Monday, August 26, 2013

Matt Damon Is Aquaman - Starring With Ben Affleck

Ben Affleck - Mawtha a Gawd. Look Matt. I love yowse. You know that. I tried wicked hard to get you the part of Supaman. This isn't another Bahnie movie. Stop being a chowdahead. Aquaman is wicked cool. He lives in da wadda and has supapowas too.

Yes, that was how the conversation went when Ben Affleck told Matt Damon that he had got him the part of Aquaman in the new Batman/Superman film. That Good Will Hunting sequel you had always dreamed about, but never thought would happen is upon us. I think, in all fairness, to make sure this movie stands out above all other super hero movies for time immemorial is that Ben and Matt should play their characters with the exact same accents and vocabulary they did in Good Will Hunting. Then, this will be a truly memorable movie. We all are going to be thinking that or when the Batman/Aquaman love scene is and whether it will look at all like Brokeback Mountain and who will play which character.

Now, all we need is for Robin Williams to join the cast as the Riddler and Minnie Driver to pop in as Poison Ivy and we have got ourselves a classic.

28 comments:

sandybrook said...

They might as well add Wonder Woman and the rest of the Justice League of America and make that movie again.

Kels said...

This is a joke right? Right? He is perfect for the role though if this is serious. Linus in Oceans 11 is basically Aquaman to Batman and Superman aka George Clooney and Brad Pitt.

Unknown said...

Let's be honest, Ben Affleck in "The Town" is perfect for Batman.

Patty said...

Geeky/Nerdy Enty today?

Why don't we give them a chance and wait till there is a finished product before complaining.

JSierra said...

What the fuck did i just read

FrenchGirl said...

@ian mcgrinty
your idea of Batman is very weird for me


it's probably the weirdest post i read here

Count Jerkula said...

The Riddler is a Batman enemy. It might have saved that one POS batman movie if they had Robin Williams as the Riddler instead of Jim Carrey.

Nancy said...

I hope this is not true.

Unknown said...

Wtf

Betsy said...

Please stop trying to type in Bostonian. You're doing it wrong.

Majik said...

It's gonna be a wicked hahd pissup.

OneGirlRevolution said...

Okay. I was anti-Ben as Batman, but if this is true, I am SO down for this film now. I LOVE Aquaman, lol. Seriously.

OneGirlRevolution said...

And apparently Bryan Cranston is Lex Luther. It just gets better.

rajahcat said...

for realzzzzzz???? That is a scream.

Bacon Ranch said...
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Bacon Ranch said...

Yeah Ent of the day. It's JUST like Good Will Hunting. Aquaman goes into a school after dark and recreates the theory of gravity on a blackboard. Then when the teacher walks in he asks "How about them apples!" (Because Minnie Driver wasn't available)
Then the teacher wonders wtf and Aquaman offers him an apple if he gets him to water asap. He's dunked into the school fountain.

The End.

(TM) BR

auntliddy said...

Ka-pow!!! The bomb damage widens!

Kelly said...

That is not true is it?

OneGirlRevolution said...

@Reno...several geek centric sites (which I may or may not be a member of) are reporting it.

Cranston's deal is reportedly for 6 movies and (get this) Affleck's deal is reportedly for THIRTEEN movies. They must be pretty freaking confident people are going to love him as Batman.

Cindy said...

Sounds more like a Dogma reunion to me.

Kelly Simmons said...

ha! Best post evah!

AKM said...

"Aquaman SUCKS!"

Sherry said...

How come female actors are past their shelf life at 30, but these old geezers are super heroes? Fuck me.

Anonymous said...

Why are people still watching super hero movies?!?!? How are millions of people watching the same shitty movies over and over and over...??

Momster said...

Hopefully Damon won't look like Raj in The Big Bang Theory, when he dressed up like Aquaman for a Halloween contest. My geekiness is showing, lol.

Olive said...

Do. Not. Want.

Pip said...

It's not like Affleck is starring in a Batman movie. Isn't it a Superman movie, and he just plays the role of Batman in it?

MadFacedKid said...

You obviously know nothing about the character.

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