Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Blind Item #3

This former C list reality star and now a C list celebrity was at an event recently and could not get any woman to respond to his game. He doesn't have much game on the court either. One woman said he was disgusting and another asked him if he really had an STD.

16 comments:

izz said...

Kris Humphries

mmshukla008 said...

Hahahahahaha!!!

Mari said...

Kris, but to be fair, the only person I know who's ever met him works at the ACC, and she said he's dumb as a box of rocks (well, obviously, he married Kimmode) but was actually one of the nicest guys she's ever dealt with.

girl77007 said...

I think Kris too, but you have to give him props for kinda poking fun at himself in this commercial (sorry, don't know how to do direct linky links):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rG22nxYw6Go

Count Jerkula said...

Poor Hump. Stupidity should be as painful as possible though.

Unknown said...

The Situation?

Autumn said...

I thought the Sitch too.

ktmonster said...

BAHAHAHAHA. That STD rumor is going to follow that guy for years. He should have just let Kimmie get her stupid divorce when she asked for it instead of being a huge d-bag.

LovelyCoconuts said...

Kris Humphries (& his entire family) are not nice. They grew up in the same town i did and would throw tantrums when they didn't make captain of their sports teams (among other immature behavior.)

Yuffie said...

For some reason my first thought was The Situation on this one...but I guess Kris Humphries makes a lot more sense with the stupid basketball jokes lol

cricket said...

UnFrozen CaveMan Basketball player Kris Humphries.

Pink Cashmere said...

+1.

The BLS said...

I thought The Situation, too, although I like the Hump guess.

Fluffy White Clouds said...

Really sounds like Kris and Kim were a match made in heaven.

Secondbecky said...

Kris is not a stinker on the court though. He's a solid player. Not a superstar but solid. I'd still do him.

Count Jerkula said...

@secondbecky: He could barely get off the bench this year. The 2 previous ones, I would rate him as solid on a terrible team. In comparison, Chris Bosh was an All Star on a terrible team, and merely solid on a very good team.

This offseason look for the Nets to try and trade Hump to upgrade the team. He is vastly overpaid ($12mill), but his contract is expiring after next season. That means his value will be at its highest.

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