Saturday, May 11, 2013

Blind Item #1 - Easy Easy

Don't believe the denials, this former B- list reality star turned porn star says she is not going to make any more pornos, but the two women she has booked for an all female threesome would dispute that.

52 comments:

Turkish Taffy said...

Back Door Teen Mom Farrah Abraham

Meander said...

Farrah Abraham, augh.

Candyland said...

Obviously Farrah. Any guesses on the other two women she's approached? Porn stars or other D-list fame seekers?

Jacq said...

Being a whore is working out quite well for her. *slow clap*

f281561 said...

She was just in the daily mail with a porn actress wasn't she?

Nope said...

If one of them is Stoya Imma smile real big.

rejectedcarebear said...

Why make this a blind?!

it took forever said...

Teen Mom is a really good liar, that girl is always trying to turn a trick

Count Jerkula said...

Boring. You can't go from anal backwards. Who ever devised this marketing plan is woefully inept.

What should have happened is a leaked "homemade" girl/girl thing. That way you create anticipation for a b/g scene. Then she could also have the deniability of "Everyone saw my stuff anyway".

How many days in a row is this for a Farrah story? Yet y'all complain that it is people like me turning the site into a cesspool.

flowerpower said...

lol

Ramone Love said...

The other two women are Betty White and Jennelle Evans

temats said...

How is she a B-? Agree this is probably her, but I don't want to live in a world where Farrah is a B-!

timebob said...

Porn is addicting its fast easy money and she gets to stay on camera. She was born for it.

Nope said...

@Count, if you make me think about James Deen naked every day I'll forgive you too.

flowerpower said...

My Dad always told me, "The bottom line for every decision is always money." Seems to me Farrah wants the big bucks and will stop at nothing, even selling her soul to the lowest bidder, to get what she desires the most. Fame goes along with it too, but really girl, money *doesn't* make you happy and comes with its own set of problems. Sad...

Vera L- said...

Maybe she can pair up with the porn Iguana, Courtney. Who would get top billing?

SMBND said...

I don't see how she could be considered B-? That said...just own your shit, girl. If you're going to spread it for money and attention, be honest about it instead of trying to convince anyone that it was not meant for publication! FAIL.

Anna Nonymous said...

I agree with Mayor Timebob, she's made for Porn, i.e fake boobs, no personality or brain, no discernible talent.

__-__=__ said...

No! Not Stoya!! Nooooooooooo! Has to be someone, anyone else. Backdoor Ferret and Porn Iguana. Surely Stoya would never.

Sugar said...

Omg to Farrah and the Iguana Goddess porn!! Throw in Paris or some washed up old has been and it's perfect.

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

Awesome news. Farrah's got real talent for porn, and I'll enjoy seeing her do more of it.

FlailsWildly said...

So far the porn seems to be working our well for Teen Mom, at least if the stories of her paycheck and subsequent endorsement deals are true. The real question is if it is a sustainable career option for her or if all the interest for her debut was merely puerile curiosity, back door enthusiasts and James Deen fans.

That said girl on girl is really not what I would call doubling down... Errr... you know what I mean.

Sean said...

Stoya has way more class than to work with this girl. Besides, after the crap she said about James Deen after their movie, I don't think Stoya would want to deal with someone who trashed her bf.

It will be with some minor, siliconed trashy performers.

MadLyb said...

Why would she not? She made a killing! It's easy money if you don't have a problem with people watching you have sex.

MadLyb said...

I just had a horrible thought: "Tan Mom, Teen Mom and Octomom" starring in "Fried Green Octopussy".

MAC said...

Omg Madlyb I just laughed out in the waiting room. The visual is too much.

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

There's a girl I worked with at a credit union in Massachusetts who didn't make it through the 4-week training period, and later turned up doing porn under the name "Amber Sky." Guys, you know how, if you know a girl casually, and she's pretty, you idly think at some point, "I'd like to see her naked"? Yeah, stumbling across her on a porn site, that's called hitting the motherlode!

