Saturday, March 16, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

November 21, 2012

She can't help it. Everytime this A+ list all movie actor calls this B+ all movie actress she falls for his words and ends up going over to his place to have sex. Or to his hotel. Or anywhere he tells her to be. There is nothing that is going to come out of it and he does the same thing with several other women. She ignores him for a few weeks and then always caves. Meanwhile, when other guys ask her out she says no because she keeps waiting for the jerk to text. He never calls which makes it even more clinical.

Zoe Saldana & Bradley Cooper

77 comments:

VIPblonde said...

Don't laugh. This is how Blake and Ryan started out too :)

dia papaya said...

Wait, BPoop isn't gay? They were really having sex?

timebob said...

Glad she bucked up and tossed him over. Now Jennifer Lawrence will most likely get the same treatment too if she falls for him. Or has already, not sure of those two.

kelgela2 said...

This is kinda what's happening to me right now. I'm pretty sure he's not having sex with other people though. I have found it to be effective when I ignore his texts for a while.

Discobitch said...

I thought Zoe was a lesbian? I'm starting to think most Hollyweird actors are all greedy xD

The Black Cat said...

What a louse BC is to treat someone as a booty call when they are looking for more. Poor Zoe, I hope she finds some self respect.

lisa said...

@kelgela2 i'm in the same boat, lady...

rejectedcarebear said...

I'm more shocked that BCoop isn't gay

I find him to be so attractive but with such a shit personality. Boo.

Erika said...

She knows the drill by now. He just wants sex. He's not interested in a relationship. It's her fault if she keeps going back.

VIPblonde said...

@lisa and @kelgela2 WWBLD? (What Would Blake Lively Do)? Find yourselves a version of Leo DiCaprio, and your Ryans will come a-runnin' :)

ABlake said...

wnt sx nw mt i @ hyatt

*sigh* How romantic

ethorne said...

I'm with everyone shocked at the "straight reveal". So I guess he's just an abusive ass with a small peen.

libby said...

Which comes first, the micro-peen or the douchebaggery?
The world may never know.

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Pogue Mahone said...

He sounds like such a heel.

ABlake said...

lisa & kelgela2, I second what VIP said.
Do you know how to make a shark swim faster?

Throw another one into the tank.

Find your Leo, your Ryan will either speed up or...sink:)

Its just U said...

I just came to say a very Happy St. Paddy's day from Dublin, Ireland.
It is 6pm Saturday and the partying has officially begun.
Kids in their dad's, husband away on tour, cocktail in hand and getting my leather and heels on and I'm gonna rock the f*ck out.
Sure, t'would be rude not too!
Stay safe and enjoy it friends.

MM said...

Party on, It's just U! I bet St. Patrick's day in Ireland is a blast.

smash said...

It's just u!!! Have a phucking blast!!! :)

Its just U said...

Oh I intend to!! Its the first time in 12 years I am kid free for Paddy's day so I'm making the most of it.

AndyCane said...

I am jealous of Its just U

yodelay said...

@VIP & @ABlake are right. My honey and I were strictly casual, until I started dating someone else.

Mame Dennis said...

Zoe, come sit next to me and let me buy you a drink. We need to talk. You are way too pretty and talented for that BS.

Mame Dennis said...

Zoe, come sit next to me and let me buy you a drink. We need to talk. You are way too pretty and talented for that BS.

auntliddy said...

Creep! What goes around.....

Ivs said...

@timebob Oh dear god please no. It wouldn't surprise me the least if he was the one to fuck up her career, but I really hope she's much, much smarter than that.

She seems to me like that kind of girl who knows when to say no. I think she benefits a lot by being associated with Cooper, and I know by first hand experience that sometimes there's only one way to make that sexy douchebag respect you - say no!! And I see a lot of what I think is genuine pleasentness between Lawrence and Cooper. Maybe he likes her so much just because she didn't sleep with him. Maybe he respects integrity? One can always hope!

He's The DJ, I'm The Rapper said...

Didn't Himmmm have some dirt on Cooper? I suppose it was in the abuse blind. I don't remember that one very well. I'd always liked Cooper ("You're not really wearing that, are you? The man purse. Are you really wearing that or are you guys just fucking with me?"). But any man who abuses a woman has to be hated.

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

@vipblonde yeah but do they really want those Ryan's?!?

Alma said...

Have Fun! :)

Party for me too!!

rejectedcarebear said...

Something happened at Villanova- that's all I remember from when Himmmm wrote about BCoop.

chachi said...

It's Just U - so good to hear someone out having a blast! Go irish!!

I'm just watching about 2 feet of snow come down, and contemplating how I'm going to get my shovelling done with a herniated disc! Ah well, I just have to count Canada's positives.....:)

Xander Dyle said...

