Thursday, June 27, 2013

Blind Item #5

This former A list celebrity/singer and C+ list mostly television actress was fired from a show despite trying her best to stay on the show. She actually helped put a nail into the coffin of her marriage by having sex with a producer because she thought staying on the show was more important than her marriage.

72 comments:

Ron Burgandy said...

Hey, gang. Papa's home. My alabaster doll. Gentlemen. You look great.

Ron Burgandy said...

No eye contact! Oh, let's make whoopie.

Entyonamobile said...

Blind Item #5

They thought they could fool us, but we can read between the lines. This B- list poster with A+ armpit recognition better get back to her yardwork if she doesn't want to enrage her older, Emma-Watson-loving boyfriend. Surprise, surprise, but he also frequents this website. The C+ list poster with A- list name recognition is self-righteous, pretentious, and loves to link his pithy replies to other readers' usernames--unless they prove him wrong. Then he innocently disappears and finds a new thread in which to tell readers how stupid they are...and to keep tabs on his lady love. If she doesn't get that weeding done by the time he's ready to take a break from berating people, he'll go Alec Baldwin on her. Oh, yes--this will be revealed.

Ron Burgandy said...

No eye contact! Oh, darling. Oh, let's make whoopie.

Robin Daggers said...

George Wendt and Libby's armpit

libbyonamobile said...

Hi everyone! That's not fair big guy. I thought I was YOUR minion! That does it! I'm off to help MY bf shoot some rats.

Ron Burgandy said...

And then I'm going to go drinking with the news team for two days.

DrunkEmmaWatsonBetches said...

Someone loves me???they really really love me????? Can't wait for the guesses on this one!

Ron Burgandy said...

Wonderful! Oh, yes! I love my life.

Ron Burgandy said...

Guess what. I do. I know that one day, Veronica and I are gonna get married on top of a mountain.

SueRH said...

Catherine McPhee?

Ron Burgandy said...

And there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs.

trainrides said...

So this rules out the Count as Libby's boyfriend, right? Plus the Count is at least B+ or A

Ron Burgandy said...

And we will dance till the sun rises.

BoobsNSnatch said...

Ron stop making me scream with pleasure!!!!

Ron Burgandy said...

And then our children will form a family band.

LottaColada said...

The Count and Libby?!? I must've missed that

Bacon Ranch said...

Hahahahahahahahahaha! Today is turning out to be more fun than the average (boring) Thursday.
Asslee or Jessica? I don't know how recent this was but both could fit.

Ron Burgandy said...

And we will tour the countryside, and you won't be invited!

Evil Kumquat said...

Ugh. Looks like we'll be having Captcha and an approved commenting system after all.

Bummer.

Laurenza Kyle said...

You bitches are seriously lacking in gray matter. I didn't come to this site to read your ridiculous drivel. Move along.

LottaColada said...

The blind up top can't be Xtina, right?

Karen said...

The Count doesn't talk to people like they're idiots (unless they're idiots) and he's damn sure not pretentious. Sounds like Jonathan Andrew Sheen.

Laurenza Kyle said...

Bummer is right, @Evil Kumquat

a non a miss said...

Is the Count into armpit seks?

Amy said...

Honestly, the "conversation/flirting" in this thread reads like one person posting to himself/herself under multiple screen names.

Count Jerkula said...

@trainrides: I'm not Libby's boyfriend, I'm on the open market. If you are anywhere near Jersey, you can fill out an application.

Thank you for giving me such a high ranking. I hope I can live up to that.

Amber said...

@Lotta, I think it's LeAnn Rimes. She was on that show w/Eddie Cibrian while she was still married.

Sweet Brown said...

Dunno if ya'll knew this but ol' Sweet was gonna be a actress but she couldn't do that casting couch.

Bad back.

Count Jerkula said...

@a non a miss: Never an armpit. I don't even dig titty fucking. There has to be an orifice involved, unless I'm by myself.

LottaColada said...

@Amber- WORD

kellylaluna said...

Ashlee Simpson, Melrose Place

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Nemesis said...

Damn. So they're at it again.

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B Smears said...

You're the biggest troll on here.

Bacon Ranch said...

deadpussy, if there were an award for "You're doing it wrong" you would win on every level.