So I'd be really pleased if Farrah did a g/g scene with "Amber Sky."

The Real Dragon said...

@madlyb I'll watch no lie

Faith said...

B- is pretty generous. And how is this even a blind?

Surrender Dorothy said...

Yes, she's queefing all the way to the bank.

Surrender Dorothy said...

Mmm James Deen naked. I do find the guy inexplicably appealing.

sylmarillion said...

Madlyb, now I have to go bleach my brain... So many dead eyes together would melt the film!

I'm happy the comments are making sense again :)



Surrender Dorothy said...

Vera you're a genius! Can you imagine what a delightful train wreck that would be?! I can just picture them both making their awkward attempts to make sexy faces for the camera! I am now convinced this needs to happen.

Sherry said...

Oh great! Now I can't get the vision of Iguana and Farrah fighting to be seen on camera and still trying to fuck at the same time out of my mind.

YoMismo-RememberKermitGosnell said...

I agree with Count, there is not backwards from anal.
If this is Backdoor whateverhernameis, her next movie should involve more serious things to keep interest. Every porn viewer knows them (gagging, bukkakes, zoophilia however it is written in English, DV/DA, bondage...).
A lesbian movie with a someone whose first movie was an anal is lame.

NaughtyNurse said...

If she really wants to make some serious change, she should get Lohan and Tara Reid on board for a threesome. With Tara's and Lindsay's international "clientele," they would make enough money to keep them all rolling in drugs for quite a while.

Andy said...

Not to threadjack, but another reality star turn porn star got her shit together. Chyna has moved to Japan and is an English teacher now. Believe it or not she spoke about 4 languages and knows linguistics, so it's a good deal for her. And the Japanese won't be hung up on her doing porn. They mostly know her from wrestling.

Vera L- said...

If only we could decide the perfect third for the Ferret/Iguana....trilogy

sandybrook said...

A lot of Japanese female wrestlers did their version of porn so Chyna wouldn't have to worry. She really was a nice girl who got involved in a very dirty business and got caught up in the whole drug nonsense they are involved with.

Mango said...

B-?

I knew this trick wouldn't take the money and go away. :(

Count Jerkula said...

@Nope: Sweetness, it ain't me posting porn whore blinds. I just work with the material that is presented to me. I know he has a Twitter, he may have a tumblr or his own site. I have overloaded on the mope and can only take seeing him on kink.com and Digital Playground scenes w/ Stoya. That woman is unbelievable. DP makes good blu-ray product, if you want crisp reproduction of all James' nooks and crannies.

Count Jerkula said...

Abraham and Stooden would be like watching 2 cracked out praying mantises fighting to the death.

Count Jerkula said...

Japanese are disgusting freaks when it comes to porn. They pixelate the naughty bits, yet show baby eels going down funnels. They know Chyna's porn, believe me they do. Wrestling and the yakuza are alleged to be closely tied in Japan. I would imagine she has a "sponsor"

Flora Goforth said...

Count Jerk, Jenna mapped out the female porn career trajectory in her book. Stripper, nude breast photos, nude pussy photos, filmed solo, filmed gg, filmed gb oral, and so on. Marilyn Chambers had a similar chapter in her book so the path has not changed in some 30 or so years.

Surrender Dorothy said...

Somebody with too much time on their hands needs to make a stop-motion claymation short of that, Celebrity Deathmatch style. Or just actually get the two of them together irl.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Eva Angelina chose the wrong time to quit porn, shave her head and open a salon.

Groovy said...

3 girls 1 cup?

HannahBanana said...

Aw, too bad LILO. Is in the rehab lol!!!! I can't believe there has been no mention of the sex act many don't want mentioned :-D

HannahBanana said...

Bahahaha

Jenn said...

Farrah. Heck, even I knew this one. It really was easy.

SophiaB said...

With Porn Iguana narrating & singing the accompaniment: Theme Song to Three's Company-don't go knocking my back doooorrrrr...

Kate said...

Work in Courtney Stodden and Kate Gosslin and you've got your self a winner!!!