Friday, March 01, 2013

Random Photos Part Three

Dave Chapelle, Chris Rock, Kevin Hart, Bill Bellamy, Marlon Wayans and Questlove. Yeah, it was a good night at the Improv.

Busy Phillips out doing some shopping.
Umm Britney. Your hair.
Speaking of hair, Charlize Theron's continues to look great.
Downton Abbey has started filming the next season already.
Bill & Giuliana Ranic head out of Los Angeles without their kid. How can someone be so skinny and still function?
Halle Berry gets a little more dressed for this premiere of The Call.
You realize there are some people that think Justin Bieber is cool.
Selena Gomez used to. Hopefully she doesn't any longer.

93 comments:

dragon said...

That first pic just bursts my loins.

Comedy dream come true!

MISCH said...

I believe Halle is single again...

greenmountaingal said...

Dave Chappelle is performing again?! That's friggin' awesome!

Ugh Britney. Get a mirror.

Busy Phillipps annoys me. I have seen a few episodes of Cougar Town and I just can't with her.

Hey Biebs, Marky Mark called. He wants his schtick back.

Giuliana looks like a preying mantis.

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Gayeld said...

It looks like Britney just got out of a convertible, so I'm giving her a pass on the hair. Also, she gets bonus points still for having hair.

@Misch. Olivier pop back over to France for a quickie and shred his passport once he was free?

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Green Wave Gal said...

@prolixe - Busy is pregnant.

Why does Justin even bother with pants at this point? Ugh.

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rejectedcarebear said...

I think busy is preggo

I saw Chapelle a few years ago, he was hilarous but had a small hissy fit.

hunter said...

I thought Giuliana looked so sickly thin for the Oscar's red carpet E room. Yick, it's sad.

VargasGirl said...

@prolixe
Busy is prego with #2

Pogue Mahone said...

Justin Bieber looks like a twerp.

g.strathmore said...

Wearing your pants BELOW your butt is seriously one of the most ridiculous fashion trends of the last century. It's so unsexy for a guy to be waddling awkwardly to keep his pants from falling down.

Karen said...

I read it as "You realize there are some people that think Justin Bieber is a tool".

I think my way is correct.....

parissucksliterally said...

Hey Busy, halter dresses are not your friend. You have wide shoulders and no neck. Bad move.

Bieber....I can't even get started. What a tool.

Princess Pine said...

The Bill & Giuliana pic...is that a reveal on the new mom that doesn't enjoy motherhood and is never seen with her baby?

kaduffli said...

Bieber's body language has totally changed. Apart from the icreasigly idiotic wardrobe, he is always hunched over, hiding behind glasses, head down, or eyebrows raised in an "It wasn't me!!" (Or at least an "It wasn't my fault!!") expression.
No longer open or happy-go-lucky.
A fundamental shift, and not for the better.

Karrots said...
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kaduffli said...

*increasingly

(As in, "she was getting increasingly anal about spelling mistakes" ;p )

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yodelay said...

I hope someone YouTubes that comedy night!

short le chic said...

@ Misch- when did that happen??

short le chic said...

@ Misch- when did that happen??

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Brenda L said...

Most prisoners wear jumpsuits don't they?

Brenda L said...

However, don't tell any young guys if it turns out NOT to be true.

msgirl said...

I guess Guiliana ( who I don't know at all except for gossip sites) prepared the public for going out of town without her baby, by saying the marriage is most important. While I agree that too many lay marriage on the back burner when a baby arrives, it doesn't mean ignore the baby!

MrWolf said...

Why is Justin Bieber half naked and Selena Gomez fully clothed?

Did I do something wrong?

Connie151 said...

So, how do you even walk with your pants over your butt AND you have those diaper pants on? What a tool.

msgirl said...

Charlize is not super skinny, which makes me like her even more. She's got a woman's body that's in great shape.

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astrogirl said...

Maybe you should check Snopes before posting hearsay.

While sagging did gain its start in the U.S. prison system, it was not a clothes-wearing style authored by imprisoned homosexuals intent upon advertising their interest in casual flings. Sagging pants became the behind-the-bars thing thanks to ill-fitting prison-issue garb: some of those incarcerated were provided with clothing a few sizes too large. That oversizing, coupled with the lack of belts in the big house, led to a great number of jailbirds whose pants were falling off their arses. (Belts are not permitted in most correctional facilities because all too often the lifeless bodies of their inmate owners have been found hanging from them.)

