Saturday, June 29, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

November 15, 2012

You would think Jon Hamm would have the biggest manhood on the set of Mad Men, you know, because he always wants to show it off. It turns out though that one of the stars other than Jon is called Diet Coke because his manhood is the size of a 20 ounce diet coke bottle. Yeah. Maybe Jon is feeling a little insecure.

Bryan Batt

47 comments:

timebob said...

OK, I call bullshit on this one Bryan hasn't been on the show since 2009. Coulda been a bit more clear in the blind it was an ex-cast member.

L said...

Yayyyy for the Bryandicksaurus Rex beating the Hammaconda!!

Merlin D. Bear said...

Pictures or it aint' real.

orpheus12 said...

Ditto.

Anna Nonymous said...

off to furiously google who this guy is....

Anna Nonymous said...

darn it, he doesn't "Batt" for our team, he's got a boyfriend. This one's for Gayeld.

MadamChef said...

Sal! I call BS too, for the reason timebob mentioned and also because Jon Hamm really doesn't like the Hammaconda talk. I don't think it's a show, he's a real actor who isn't Kar-sashaying his way through his career by waggling the winky every chance he gets. He just happens to be endowed and a fan of going commando (thank you, Odin).

MadamChef said...

LOL, Odin. The Ron Burgundy quotes are in my head and won't go away!

Count Jerkula said...

Hmmmm. Nicknamed after a beverage container because of the size of his cock?

I wonder if that is why my ex call me Airplane Vodka?

Fairmaiden327 said...

Ha!

hunter said...

I sleep with a guy I nicknamed "Coke can" for the same reason. I like it. :)

Del Riser said...

Sounds painful.

Pip said...

Why diet coke? This blind screams bs to me.

hothotheat said...

@Del Riser I was thinking the same thing.

Chloe Tyler said...

Ahahaha. Even if your comments sometimes repulse me, no one can deny your sense of humour.

Brenda L said...

I never believed anyone could have a member that large until Snoop Dogg's Full Frontal Friday came along.....

auntliddy said...

Nothing can top hamms mansnake, which we really havent seen much of here lately. Get on that enty!

Ella Bella Boo said...

I love you count! Your sense of humour cracks me up! :)

Tru Leigh said...

Gay Sal? Ouch!

EA Sports said...

At least not "tuna can"

Sugar said...

I need more information on this topic.

missmol said...

Are we calling BS because we don't believe he is that big? LOL This is probably the type of BI all men would love to have about them- people talking on a message board about whether they believe or don't believe you are the size of a coke bottle. Brilliant!

Sugar said...

Just googled Snoop Dog full frontal Friday. Yowzas!!! Why did FFF ever stop?

MadamChef said...

missmol, I'm calling BS because Jon Hamm doesn't feel insecure about the Hammaconda. He's pissed that people are paying attention to it rather than his acting.

I love his acting but I swear on Odin's raven (ty, Ron Burgandy, I still have all those quotes in my head), thanks to this site and Dlisted, every picture I see of Jon Hamm, my eyes go straight to... well, the same place your eyes go. :-b

Sugar, I think there was something about a lawsuit that stopped FFF. Or maybe advertising. A site with male FF would not bring in ad revenue from reputable ad sources. But then again, it's not like the site uses reputable ad sources now with the autoplay videos and the divorce lawyer ads on every blind item post. Maybe the VIPBlonde name that everyone says is Enty is a way to do FFF in the comments without lawsuits or advertising issues. Sniff-sniff, conspiracy!

trainrides said...

@Count And this is why you're an A-lister, or at least a B+

KPeony said...

Haha @Count my ex was hung like a shot glass, and used to refer to it as such. At least you have him beat.

Mala Propism said...

I've seen a coke can sized man. Not being a size queen (it ain't the meat, it's the motion!) my reaction at the time was "no way that's going near any orifice of mine."
If you are hung like a horse? Go find one. Ymmv.

