Saturday, August 31, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

May 9, 2012

Over the past year this A+ list singer has seen her life turn into a downward spiral that her friends think is going to result in her death. One friend said the singer is abusing drugs so much that she wonders how the singer is not already dead. She spends all day and night doing drugs. In the past our singer always had a busy schedule but managed to make it to everything and to show up coherently, but now when she does show up for things, she does so out of it and is never quite sure where she is or where she needs to be. She also has used drugs in the past, but now she is using them openly and not afraid who sees her. The friend knows about 15 people that the singer has slept with in the past six months alone and has heard there are way more. Her recording sessions have sounded awful lately and millions of dollars have been spent on songs that are not even usable. Our singer wants to move away from just records and to be an actress, and doesn't understand why she is not able to get more parts and be a star, especially after her most recent movie. The singer is constantly taking last second trips and paying for the expenses of all her friends who tell her what the singer wants to hear and not what she should hear. The singer had a brief one month relationship with this A list midwest rapper who the singer stalks by calling him everyday and night but who she never mentions publicly. The rapper messed with the singer's mind and ever since their working relationship turned hot and passionate for a short time she has never been the same. He has moved on but she has not. She ruined the relationship with her mentor by calling his wife one night and telling her what the singer and the mentor had previously done and that they continued to hook up all the time. The mentor went ballistic and has not spoken to the singer since. Our singer has tried counseling but says she is fine. The friend I spoke to said when she confronted the singer and advised her to get help or take a year off to get her head straight, the singer yelled at her and threw her out of her hotel room and has not spoken to her since.

Rihanna/Eminem

76 comments:

digal704 said...

Is this all Robin Thicke all fuggin day?

Unknown said...

Rihanna is a clingy stalker!

Didn't she once say something like "I love my white boys, they really know how to eat pussy."?

Count Jerkula said...

That's my RiRi. I would sooo do drugs with her and bone her.

The Real Dragon said...

@digal HEY HEY HEY

Unknown said...

Is Eminem married?

Sean said...

On behalf of white boys everywhere, thank you Rhianna. I am glad that we have finally received a compliment about our sexual abilities.

Ms. Rose said...

yeah...i'm confused..is eminem the mentor who is married??

Unknown said...

I think that was mentioned in a blind about a singer having her gay backup dancers eat her out regularly. Not sure if the popular guess was riri.

FrenchGirl said...

Jay Z is the married mentor i guess
For the note Rihanna again talks to Jay Z : she sang with him during some shows this summer for example

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illnana said...

Jay Z is the mentor, RhiRhi called Beyonce to tell her about their sexcapades, hahaha, Classic!!

Kassandra said...

At first I was all "Rhianna."

Then i read further and i thought "Mariah?" As i read about the midwest rapper (Eminem, duh), i was even more sure it was Mariah, especially because she's been in movies (that have tanked).

Now i'm all "Rhianna was in a movie?" I guess I've been under a rock, or it was straight to DVD. Off to IMDB...

Unknown said...

Sorry - I think FrenchGirl has it. JayZ mentor but in blind the Midwest rapper she had a month long fling with was Eminem and she has stalked him too.

Unknown said...

It was Battleship - blockbuster bomb but she was ok in it.

theinternetbully said...

She was in 'This is the End' funny movie tit...I mean bit part

MrWolf said...

I'd imagine the mentor who is married is her mentor, Jay Z, whom is married to Beyonce.

Eminem is the midwest rapper (He's from Detroit.)

Gertie Raus said...

There was a BI reveal recently about RiRi that stated that she kicked her assistant out a hotel room. I guess we know who SheEnty's source is now.

Chief2224 said...

White guys know how to eat pussy? Wow, I've been with the wrong white guys.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Rihanna loves her some blue-eyed white guys. She's been very vocal about that.

Ooh..Wonder if this means I have a shot?

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Count Jerkula said...

Cheif: try an overweight one. Pussy eating combines 2 of our 3 favorite things. Beer being the other one.

Gertie Raus said...

Checked my dates with the old and new reveals and my timing is (possibly not if the assistant and Ri made up) off. Mother fucker...I thought that I was being a clever little sleuth by L&O'ing this shit out. Guess not.

ethorne said...

I was so excited for this to be Robin Thicke. Wanhh wanhh wannhhhh!!!

Count Jerkula said...

@jason: only if you are rough with her and let her call you "blue eyed devil".

