Friday, May 31, 2013

Four For Friday - Queen of The One Night Stand

It is Friday. Not too many announcements for the last day of May. I will be here all weekend and will have some blind items to reveal tomorrow and probably on Sunday. If you would like to follow me on Twitter, I am @entylawyer

This woman is a celebrity and an actress and a reality star. Not exactly going for an EGOT, but she does have lots of name recognition. She also is very rich. She is probably a B-/C+ list actress who gets work, but it is on television shows you have never heard of. She would LOVE to be taken seriously as an actress, but she is just not good enough and refuses to take classes. She says she does not need them. She has been in some movies and as I said has done the reality thing. She knows a lot of very famous people. Mostly aging a little bit. She could get guys way younger, but she likes men who have been divorced a few times and are in their late 40's or early 50's and who are very rich with a little bad boy in them. She sees guys three times a week. Not the same guy. She has six guys she sees. Three one week, and three the next week. She does not care if they have a girlfriend, they just can't be married. They all come over to her place and I am shocked there has not been pap shots of them coming and going. She never goes to their place. Ever. she is also the one who decides when they come over and will call them that day to tell them to come over or lose their spot in the rotation.

60 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

Damn I am drawing a blank here, off to get Velma, Freddy and Daphne on the case, brb.

trainrides said...

Six guys. I'm impressed with her organizational skills.

MontanaMarriott said...

Denise Richards?!?! But her money is from Charlie, no?

Kristin said...

Katherine McPhee? Jennifer Hudson?

auntliddy said...

Well, it sounds exhausting. Jeesh. And not fun.

Fijigrrl said...

LOL -- this is fun gossip. I admire her stamina and organization heehee

AndrewBW said...

My first thought was Paris. Celebrity, actress, and reality star - check. Lots of name recognition - check. Very rich - check.

B-/C+ list actress who gets work - uh, no, not on this planet.

missuswayne said...

Pammy?

crila16 said...

This sounds like Denise Richards.

libby said...

I was thinking of Tori Spelling getting TV work in those movies nobody watches. I can definitely see her too proud for lessons, and Enty says a few times that Tori's whole marriage is for the cameras.

I have no better guess than that. (wah wah)

crila16 said...

This sounds like Denise Richards.

Alice Tate said...

I want to believe this is Melissa Rivers.

lizness said...

McPhee is married. And Jennifer Hudson has been with David Otunga (he is in the WWE and was on I love New York on VH1) for 5 years so it wouldn't be either of them Kristin

NomNom83 said...

Dangit! For a couple sentences, this was soooo close to being NeNe "I am very rich, bitch" Leakes. She has done two Ryan Murphy shows as well as the Real Housewives. But no movies, that I can think of.

Much as I wish it was her, I understand she and Greg are getting remarried and she's always been put off by the more "adventurous" sex talk.

All that to say, I got nuthin.

MsPink Kitty said...

Give this chick a gold star AND the golden dildo. She has earned it!

I like a woman who is encharge of her sexuality.

Diana G said...

Denise Richards is a pretty good guess.

CJ said...

Kristin Chenoweth guest judged American Idol and is apparently worth $30M. Does that count as very rich? I think it is someone else, but I thought I'd throw this out there.

Presto said...

Can't be Denise Richards... she's too busy taking care of all these kids.

It wouldn't make sense to have all these guys over all the time.

cs said...

Jennifer Hudson won an OSCAR. Doubt that would be her.

Jeneral said...

Lisa Rinni?

Cathy said...

I read this as Denise Richards the whole way through.

WriteOnTime said...

I'm going with Christie Brinkley for this one.

nudibelle said...

i read this as denise before i even clicked on comments
If she was able to synchronize nap times for some dick..SHES THE BEST THAT EVER DID IT!

Joanna said...

I think this is Cindy Crawford. It's been speculated before that she has an open marriage. I can totally see her doing this. I know she has been spotted canoodling with Kid Rock, who runs with the same crowd in Malibu.

I don't think Denise Richards has the brains to sustain this kind of arrangement. Plus, she lives a few doors from Charlie Sheen from whom she gets her child support. I don't think she'd risk making waves with him.

Flora Goforth said...

