye, My Lover?" Or was that just me who listened to that song after every break up?

Lola said...

@Canadian Miss...

Rest easy. JM is supposed to be the nicest of nice guys. He's still on good terms with ex girlfriends and his ex fiance (who supposedly was his best friend prior to being fiance). People who interview him say he is great. I don't think I've ever read a single bad word about him.

I guess he could just have REALLY good PR.

MrWolf said...

@Smashbash - It's almost a rite of passage for upscale Jewish and Italian people in Toronto to get their noses changed from the typical Mediterranean honker to a more western snooze.

A tale from my life - I regularly and always get taken for a Muslim. Usually Iraqi or Palestinian. I'm actually an Israeli Jew, I've just never had my nose done.

Now think of Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis, Gwen Paltrow, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Kat Dennings, Lizzy Caplan, Dianna Argron, Scarlett Johannson, Ashley Tisdale or Michelle Trachtenberg.

No one would every mistake them for being an Iraqi. In fact, all of them play white people consistently. :)

And they all have the exact same nose.

FS said...

James Blunt is a one hit wonder the same way Flock of Seagulls is a one hit wonder. They had other hit singles, just not as big and much harder for most people to remember. Yes, Goodbye My Lover was a pretty big hit, but it wasn't played everywhere for months like Beautiful was. There was another single off his second album, but I think that did much better in the UK than it did here. All that said, I think this blind is James Blunt.


(you're welcome smash, I hope no one thought I was being snarky to you.) :)

Maria said...

If folks like awfulplasticsurgery, go to goodplasticsurgery.com

It's equally interesting. Some folks there surprised me too. If you can find gretchen rossi and Holly (girls next door- can't remember her last name) you can see how they looked before the surgery. It's wild!

smashbash said...

Maria- it is really mind blowing what people will do for the sake of vanity. I will state now, I will never get plastic surgery or do injectables. Topical creams are cool by me. :)

smashbash said...

So true mrwolf. I like when people have character in their faces, not cookie cutter versions of what they think is beautiful.

FS- I thought you had no snark :)

dia papaya said...

Mr. Wolf - Are we related? I have that nose too :)

Shorebitch said...

Who is James Blunt?

yodelay said...

My only guess was James Blunt too. And he probably tells every girl he hangs out with that song is about her.

Didn't he hang out with Parus & Britnay when he first hit the US? Gross.

Whitney said...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2199886/Thats-way-grab-attention-James-Blunts-girlfriend-dons-plunging-dress-sheer-paneling-VMA-party.html

That's Sophie. I'm definitely on the James Blunt train for this one.

g.strathmore said...

@Mr.Wolf, that is unfortunate. People everywhere are beautiful. I am always sad when people feel forced to change their ethnicity.

All about Eve said...

Not him, he's had many hits and I love him :) must be that douche James Blunt

whocaresnow12 said...

James Blunt is rather successful in Europe......and single

Bubbles said...

Person upthread, I'm too lazy to scroll up, I think you mean people mistaken you for Arab and not Muslim since Palestinian and Iraqi's who aren't Muslim pretty much look the same as those who are. I think it's more an ethnic thing than a religion thing.

And isn't Gwyneth Paltrow's mom a wasp? I know her father is Jewish, but I haven't checked to see if she at one time had more of his nose.

Tuxedo Cat said...

@Smashbash, that is quite a babybaby booboobooboo!! (Please insert typical silly kitty talk)

Graceful Chef said...

I have to put my 2 cents in, I don't think it is James Blunt. My mum is a massive fan of his and so I know that he just toured here is Australia recently, and I assume if he is touring here then he is doing it elsewhere.
This blind read to me as someone who hasn't been working, and well. James blunt definitely has.

WUWT? said...

I always like James Blunt's song 1973. The other day I was singing it a lot for no reason.
Same Mistake was very big, wasn't it?
There's also Goodbye my Lover.
And Carry you Home, which is heartbreaking.
And then there was the hippie happy song Stay the Night.

And I'm not even a fan (no CDs); I just don't change the station when he's on, which is no longer very often.

He did a lot of fundraising for Doctors without Borders when he was huge; I like him for that.

But for those who hate him, Weird Al did a "you're Beautiful" parody called "You're Pitiful," but although James thought it was awesome his record label refused to allow it, so it disappeared. I think we can all come up with enough of what it could have said to amuse ourselves.

WUWT? said...

No one's commenting; I thought finding out there's a parody called "You're Pitiful" would get some response; oh well.

Other even more so One Hit Wonders: Daniel Powter and Liam Lynch. But neither of them is going to tell a girl he wrote "Had a Bad Day" or "United States of Whatever" for her....

smashbash said...

Wuwt- weird al is the tops! That guys is hilarious. His VHS movie only was so odd as a child. I can't remember what it was called but something to do with VHS.

smashbash said...

Thank you tuxedo cat! :)

Karen said...

James Blunt's new girl is the granddaughter of the duke of wellington. Filthy rich but dumb.

MrWolf said...

@dia papaya - Spanish? :) Something about that Mediterranean water gives us some fun noses.

@g. strathmore - People everywhere may be beautiful, but there's a difference between beautiful and marketable.

@Bubbles - No, I meant Muslim and for exactly the reason you say. Ethnically, my family ARE Arabs, they just happen to be Jews and not Muslims.

WUWT? said...

Smash, the movie was called UHF.

dia papaya said...

@Mr Wolf - Why does everyone think I'm Spanish? I've been called everything from Italian to Greek to Jewish to
Portuguese and I guess also Spanish. I'm a melting pot in a fruity cocktail!

News said...

You are mixing Iraq with the mediterranean and jewishland (most of them have a eastern europe origin and russian) with the arab palestinians. You have a cocktail in your head but the reality of ethnicity is different. :)

Agent**It said...

Ah, Italians in Canada! One of my favorite films is 'Mambo Italiano'. Very funny.

MrWolf said...

@dia - It's the papaya. :) For some reason papaya makes me think Spanish.

Caitlin Costanzo said...

He had a few hits...

Enigma said...

Kanye & KK gold digger, none of his other "hits" have been as big

Tatyana said...

@Graceful Chef said...
"I have to put my 2 cents in, I don't think it is James Blunt. My mum is a massive fan of his and so I know that he just toured here is Australia recently, and I assume if he is touring here then he is doing it elsewhere."

It's yet another of Enty's "Inspired by Daily Fail" blinds, not something based on facts.