Iceberg said...

Enty said FFF stopped because he ran out of pictures to post.

missmol said...

I figured MadamChef, but it was funny to think about!

In-N-Out!! said...

Why would they call him diet coke?? It's the same size can as any other soda. So stupid. Plus, having a penis the width of a soda can is disgusting!! How does it get in??

Gayeld said...

Excuse me? Straight female here. My mama just named after she brother's ex girlfriend, Gaye.

Amy said...

But Sal has been off the show for years, hasn't he? This blind sort of reads like it was about someone else and then the identity was swapped for the reveal.

whocaresnow12 said...

I fully agree!

Sherry said...

Mine referred to it 2 3/4 inches of pink steel.

Massive G said...

My schlong was named Thumper after I pulled it out and Slapped it on a bar table when a woman dared me in college. She rode Thumper like a cowgirl that night, but I could not fuck her ass because her ass was a virgin and my fuck pole was too thick. I tried but quit qhen I saw blood.

Wonder how Batt's boyfriend takes that slab of meat up his ass. Could be getsee. Batts could just be a bottom who liked reacharounds.

MadamChef said...

"Massive G", good show. (golf clap)

Your schlong was named Thumper for the same reason the lottery was renamed "Powerball." It couldn't produce.

Your knowledge of term "reacharound" is remarkable for someone who hates on gay guys.

Charlotte. said...

I miss Ron. Anchorman is hilarious even with just Ron's quotes. I lent my copy to someone and don't remember who. I need to start taking iPhone pics of people holding up my DVDs before they take them. I read that tip somewhere and haven't done it yet.

Massive G said...

WTF, bitch? I don't hate on gay men. I do not call them fags, homos, spermbreathed, Goot gobblers, fudge packers, ass bandied, turd munchers, butt munchers, Pole smokers, Bagel bangers, shit swallowers, Ass pirates, jism gobblers, victims, Butt bangers, sodomites, Colon cowboys, pillow biters, Cocksuckers, gaylords, or the like.

Massive G said...

And for your information, wench, I have never had Ed problems. Also, I blow about a quart of baby batter at a time, and I can cum 8 or 9 times without stopping. My woman jerks me off once a month and makes me blow jism in a bottle. She uses it for shampoo - dong juice is pure protein, after all - and her hair is lustrous. It doesn't stink because I do not drink coffee.

If I fuck you, you're going to be barely able to walk the next morning and gobs of my penis snot will run down your legs when you stand. And you will be smiling through your haze.

MadamChef said...

Methinks the gentleman doth protest too much.

fancyscreenname said...

@Merlin.....EXACTLY!

:^)

Count Jerkula said...

@massive: use the proper terminology please. It is called Shamepoo

iknowpeople said...

I'm golfing with the Hammaconda in a charity event this summer. Money can buy happiness.

Massive G said...

Me thinks you best get to work, knob slob.

Massive G said...

You shit what you eat. I went to a vegetarian restaurant tonight and ate portobello mushrooms in a balsamic vinegarette sauce. Four hours later, and it has commenced: the war between my colon and my anus. In it's opening move, my colon had VOMITED The stinkiest black runny shit you can imagine - so stinky that it made the cat choke - and burned my anus with colon processed stomach acid. I had to sit in the fucking toilet bowl, anus inside the bowl, and flush a few times to get relief, but the FUCKING stench remains and hovers in my house like a black shit cloud of death.

Massive G said...

In a classic reprisal, my charred anus piled assblood from my 'roids. Assblood smellsike a dead goat that has lain in the street for a week during a hot summer snd when the 'roids start bleeding they bleed on EVERYTHING - the bathroom floor, the Heriz rugs, the bed, your sneakers. The stench makes me projectile vomit every minute or so until my stomach is empty, at which point my dry heaves nearly choke me.

The anus is a fucking terrorist that way.

MadamChef said...

Massive G: glad the nyquil agreed with you!