Sunday, July 21, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

April 7, 2013

This A list singer/celebrity made her assistant sleep on the floor outside our singer's hotel room when the assistant was unable to score some pot after a recent out of the country performance. Our singer screamed. "This is mother f**king ___________. A five year old could score pot here."

Rihanna

36 comments:

Kaye said...

Vancouver

Charlotte. said...

Again, no shock. VIP was first.

Basil said...

If it was do damn easy, why didn't the beyotch go get it herself?

timebob said...

Jay (no hyphen) Z discovered her when she was 15. She only knows entitlement and money for most of her life.

I can't wait until the day she is playing the afternoon slot at Six Flags Great Adventures and people walk by with no clue who she is.

Then she will know what humility is.

V said...

Rhi Rhi I becoming douchier by the nanosecond, but that's is a funny quote, and if referring to Vancouver, very true.

Also, there is a theory out there that all of her ratchetness is being orchestrated by Jay-Z to ensure Bey stays on top. Not sure if that is the case, but I do find it interesting he's been pretty silent regarding her behavior.

texas rose said...

I am so over this bitch. Hope she gets back with the beater.

J Sara said...

Yes!!! I also can't wait for her tits to sag over that god awful tattoo underneath them.

parissucksliterally said...

Hahahahaha Texas Rose!

She is so fucking obnoxious.....hey, where is the poster who thinks Rhianna has a great life, and no drug problem? Haven't seen her in a while...

DewieTheBear said...

She and Biebs were a great match. Their mutual race to the cellar is going to be wonderful to behold.

Barton Fink said...

When I lived in Vancouver, I had trouble buying pot sometimes. My main dealer would run out, and I would have to wait for a sketchy woman on Granville who would sidle up and slip me an envelope of marijuana and then have me sneak the cash into her pocket while pretending to hug each other. It was weird. Now I live in Washington State, and I don't smoke pot, but remembering the weirdness is weird.

hollywood dime said...

this is almost as bad as the time I saw rihanna take her shoe off in the middle of barneys and threaten to hit melissa-her assistant-in the face with it. she treats that girl worse than a dog.

V said...

@Barton what part of Washington State? I'm a native! Oddly enough, I think it is easier to get weed in the Puget Sound area, and not just because it is legal.

Nutty_Flavor said...

@V, that's a very interesting theorey re: Jay Z and Rhianna. Maybe he wants to maintain brand definition between Beyoncé - the inspirational all-American girl, the strong, independent mother and wife - and Rhianna, the kinky, vulgar ill-mannered slut. The man is a marketing genius, and his very first product was himself.

V said...

@Nutty - he is that. I'm inclined to believe there is some truth to the theory. Right after her beat down by Chris B, she was on her way to overtaking Bey. She was becoming an it girl...and now - she's on her way to becoming another Florence Ballard.

Tammy said...

Puppet Show

&

Rihanna

Nutty_Flavor said...

@V, now you have me looking up Florence Ballard! Confused her with Florence Welch for a minute, there.

Ballard seems like a likeable person, if a bit of a drunk at the end. Was she the basis for the Holliday/Hudson character in 'Dreamgirls', Effie White?

V said...

@Nutty, yes she was. Florence was far more talented than Diana, but she dared to not toe the line and got cut. Obviously, there is more to the story, but definitely some tragic music business gossip.

Anna Nonymous said...

so she was discovered at 15, her Father was a crackhead that beat her Mother in front of her, that doesn't speak to spoiled and entitled her "whole life", she's a product of an incredibly damaged/abusive/pitiful home and then later showered with money, adulation and entitlement, a true recipe for disaster/substance abuse/, mix well and bake at 350 for five years. See Danny Bonaduce, Tatum ONeal, Lindsay Lohan, Bobby Brown, Corey Feldman, Edward Furlong, River Phoenix, too many to name, #sadface

Count Jerkula said...

She could hire me as her drug fetcher/mule. I won't swallow rubbers full of smack or blow, but I'll keister some stuff if we can have some fun while she retrieves it.

She likes being seen nude. These had to have been a set up, because she keeps looking out at the camera. NSFW Hot

And she do gots nice rump. NSFW So round, smooth and hair-free

Moonmaid said...

Jeez, that's a true Job From Hell.

Amy in MI said...

Flo Ballard had more talent in her big toe than Rihanna will ever have. Loads of class too. She got screwed by Motown and mega screwed by Diana Ross. I've been to her grave in Detroit. Sad sad sad

V said...

@Amy - I think Florence Ballard is amazing. I just find the trainwreck that is Rhianna not necessarily as self-inflicted as it appears.

What happened to FB was a crime. She should have been the Motown superstar (could also say the same for Tami Terrell).

keetz4 said...

@Anna..add Cory Monteith to the list.

Count Jerkula said...

@Keetz: What's that, Cory is a Marcie alt also?

Charlotte. said...

Lol! @ Count

Barton Fink said...

V, I'll be back in the Puget Sound area soon enough. For the next year, ... that eastern city that nobody knows the name of where Bing Crosby was born.

V said...

@Barton - give it up for the falls and The Davenport Hotel peanut brittle!

Dingle Barry said...

Never have liked RhiDrama. She just gets worse every day. Shame for the truly talented singers out there.

bunny honey said...

That child needs a good kick in her rump!

SophiaB said...

Or Amsterdam?

SophiaB said...

Where are you in WA? I live just across the Lynden border. Lived in Issaquah & Renton (Low Renton!) Before hobbit hubby & I made it across the border to BC. I love Bellingham. I didn't get to know much of the seattle area but what I did get to know I kinda loved. Not Tacoma etc but much of WA (east of Seattle/interior) is just spectacular. If I could afford to live in WA I so would!!

Char said...

Lol I live in Vancouver and could score pot faster than I could go to the liquor store and get booze. And I don't even smoke it. Can't stand Ri Ri but in all fairness, she WAS right in this situation. My 5 year old cousin could score pot here. (Although I would never let that happen!)

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V said...

@Sophia - I was in Seattle, just moved to Woodinville aka wine country. I'm enjoying it...lots of wine tasting to be had and still close enough to the city. Where are you in BC?

SophiaB said...

Was looking at Woodinville when I moved fromm Issaquah (was there six wonderful months then landed in Renton which was NOT!). Woodinville was a little too suburban feeling but it is so lovely there.

I live just north of the Lynden/Aldergrove border. 15 minutes due north as the crow doth fly. Farmland. On a 17 acre cedar farm. Still too close to traffic & smog so I am thinking of scurrying further east, to Hope. Hobbit hubby is retired & I need trees & quiet.

The place we live is nice & CHEEP but my nervous system needs more rest than I can get here. When I lived on the side of the mountain in Issaquah I barely heard two cars a day. It was awesome.

SophiaB said...

Waving hi from Aldergrove... :) we go to Van City to a pot store to get my husband's medicinal needs met. Near the Tipper? Topper? Something like that.