Jason Blue Eyes said...

I've a feeling she'd wanna be the rough one. She wouldn't be the first one to ever call me that.

nevermindthat said...

Hey I love my white boys and have been quite lucky in the sex department with them

Now! said...

@Elsa Bailey, Eminem is not publicly known to be married.

it took forever said...

Married mentor, Jay z
Midwest rapper who mess with her head, emminem

Sean said...

Count Jerkula , you are absolutely correct. So ladies, when you are looking for men...take a second look at us big guys. We are quite useful.

amused bush said...

Not sure how much of this blind I believe, but @nevermindthat, I whole-heartedly agree with your assessment of white boys ;)

headrot said...

eminem reminds me of my ex who i am still in love with.

they both treat women the same way.

as much as i hate rihanna, i feel for her with eminem.

my ex has moved on, played nothing but mind games with me the entire relationship, cheated on me relentlessly, yet i am still so in love i cant tear myself away from his head trips. i know what hes doing, but emotionally its left me handicapped.

Unknown said...

In the original screenplay for True Romance Quentin Tarantino had a whole scene about men talking about oral sex and how some black men do not like performing oral sex on women. It got cut out of the movie to the chagrin of Gary Oldman who played a Detroit wannabe black pimp Drexel, who was conversing with a couple of the guys in his posse about pussy etc, Drexel being all for it.

There is an uncut Director's version, anyone seen it, I need to find it, because I saw the script for the scene and it was hilarious. I have also heard some black comedians talk about that same subject.

The Flower Girl said...

jay-z is the married mentor

The Flower Girl said...

what headsrot said..

Leo said...

I thought that too

Leo said...

Are you a big guy?

I kinda thought of you as a pale emaciated chain smoker with bad skin using his crusty laptop in Starbucks.

What do I know?

mygeorgie said...

@Tina, I have heard the same thing about Italians. Too macho to go down (?) Sopranos had a hilarious story about it where Junior's Guma bragged about Jun's talent, word got out thru the other Guma's & she got a beating. I dated enough Italians in University to attest to their distaste.

parissucksliterally said...

mygeorgie- that was a great episode! I miss The Sopranos. :(

I believe this. It has been quite obvious Rhianna is a total fucking mess for quite some time now.

Kels said...

The only person that is emotionally handicapping you is yourself. Get some confidence and get over it. This may sound harsh but you need to hear it before you start thinking hes like the only guy ever!!! Literally billions to choose from, dont let one asshole get you down!

Count Jerkula said...

Only 2 outta 6 Leo.

Count Jerkula said...

Georgie: I am half Italian and I dine at the Y every chance I get.

Serendipity said...

Very sad.

Serendipity said...

Very sad.

Deryn said...

@headrot: What Kels said. It sounds harsh, but it was the first thing I thought, too -- and I've been where you are. That's how I know fer sher Kels is right.

JSierra said...

Damn I've been with the wrong white guys too. This fine dining is the way to my heart, there is nothing more irritating and unsexy then when a guy doesn't return the favor. Have you seen a penis? Do you really think it looks like a nice flavorful peach popsicle? It's all about equaloovin

Unknown said...

I mentioned one quote and it became a whole pussy eating discussion. I love this site.

Count Jerkula said...

Here's another tip for ladies who like to be licked. Go for middle aged dudes. The longer the recovery time (within reason) between the end of the bj and the next hard on, the longer time he will spend down there.

Kelly said...

Ex hubby didn't go down. I made sure the second does. And boy does he!

B626 said...

So glad the rapper wasn't Drake. Maybe those two still have a chance.

lostathome said...

Sounds like this came from Katy Perry.

Unknown said...

She still has a relationship with JayZ & Beyonce tho. She was pictured with them both earlier this year at their pre-Grammy party & was pictured leaving their apartment after visiting Blu Ivy after this Bi. Also if her recording sessions were so bad they didn't show on her album. Bi is off if its about Rihanna.

Unknown said...

I have to second this notion..the BEST to ever do that for me was a white dude..

Kassandra said...

I haven't really noticed a difference in oral talents by skin color, but then i'm not the type who tends to keep track of these things by racial characteristics.

I personally have noticed that the guys that are...erm..."not packing" tend to have some damn good linguist skills...they have experience in making sure their lady is pleasured because they know they don't wield a very large hammer and may not necessarily get the job done that way.

