Blind Item #5 - Oscar's
This Academy Award nominee from this year with A list name recognition walked up to a woman at a party and asked her, "Do you want to f**k?" She replied, "What is my name?" He said, "How should I know your name? We are just meeting." She said, "We had sex last year." She then walked away. Not knowing when to quit, the nominee turned to a group of two or three people who had witnessed this encounter and said, "Well, I guess she was not very good then."
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Bradley Cooper.
It sounds like Cooper.
Tommy Lee Jones
I'm thinking Jack.
Philip Seymour Hoffman that old horndog. He is incorrigible.
Joaquin Phoenix
Is it just me, or did Jack Nicholson look/walk like he was wearing an adult diaper?
I like the Cooper and Hoffman guesses. Not sure which one it is though.
I thought Joaquin as well. Did Bradley Cooper take his mom to the after party? I would think that might be a little awkward with his mom around. Not saying someone in Hollywood wouldn't still try, but I think it was Mr. Phoenix.
Yanno, it doesn't say "actor" it just says "nominee" - this is totally Tim Burton.
(I'm kidding.)
Quentin Tarantino
I think it may be a director or producer it just says nominee with A list recognition not actor. QT? I hope not he has the girlfriend now. Clooney? He was nominated for Argo but I think he'd be A+.
Speilberg? Just kidding :)
Well Lady, what do you expect? You had a one night stand a year ago and you expect the dude to remember your name?
If it was Tarantino, she must have been wearing close-toed shoes for him to not remember her!
I couldn't get over how much he reminded me of Red Skelton. His suit was too big and the wild hair was too much.
Maybe Phoenix? I saw he brought his sister to the oscars
Ang Lee
What kind of life is this??!!
Joaquin Phoenix immediately came to mind.
I'm going with Jessica Chastain because she looks like she pulls a lot of ass and doesn't bother takin' names.
Second choice would be Drago Malfoy's dad, Luscious, who won some bullshit sound editing Oscar last night. Luscious gets more trim than all of the Scissor Sisters combined!
Hey speaking of the Oscar's, anyone noticed who Joaquin's date was? His sister. I guess he is the answer to the BI after all.
I like the QT guess. Omg @Archer, I'm cracking up thinking about a Harry Potter character named "Luscious" Malfoy.
Totally Jeremy Renner.
Hahahaha!
Who was the woman?
I meant him lol
I'll go with Joaquin Phoenix too
Haha me too, tealily. I'm sitting here making up a story about Luscious Lovelylox Malfoy.
I don't think it was Joaquin, he was there with his sister last night...
Bradley was with his mom all night wasn't he? Doesn't she live with him?
81 year old Composer John Williams? ;)
Denzel.
Drago's dad!
http://archerdalton.tumblr.com/post/43999942194/malfoy-stud
i just can't imagine joaquin having the sense of humor to come up with that response.
could totally picture Jack saying it, but he wasn't a nominee.
Sally Field as either the nominee or the woman approached. Bazinga!
@seaward I am dying with laughter on my lunch re: Luscious Lovelylox Malfoy. BWAHAHAHa.
When I was younger, I could've done something like that woman did simply in order to mess with the mind of the poorly mannered idiot.
I mean just *saying* it, whether or not I'd ever met him before in my life.
But I think I would've probably thrown in "it wasn't good enough for me to make the same mistake twice."
Ang Lee?
Nice catch Montana! Totally agree. And very sad.
Oh now, really? No one can get this one? "Nominee" does not preclude winner. If the transcription of the exchange is correct, the stilted nature of the protagonist's words indicate that he is not a native English-speaker. There was only one male ESL nominee/winner with A-list recognition making the rounds last night.
Almost certainly fake, but if not...Christoph, you bad, bad, sheisskopf.
I like the old standby, Bennie boy.
who's a huge ho?? B coop maybe, if he's not gay. or g. butler
Quentin Tarantino?
Quentin Tarantino's look reminded me of Professor Irwin Corey.
Is Tarantino going to just go up to random actresses and ask them if they want to fuck?
(Actually, that's not a rhetorical question. If your a foot fetishist, would you randomly proposition women? And would you do it hoping to score the ol' vanilla with 'em and then ask if they'd be into your kink, or do you just go right for the kink? Because that's a fair question, I think. If you're a foot fetishist--especially a famous one--I don't think you'd just go up to women and say, "Hey, would you like to fuck?")
It's a nominee from this year I see. Think it would be someone other than an actor since it said A list name recognition. How about Roman Coppola for Moonrise Kingdom screenplay nom? OR Seth McFarlane for his song Ted. Also a nominee.
QT is a Oscar winner from last night not just a nominee
lots of this arrogant actors use the line, it cuts out the BS yes means yes
B profane- I say just go for you "hey can I lick and massage your feet".
Bradley Cooper was with his mom. Philip Seymour Hoffman took his son. Joaquin was with his wife an not out much. This is one of those BI I'm more inclined to this isn't real.
Although, I would believe if it is Tarantino. He was his usual coked up self last night. He's just so gross.
Then I guess her name must be Rainn!
I picked up that right away too :)
Um, Joaquin Phoenix isn't married. His sister was his date. supposedly they are getting it on.
This was totally that special effects guy that looked like a wizard. I can't believe he didn't remember our magical night!
I've read this blind before, since I knew what was happening before I finished the paragraph. Either that, or I've developed psychic powers in the last few minutes. (Who can I pitch my new series to, "Hollywood PreCog" - the girl who sees future Blind Items in her head and studios hire her to stop the actors before they screw up movie promos with a scandal.) The comments were probably made at pre-Oscar events. Nearly everyone brings a date or a mama to the Oscars and would behave. But I kind of hope it's Arkin.
I sincerely don't think this is Christoph Waltz. Based on the way Jack Nicholson came up to JLaw during her ABC News interview I could totally see this being him, but I'm really picturing someone younger, plus Jack wasn't a nominee. I think Joaquin is satisfied banging his sister, so also don't think it's him. I could see this being BCoop or QT!
I suppose it could be QT. We are expecting more QT-related BI's, after all. Probably fake, but what the hell. He did look coked up.
I thought the Coop was gay, no?
@archer for minute I thought u said Dragon's dad!.
No. This isn't his style, at all. He starts with lots of doofy nerd trivia, then tries a move. Its his MO.
Do these guys who bring their mothers to the Oscar ceremony (Bradley Coop and Leo DiCaprio--are there more?) just toss their moms into a cab post Oscar telecast so they can go party without their mommies harshing their fun?
Jamie Fox... There are numerous reports he was "flirting" with women offering them roles in short films all night!
"Do these guys who bring their mothers to the Oscar ceremony...just toss their moms into a cab post Oscar telecast so they can go party?"
Good question. I suspect they park mom with their publicist at the Vanity Fair party and slide out to where the real action is happening.
If I were ever there I'd be doing it like Phil Hoffman: let the boy get a taste of the after-parties, introduce him around to stars that you know, discreetly ogle a few of the fine ladies, then kick early back to the hotel room and play video games or read.
Almost positive it's Quentin Tarantino.
@lazyday603, LOL!
@ Robert,I totally agree! I was wracking my brain trying to come up with the name. Thanks.
The only academy award nominee with A list name recognition that comes to mind is Bradley Cooper. When it comes to sex, I don't think Brad discrimiates but I also think he is one who has had so many partners he doesn't remember their names.
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