@Itsjustu - Have fun! My grandfather came here to America direct from Belfast! We are already cooking up all his family recipes for the weekend (which we share with friends and neighbors). It will be Beer O'Clock here on St. Paddy's Weekend for us any moment now! Cheers from Los Angeles to Dublin to you!

kelgela2 said...

@Dontrainonmyprada That's the thing. I don't know if I want my Ryan or if its just an effect of our fwb situation.

PuggleWug said...

We got a little over 3 inches here (Michigan), chachi. I'm a freak who actually enjoys seeing snow on the ground! Try to see if you cam pay some neighbor kids to shovel tor you. We have tons here!

PuggleWug said...

Can* for*

Xander Dyle said...

@ladies in general - why do any of you do this? Why be on the receiving end of neglect/used/rejected, but continue to wait around or play games for someone who treats you like this? Why would you want someone that you need to play games with, in order to get them to "step up"? It seriously makes no sense to me, and I'm curious.
Why would you want someone you can only get to appreciate you by dating someone else to get them to behave better?
If you don't appreciate me for whom I am, and treat me with kindness and respect, then there will be no positive constructive relationship there. I don't see worth wasting precious time in your life on dirtbags.

Just a genuine question from a nice guy who doesn't understand this kind of thinking.

PuggleWug said...

I've only been with one huge douchebag. I would say low self esteem was the issue. I had loads of confidence when I met the jerk. As time went on, I just allowed him to treat me like dirt, the confidence became less and less. I wad also fairly young. I'm still young (26), but I have my head on straight and am now married to a fabulous "nice guy".

Sandy said...

Whoa, this guy is a piece of work, isn't he? Although my gut says that this blind is (in the words of Elaine Benes) fake, fake, fake, fake (much like the reports about Tom Cruise picking up random girls and dirty dancing with them all night), I'm leaning toward the opinion that Cooper is like Colin Farrell - that is, willing to do what it takes with anyone in order to advance his career and "mystique."

So Cooper wants to be seen as a "ladies' man," so he's going to poke as many women possible to achieve this. So what if he gives them the "Ennis Del Mar treatment?"

Mama Ray said...

I thought Ted C Had a blind suspected as B Coop that originally had him as gay w/ bearding, but then one week blind Ted said he had just found out it wasn't that he was closeted after all, just a super freak who just liked to f*ck any and everyone regardless if man or woman or Craigslist...
I miss Ted's blinds! :)

Sherry said...

It's Just u: Erin go braugh. Did say or use that correctly? O'Neil clan from County Cork! Happy St.Patty's!! Enjoy but stay safe our Irish friend!

Yeah count me shocked that Coop is straight. Guess it's the small peen that makes him mean. And please Jennifer. Don't let him ruin you.

kelgela2 said...

@Xander Dyle
Probably has to do with how my ex treated me. First boyfriend and all. I was just getting my self confidence up after high school and the douche comes into my life, bringing my self esteem down. Then this guy comes along, and tbh, I don't want a relationship with him. He does treat a hell of a lot better than my ex ever did.

Sherry said...

And what does "makes it more clinical " supposed to mean?

VIPblonde said...

@Xander Just my two cents: I think it's a phase that we all go through, and some grow out of it earlier than others. I outgrew it at 20; I have friends who are in their forties who still haven't outgrown it

But even with nice guys, the best way to get a date is to have a date. Guys deny it up and down, but it works every time :)

hackgnar said...

Weren't cooper and zoe the 3 month contract couple?

figgy said...

"makes it more clinical" means Enty thinks texting is more impersonal than calling. I think so too, but that may be a generational thing. ;-)

Sherry said...

Kelgela2: BTDT. The sex was so awesome I was willing to put up with too much bullshit. But once I got away I realized that with a nice guy the sex can be if not just ad good, then even better because our communication was far superior. With that you can talk about everything that turns you on and you can have a fucking wonderful time. After 17 years it just keeps getting better. Something about respect that makes me horny as hell. But until then, girl, there's always vibrators! ( And a good man isn't jealous of THOSE either)

Mister Fresh said...

Bradley Cooper is gay. Rene and Zoe were showmance.

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ABlake said...

Xander, the grass is always greener yadda yadda. If you have someone on your arm, it means someone ELSE finds you appealing so there must be something about you that is appealing. It is stupid thinking but having grown up with 4 older brothers, It's no shock to me. It is kind of "Well she must be at the dance alone for a reason. Oh wait, did Cindy just walk in with a date?" Wallflower doesn't stand a chance but Cindy does.
Again it doesn't make sense but I've seen it played out too many times to discount the theory.

My other theory is that guys are dumb and women are crazy;) So take my words with a hefty dose of sea salt.

ABlake said...

*(not all guys are dumb mind you, just the ones I tend to run into ;/. I found a smart one and he puts up with my crazy :D)

figgy said...

@Sandy, I agree...somehow I think this is a PR move instigated by BCooper and his team because they think it's better for his career to seem like an assholish ladies' man than a (horrors) gay man.

chachi said...