Sagging has another rumored origin (also false), one less well-traveled than the "gay inmates advertising for sex" postulation:
Read more at http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/sagging.asp#1b4C4El38vXiAbxR.99

Della said...

@wendy--who?
Halle has the bet boob job ever!
http://www.gulum.net/biyografi/bolumler.php?op=goster&id=3793

Beiber is a punk.

astrogirl said...

She has no waste!!!! Fuck she must recycle everything. Go Charlize.

Steph.livelaughlove said...

Are we really scolding someone on hearsay... On a gossip site? I think we're all just trying to be facetious here. Don't get your panties in a wad Biebs. Lots of kids still love you.

LooseSeal said...

Maybe you should check the definition of "hearsay"

VIPblonde said...

******BREAKING RHOBH NEWS*********
Both Adrienne Maloof and Camille Grammer are out for next season

And Adrienne is refusing to take part in this year's reunion (which is taping RIGHT NOW!!!!!)

YourNameHere said...

Busy Phillips voice annoys me. Like she has a slight lisp or something I don't know what it is but.....

PuggleWug said...

Why Camille? I wish Adrienne would at least do the reunion. They aren't airing the "secret" on the show, so I know they won't with the reunion. Plus a good amount of the ladies are on Adrienne's side, so it wouldn't be like RHWoNJ, where everyone bashes one person. Brandi is going to be so fucking smug at the reunion now.

Mooshki said...

Britney's hair doesn't look nearly as bad as her face.

laura ramona said...

juliana had cancer. I met few ppl that during and after cancer were skinny as hell.

javamomma said...

I looked up guy with worlds largest balls for frufra--his name is Wesley Warren. He lives in Las Vegas and wears upside down sweatshirts for pants that look just like those beiber pants. They need to make some for that guy before they go out of business.
Charlize and Halle are so pretty they make me sick. I love people that cuss like a sailor though--so not too sick.

MadLyb said...

Justin Bieber has just crossed over into Vanilla Ice territory.

greenmountaingal said...

Why can't Bravo get rid of Taylor while they're at it? Ugh.

VIPblonde said...

@Puggle I'm guessing Camille's out because she was herself for two seconds in Vegas this season instead of the new-and-improved PR-friendly Camille that we got Season 2 and most of Season 3. She doesn't like it when she's not likeable

katydid said...

Yea! I'm sad she missed the reunion I would of love to seen her get her ass handed to her. Oh well, glad she's gone at least.

car54 said...

Last night on Kathy Griffin's talk show she had Suze Orman on and they were talking about Justin Bieber's very expensive car collection for someone his age--and I guess Kathy thought Suze would think Justin was overspending.

It turns out Suze LOVES the Biebs and she thinks he is so damn successful he can have anything he wants.

Yeah, he cool. Those little tweens and 60 year old gay ladies love him!

katydid said...

Beiber sucks. I hear his 15 minutes tick-tocking away.

Halle looks pretty as does Charlize.

car54 said...

Oh and Adrienne Maloof is chicken shit. She can pay her lawyer to dish it out, but she can't take it.

I think Camille will come back. She wasn't an official housewife this time--she was a "friend of the housewives" because her boyfriend and kids were not on the show--so she had no storyline.

There is nothing for her to be famous for so I think she'll come back in some way. God please please don't let the LeeAnn Rimes thing happen. I just can't even think about it.

E Gee Be said...

Great job on the breaking news, VIPblondie! And that first picture rules everything.

VIPblonde said...

@greenmountaingal They aren't getting rid of Taylor because she's fought too hard for this zip code to go home now!

All kidding aside, I hope Taylor gets the boot too!

Brandy said...

I met Bill Bellemy in a 7-11 once. He was not that nice. And this was 2 years ago. Has he even done anything lately?

nudibelle said...

she JUSTTTT got her weave put in! what she doing. going to sleep not taking care of it Smh ... crazy brit abt to be bck. she looks dirty

nudibelle said...

I would have loved to see britney rock her hair like charlize

kj said...

why does even bieber bother with pants? he already wont get service with no shirt. haha. it would be quicker with the two hookers a night as well. less time to get busy

JSierra said...

Sooo does my foul mouth make me a low life? Yesh, CDAN really does wonders for a girl's self esteem! I guess I am a low life, ghostie burrito whore who loves ass to ass and space docking. Who knew?!

LottaColada said...

@JSierra, wait who called you a low life?

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All about Eve said...

@Astrogirl, he still wearing his pants like he's a prison inmate. What a douche

JSierra said...

