Friday, March 01, 2013

Blind Item #7

If you have ever wondered how this C+ list mostly movie, but will take whatever you give her actress found her latest helper it is because his son used to be her PR/bag man. Want a story or interview with the actress? You paid her bag man in cash and he would then pass it along to our actress after taking his cut.

25 comments:

dragon said...

QUE?

tealily said...

Helper? Uh, is she elderly?

Amber said...

Could it be referring to Lindsay Lohan hiring Mark Heller and firing Shawn Holley?

Amber said...

Helper = go-fer. Your lackey that tags along and gets your coffee and cigarettes, and doesn't have the word "no" in their vocab. (My interpretation anyway.)

sandybrook said...

Its Lindsay

Jamie 2, not Jaime 2 said...

What on earth does this post mean?

sandybrook said...

Helper=slave

LottaColada said...

Mark Heller has procreated?!

Amber said...

Heller has 3 children per this NYT piece on him.

Glitter said...

Agree Lindsay. Heller is her latest helper.

Jamie 2, not Jaime 2 said...

@Amber: Wow. You're good.

http://bit.ly/VTcsR3

LottaColada said...

I'd like to call enty's play that Linds will take anything you give her, how many times has she stupidly turned down work?

This is definitely her though.

Jamie 2, not Jaime 2 said...

^^^

Mark Heller's son Mike managed Lindsay's "promotional" biz.

Amber said...

Haha I got lucky. I mostly suck at these.

Jamie 2, not Jaime 2 said...

@Lotta, perhaps he was referring to her non-acting "jobs."

@tealilly: "Elderly" is a bit harsh for Linds. 45 and ridden hard is a bit fairer.

Everybody should read the NYT piece that Amber linked to. Mark Heller is a piece of work.

I was delighted when the judge told him today that (a) he was not competent to represent Linds since he clearly knew eff all about CA criminal law and procedures; and (b)he wasn't postponing the trial, and (c)Linday needed to add a competent CA attorney to her team before trial or else sign a waiver that she couldn't appeal the results due to incompetent representation. Boom!

http://tmz.me/VSJpgh

TMZ has the video.

MISCH said...

LoWhore ....

Jessica said...

Blohan just turned down DWTS - dont think she would be described as one that would "take anything"

Amber said...

It's possible he means her OTHER paying "jobs".

slowflea said...

I think the only reason she wouldn't take DWTS is because she is majorly lazy. Way too much work for her.

LottaColada said...

@Amber- LOL you mean being "arm candy" to Arab billionaires?

MadLyb said...

I'm just going to go with Lohan. It's safer than playing Russian Roulette.

scratchy kitty said...

Lilo Blohanza and Mark Eller. Anybody else read what the judge did to him today? That judge is GREAT!!!!

scratchy kitty said...

:-) That Judge totally made my day--helped heal my migraine!

Dija Star said...

I think Enty means escort broker by bag man. No? It would make sense... If you want to meet her you have to go through him and pay upfront.

Colleen said...

Both of these stories mention Mike Heller as Lindsay's "promoter". He's also called her former manager in other stories I found.

http://www.oregonlive.com/celebrity-news/index.ssf/2012/12/lindsay_lohan_victim_is_a_psyc.html

http://rumorfix.com/2012/11/mark-heller-is-not-lindsay-lohans-attorney-says-lindsays-camp/