Technically they are not one night stands if they come back once every other week.

Unknown said...

Jenny McCarthy

MM said...

Cindy Crawford's not a B-/C+ actress, though.

Me said...

denise richards?? no way. she has 5l ittle kids to manage and take care of. i'm betting she has not gotten any in MONTHS.

ohno said...

My first thought was Brandi Glanville. Especially with the hint that the men are never married.

CDAN Reader said...

Going by the DM I'll say Brinkley or Madonna are the only ones who qualify as “very rich” who would suck at acting and frown at lessons. But the reality part stumps me. Maybe Brinkley was a judge on one of those knock-off modeling competition shows? I don’t think Madonna was ever a talent show judge over here. Maybe in the UK? I have no idea. I don’t follow either one of them closely so I got nuthin’!

Freya said...

That's what I call a BROtation.

So the guys she's with can't be married. Hmmm... Well, at least she has morals. lol

I'll have to come back to this one.

fordellcastle said...

Damn. Sloppy seconds is bad enough. Sloppy sixths is way too disgusting. Hope she at least takes a ho's bath every once in a while.

Joanna said...

How about Rebecca Romijn? She has appeared on a bunch of TV shows I've never heard of, e.g. King & Maxwell, Burning Love, Special Agent Oso, Eastwick. She's also done movies but is considered a pretty bad actress. She did DWTS and a season of Project Runway, and a couple of other reality things as well.

Any takers?

SueRH said...

Brandi is broke.

BitterBlondin said...

Good for her, if she's single then get it gurrrl!

SkittleKitty said...

I like the Jenny McCarthy guess. She's done just enough (mediocre) acting and might have the money from modeling/Playboy years. Only problem is her recurring role on Two and a Half Men, a show everyone has (sadly) heard of.

Pretty sure Rebecca Romijn is still with Jerry O'Connell.

Another model-actress could work though.

Oopsy_Daisy said...

Not a TV show, but Madonna did do the documentary, Truth or Dare...

Slap-n-Tickle said...

Melissa Joan Hart

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T. E. Cuz said...

eva longoria doesnt fit, but this sounds like her personality.

Keke said...

Christina Aguilera?

HannahBanana said...

Whoever it is....u go on wit yo bad self guuuuurrrllll :)

stigs84 said...

These aren't one night stands, they're booty calls. Come on, get with it!

Anna Nomys said...

Brinkley seems like a good guess. She had such a nasty divorce with Baldwin I can see her wanting to play around a little, plus her hubby was cheating on her too. But is she VERY rich? Hmmm, don't think so. Modeling twenty years ago wouldn't have done that. madonna fits for many clues, but she's not going for older guys. Could be Abdul? It has to be someone that's 40plus.

Anna Nomys said...

Mccarthy's on the make for a new meal ticket. Richard's has her hands full with five kids, and four of them come with monster child support checks each month. I wonder who this is about? Either way get get get get get get it girrrl!

Snootches said...

Right!? Git it girl!!

Justamom said...

Ellen Birkin. She's very rich from her last divorce and recently on a cancelled TV show, but previously just movies.

CJ said...

Carmen Electra

WriteOnTime said...

@Anna Nomys Brinkley's net worth is somewhere in the $75 - 80 million range.

CJ said...

Carmen Electra

CJ said...

Carmen Electra

CityGirl said...

I like her - I have someone to aspire to now

Jenn said...

I think my hip would go out..hell.

lutefleck said...

Christie Brinkley heavily invested in real estate. She made a huge amount of money off her investments. I don't believe she is the answer here. She doesn't fit at all, except for the money part.

Fluffy White Clouds said...

Whoever it is I love it.

anon said...

I'm feeling Jenny McCarthy for this. She's been in the business for a long time, has her show, does endorsements, writes books and I heard she got a $10mil parting gift from Jim Carey. I don't see how Denise Richards could possibly do this with 5 little kids on her hands, no matter how many nannies she has. I can easily see Jenny McCarthy being this sexually forward. Denise must be exhausted.

Marie said...

Well... You're supposed to work out 3 times a week, right?

Sarah said...

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Bubbles said...

Christie Brinkley wasnt married to a Baldwin.

Greg Junk said...

Kathy Griffin?