Lotta not me specifically, Wendy just said that Charlize cusses like a low life, making me ask if all of us foul mouthed sailors are low lifes too. Mainly though I just wanted an excuse to use the term ghostly burrito whore who loves ass to ass. Wait, do we love ass to ass, or do we just love watching it?

B really started a dirty Mexican shit storm yesterday, didn't he :)

JSierra said...

Wendy lol I gotcha!

All about Eve said...

@Lotta, I think JSierra is talking about Wendy up there complaining about Charlize having a potty mouth. I guess that makes me the same JSierra lol

ethorne said...

@JSierra-Are you also a violent sailor with questionable porn history?

ethorne said...

@JSierra-more like a Dirty Sanchez storm.

LottaColada said...

Ohhhh ok. I'm the same then too @Jsierra & @all about eve!

I've been looking through the old blind Ted C vices looking for the one about john mayer pulling a Cleveland steamer on Chestica and I can't find it!!! Dirty minds indeed.

astrogirl said...

No argument there Eve. It's a sad sorry day when you have millions but want to dress like that.

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Alicia said...

Add me to the sailor crew. And throw some pirate in there too.. Yarrr bitches!!

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PuggleWug said...

I love reading about ass to ass if it involves Lohan. Definitely not watching it. The scenarios some of you guys come up with, involving ass to ass, never fails to crack me up. The only ass to ass I've "watched", was in Requiem for a Dream, and it was incredibly disturbing.

Mikey said...

Lotta,
Here you go:
http://www.eonline.com/news/209542/blind-vice-archive-super-duper-cooper

prolixe said...

Pretty link for Mikey.

Repeat reaction link

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LottaColada said...

@Mikey- awesome!

LottaColada said...

Oh Jessica, that dirty burrito whore

Mikey said...

You know I usually don't like the pretty clicky links cause I like to open a new window, and you can't see the address thru Blogger. But AWESOME from Lotta was totally worth it! ; )
I still wish I had a T-shirt.

Sherry said...

So how WAS Charlize discovered? I really don't know this story. And call me Lowlife too. My mouth is horrible when I get mad! O)

dragon said...

I curse like mofoin real life. I tried to hold here tho. dont want to scare people out lol

Land Manatee said...

Good observation! So true. He and Jaeden Smith are really trying to work that pathetic smolder face. 100% agree Kaduffli.

Popnursing said...
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Popnursing said...

@Wendy- Well said.

Popnursing said...

@Javamomma- I'm going to be sorry I asked, but why are his balls so big? Is it some kind of medical condition (lol - what was the one they mentioned in Breakfast Club?)

Popnursing said...

@JSierra- fuck yeah! Me too!! Woot!

Popnursing said...

@Wendy- I think she was just teasing.

Betsy said...

almost didn't check out the posts today.so glad I did- the first pic includes my celebrity crush. <3 questlove

JSierra said...

Huzzah for dirty sailors! Although after the past few days I don't think any of us could pass for innocent and sweet anymore :p

Lotta I posted a bunch of links in another poopy post, can't remember which one though, there are so many!

Jenn said...

I was going to say something very rude about that idiot Beiber with his underwear hanging out for the world to see. Then, I remembered I used to not care at all when fine assed Marky Mark dropped trou. So, today, in honor of Marky's and my own misspent youths, I'll refrain. Make no mistake, Beibs is still a dumbass, but hopefully he'll grow out of it, but like Marky, keep the nice abs.

Marisa said...

Chappelle, Rock, etc were at NYCs Comedy Cellar, NOT the Improv (which isn't even in NY)

rll said...

Elephantitis of the Nuts

chopchop said...

I hate when people delete their comments. You said it; stand by it!

Redd said...

I saw that dude with the monster balls on one of those my strange life kind of shows. He's got it bad, but he refused to do anything about his condition. I think he likes his big sweaty chocolate balls. And, to all you fucking burrito whores, I am a shit storm of a professional swearer, but I have refrained from showing off So jerk to that, Count Cunt Face!

Sugar said...

Count cunt face! Tee hee. Bad words and inappropriate jokes make me laugh.

Del Riser said...

I don't get Bieber and his bizarre fashion choices.
He has the money to hire someone to dress him professionally, even to establish a style. I don't see anyone copying this literally infantile way of dressing.
In the future I would love to see him trying to defend his "style and taste" in apparel.
I'm chalking it up to an immature mind making immature and ill-advised choices.