..and by that I mean EVERY level.

Have another shot, take another pill and pass out already.

Yours,
Lord of the Motherf*cking Flies

Hanwi said...

Not this bullshit again... Anyway, this has to be Ashlee Simpson and Melrose Place.

MichaelaK said...

Gross.

Jack said...

lmfao.

Desiree said...

OMG what is going on with the comments today? I feel like I stepped into the twilight zone.

My BFF the count has his own agenda of just being a pervy ass (which I love BTW)and totally not into insulting others(unless of coarse it's deemed worthy).

Mango said...

@ Amber - I believe LeeAnn and Eddie made a (lame) TV movie together.

auntliddy said...

Oh not this shit again.

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

Okay, do it:

I'm not anybody's boyfriend on this board or elsewhere. My wife won't let me have girlfriends.

It's not pretentious if you're not pretending. That's what the word means.

I don't talk to people like they're idiots unless they're idiots.

Anyone who wants to point out an occasion when I've been proved wrong, please, link me. I'll either happily agree, or dispute it if I'm not actually wrong -- the latter is much more likely the case, because I do my due diligence before I post.

Anything I say, I put my identity on, either by my full name, as you see here, or, if I'm away from my computer, "Leviathan's Phone."

(Honestly, I never thought it was unclear that that was me, but in case someone didn't know, there it is.)

Rowan said...

I'm with auntliddy....

Rowan said...

Holy Cow....They did it, they broke CDAN!

"Comment moderation has been enabled. All comments must be approved by the blog author."

DrunkEmmaWatsonBetches said...

Johnathan Andrew Sheen, it's a pity your wife doesn't allow girlfriends I heard you love me! No really a REAL pity. I've been looking for a middle aged self righteous prick forever!

Karen said...

@Jonathan Andrew Sheen, since you asked: http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2013/06/this-woman-does-not-want-to-be.html.

In this thread, several people (including myself) pointed out that the girl in question didn't die, even though you said that her mother was "grieving the most crushing loss it's possible for a mother to feel."

Jeremy Grey said...

Take that, you hyena, don't say thank you


nudibelle said...

wtf is going on today

MichaelaK said...

Pretentious: Attempting to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed.

If you do actually possess greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than anyone here, you should go where your talents would be appreciated and not mocked. Emma Watson's website, perhaps?

Cookies said...

@Lotta: Interesting guess, I like it.

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

Karen:

I could have sworn I copped to having got that detail wrong. Okay, if I didn't, allow me to do so now:

I'm sorry, I misread the news story, I thought the daughter had been killed. I was wrong, and apologize for that error.

The mother was still entirely justified in chasing those buzzards away, though.

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

MichaelaK In this case, since I'm commenting on a gossip blog, there is no semblance of importance, talent or culture involved, so you have to fall back on the more standard and correct definition of "Pretentious," which is pretending to be more knowledgeable than one is.

I don't pretend. I am that knowledgeable.

Thanks for playing, though. Enjoy your Turtle Wax.

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MichaelaK said...

@JAS, you are so beautiful! Thank you for the Turtle Wax but please, you'll need it for that rapidly expanding pate. Have a shiny standard day!

olliebolliesnollie said...

Britney on X factor?

Jaiden_S said...

Asslee on Melrose Place

Hegg said...

Brandy?

short le chic said...

Libby! VIP!!! Where are you??? Who the fuck are these assssshiles in here??????

SophiaB said...

i thought same thought.

SophiaB said...

There are way worse trolls on here even than you B Smears but your know it all condescension stinks the worst. Peeeeeyewwww. TROLL.

SophiaB said...

Am sure the line is out the door and round the block.

SophiaB said...

L.O.L.

SophiaB said...

You ARE @deadpussies, you ARE! Slow clap in awe. Smackdown mission accomplished!

The BLS said...

I also thought Xtina..

The BLS said...

They tend to hide when the crazies come out. Especially Libby. These asshats like to attack her, for no reason that I can see. Be patient. They'll go away soon.

MacAttack said...

How did no one realize the troll was talking about B Profane or was it just a joke to name others? Anyway. Has to be Ashlee Simpson.