Thanks PuggleWug! I keep thinking, "It's March, damnit! Can't I just let it melt in a few weeks??!" Meanwhile, it's now about a foot and a half high, which makes it sooo much harder to shovel. I used to actually enjoy the workout before I hurt my back.
I really need to look at getting a condo!

Agent**It said...

ItsjustU,

fada beo ireland !!

Its just U said...

Go raibh math agat @Agent**It agus Slainté a chara. I'm outta here. Gonna hang out with a statue of Phil Lynott in the Old Town and drink rum till it's morning out.

PrettyRicky said...

HAHAHAHA....I see right through the whole ruse...He's a jerk...she's a beard...but shes had enough of being treated like crap from someone who doesnt matter. HE calls...but not for sex...its to make an appearance for the paps. Im sure shes thinking..."At first it was fine...I got publicity" Then his ego got the best of him and she figured...BS..Im a star in my own right and right now Im not getting anything from this so why subject myself to this douchebag treating me like crap and he sees all the benefits. Im just as important as him !

Its just U said...

@Xander if you never see the bad you will never appreciate the good.

Its just U said...

@Xander That sounds great. Only strong men come from Belfast.
Remember the saying though... You know you're Irish if you have alcohol poisoning and your friends call you a lightweight!
Have a great time.

Rose said...

What about Alias? He is only movies now.

yodelay said...

@Xander in my case it was accidental. I had not intended to play a game. I think guys are just wired that way.

EGB said...

Have the best time @its just u! I dream to celebrate in Ireland one day, can't wait for tomorrow!

FlirtyChick74 said...

Whatever the case I think that B Cooper shot himself in the foot with his douchy behavior as far as the oscars are concerned. Not that Ben Affleck is a saint but at least he knew enough to pretend to be a family man to win the Oscar. Yes, his efforts were wobbly at best but he made it through and won. I think that the people who vote want the entire package. If Bradley wasn't so terrible to Zoe and acted like a genuine couple, he would have e won. The film did very well and his acting was good. *shrug*

librariantobe said...

I don't know about the gay rumors but he isn't dating Jennifer Lawrence. They both vehemently denied it on the GG red carpet and I believe them. And Jen's parents and brothers are with her everywhere these days and would never approve of her dating someone so much older than him. They barely approved of Nick Hoult, which is part of the reason they broke up since apparently Nick wanted her to move in with him in his house in London and her parents didn't like that.

librariantobe said...

Oops, sorry, so much older than her*, not him.

kj said...

ummm, i dont buy the oscars want the family man. otherwise quentin tarentino would be parking the cars, not arriving in them. as far as bradley cooper, he isnt doing anything a drunken frat boy does if he thinks he can get away with it. i have seen him on morning joe and he is a georgetown grad and very very smart. doesnt mean he isnt a jerk but zoe should know better.
and happy st patrick's day to U. my grammy was born in shanagolden

urban chaos said...

I know BCoop and JLaw are very tight friends- he hangs with her family and they like him. I can't speak to his past or his sexual preferences but I have it on good authority he's an all around solid guy.
Take it as you will..

Tom Stockdale said...

i guess fake blind items make sense for a fake couple...

Izzie Marceaux said...

I want Coop to be a good guy, really really want it. He's a terrific actor.

Sherry said...

Xander, thanks for the serious and intelligent question. I'm not sure if you have a partner but whoever does capture your heart will be a lucky girl. No snark there at all. Hope the girls here offered you some insight.

Kloie said...

He has that smarmy look about him. Weasely eyes.

Tina Mallette said...

Here is a question do you think celebrities and/or their PR people plant blind items themselves or have friends do it, even if they don't show their clients in the best light to "prove" they aren't gay?

Agent**It said...

Tom Stockdale, a gem ! "i guess fake blind items make sense for a fake couple..."

The Black Cat said...

@Tina, I was thinking the same thing last night.

dia papaya said...

Xander - I'm glad there are some nice guys left! High Five!

It all comes down to self esteem. When you don't have confidence in yourself or believe in yourself (basically giving away your power), there will always someone waiting to take advantage. I think we all go through this at one time or another. The timeline to start loving yourself varies from person to person. Hopefully without lots of hard lessons and broken hearts.

But with broken hearts comes a stronger appreciation for real thing when it does show up!

Xander Dyle said...

@Tina - yes. I think it's part of the game.

Xander Dyle said...

@Sherry and all the other ladies

Thank you for taking the time to answer thoughtfully. I truly appreciate it. It's always been a part of some women's minds that never made sense to me. You all have provided me with more understanding than I had before.

And yes, I have a beautiful wife who I have been married to for coming up on five years. Strong, independent, kind, and gorgeous inside and out. I'm a lucky guy.

crila16 said...

OK...Zoe is a lesbian and Bradly is bi. I don't believe this BV at all. Too many of these BV contradict each other.

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