However, every guy is different. You can definitely tell the ones that truly enjoy - and WANT/NEED to - do it, and the ones that are just doing it for lube's sake - the same way you can tell the women who really dig sucking the Popsicle for enjoyment's sake, not because it's expected.

(for the record, i'm a popsicle fan)

delete account said...

Not anymore. Him and Kims been divorced for a long time now. He's been taking care of his kids(one that was Kims.sisters kid that he adopted and the other that Kim had by another man, and then of course Hailie) and as far as I know is just enjoying being single. Im a longtime Slim Shady fan.

Unknown said...

Can Eminem even get it up anymore all the drugs he did? Dude overdosed a few years ago. I imagine oral is probably all he's good at but I sincerely hope he didn't put his mouth near Rihanna infested box.

Habibti said...

Didnt see this one. EMinem hooked up with Riri?! Lol! She must of drunk dialled the ex wife. Eminem is single.

FlirtyChick74 said...

I hope she can turn her life around soon. her career is about to come to a screeching halt with all of these blind items. And screw Marshall for being such a jerk.

jgirl828 said...

Eminem is not married!!

di butler said...

No, the blind is saying she called her mentor's wife, (Bouncy), to let her know she's rode the Camel. Duhhh.

TalksTooMuch said...

I love big guys! You all rule!

mygeorgie said...

^^+1!!!! I love a guy with some ponch! Lends itself to that Alpha Male archetype. It's also pretty tough to feel dominated in bed by a featherweight.

@Count-What *part* is Italian & what's the other half?

@Paris-Whaaaaa, I miss it too! I was actually depressed for a week when it/they ended, and equally sad when James died.

@Ian-Bless you for dropping some pussy, it's been entertaining & slightly educational..cheers!

__-__=__ said...

Headrot - it might be hard to break away because he's showing you the mirror. It's an old trick, very effective, well used. Likes what you like, wants what you want - but not really. Hope this helps.

Sherry said...

Sadly the rumor I always heard was that the brothers DON'T eat pussy and that came from my AA girlfriends when I was younger. It's probably not the case now. (Remember when we all had pubic hair? ) I could cite black giys/ white guys stories but it always depends upon the man.

Sherry said...

Cassandra: it's a common statistic you reference. Guys who are larger for some reason think their cock is all we need but the tongue is way more important.

Count Jerkula said...

@mygeorgie: I am a McWop, the other half is Irish. Unfortunately, the Irish half is my lower half.

Leo said...

Junior's goomar got a pie shoved in her face by junior after she got all chatty about their sex life at the beauty salon

He warned her.

Seven of Eleven said...
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mygeorgie said...

Aw Sev, why'd you delete? I was just going to mention Farrell & Neeson (and I don't know how to make things clicky, so your entry is much better!)

@Leo-Thanks for the clarification & teaching me how to properly spell 'Goomar'!

HJ said...

Pale chain smoker?

Count Jerkula said...

@HJ: you are batting .500. That is all I'm saying.

kelgela2 said...

I'm not sure about white or black guys' expertise when it comes to going down on girls, so I'm going to share about my experience with Mexicans.

The first was my ex, he hated going down there but loved the bj's I would give. His reasons for not going down on me were that I smelled funny.

The second guy is my friend with benefits right now. He loves going down on me. He loves my bj's. He says I smell good.

So I guess Mexicans are hit or miss when it comes to it... Now I wanna try a white boy.

MadLyb said...

This is my theory - Eminem still loves his ex, and always will, but he also hates her and can't live with her, so he's going to take that out on any woman who wants to get serious with him. I got all this from listening to his lyrics and reading blinds that may or may not be total BS.

MadLyb said...

I had the opposite problem - ex who knew how to dine and loved doing it, but did not like getting BJ's, even though I was more than willing - and no, it's not because I didn't know how. He was/is an anomaly.

KittensRUs said...

I'm the anomaly on the female side - don't like being licked. Bores me and I have actually fallen asleep during. Don't mind giving though, you put a little effort into that and you have a happy husband.

Jennifer said...

Eminem is the midwest rapper. Jay-Z is the mentor. I wonder why that part wasn't revealed, I'm guessing him and beyonce have better ways of keeping things hushed than Eminem.

jaariel said...

There is one legend that bikers (like Hells Angels) are great at oral for their women. I dated an ex biker for awhile and let me tell you, he def lived up to the hype. And he was the best sex ever, even to this day. I still quiver a little remembering him.

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