Thursday, September 12, 2013

Blind Item #5

This former B list actor who is probably a C+ list mostly movie actor with A list name recognition thanks to his former wife is a very sore guy this morning. Tuesday night he hired the services of an escort while in Toronto and then tried to get his money back after doing what people do. He reached for her purse and she beat the crap out of him and when he tried to grab her she sprayed him with mace before calling security. They came running and she said she was going to call the police. The hotel and the actor talked her out of it and the actor ended up giving her a huge tip.

31 comments:

ethorne said...

What's up wirh everyone trying to gyp their hookers? There's a hooker rip-off blind every other day now.

Anothergrayhare said...

hahaha -- off to see who's at TIFF here this week. The only name that has been a no show at anything is Meryl Streep, apparently she's under the weather.

Kristin said...

Billy Bob
Parkland for the movie

Vera L- said...

David Arquette?

Renoblondee said...

I'd almost say he deserved that. Maybe he'll think twice next time.

FSP said...

Haha. He got the Sham Wow treatment.

MontanaMarriott said...

Is Ryan Philippe in Toronto this week?

j kav said...

you try to grab my bag and I will kick your ass too. never mess with a woman and her money

Zelda Zonk Garde said...

My first thought but doesn't look it, Reese is there though

ethorne said...

LMAO FSP! You're gonna love my nuts!

Kron Hertz said...

What a cheapskate. I hope he gets blacklisted.

Count Jerkula said...

WTF? If the whore earned her money, be happy she's leavin. What kind of Mickey Mouse bullshit is that?

Musta been an independent, up there to work the clubs and get high dollar tricks. Agency whore, woulda maced him, then sent her driver goon to give him a talkin to.

Tyger Lilly said...

What an idiot... The Sheenis said it best - he doesn't pay a whore for sex, he PAYS THEM TO LEAVE. If he didn't want to pay for it, I'm sure there were plenty of willing actresses in town to nail for free. Plus, did he really think he could strong arm a refund from a whore? This is her business - if she's gotten by this long without a manager then she knows how to collect.

sarah.estell said...

I'm stumped. Both Billy Bob Thornton and David Arquette are at TIFF. They were my 2 guesses.Still going with one of them but have no idea which one.

Count Jerkula said...

If Arquette is at TIFF then it is him. He was probably outrageously loaded, tried to make the grab, cause really, where does he get $$ from, and she threw down. He probably tried to pawn it off as a joke, or pretend he didn't know what was going on, and she hit him with the pepper spray for insulting his intelligence.

Unknown said...

I say this as a sexworker. I will FUCK YOU UP if you fuck with my money. I am the nicest, most tranquil massage therapist you've ever met. My clients think I am a goofy girl with a dog, a few worthless degrees and a set of tits. I have turned completely fucking crazy on clients who have tried not to pay me. Nobody would ever, in a million years, expect me to turn on a client like I have with those who haven't paid. But there's just something so disgusting about ripping off a prostitute.

Notorious W.i.g. said...

So you're telling us you give happy endings? Are you free tomorrow??

auntliddy said...

Thats hilarious, and a lesson to us all. What the hell is he trying get his money back for? When you go shopping and pay for your stuff, do you then try to grab money back? Lol

Unknown said...

@ Notorious - oh sugar, whores are sometimes available but they are never free. :-) I am a massage therapists who provides happy endings but I don't mince words. A whore is a whore is a whore. It's strange though. I am not at all sensitive about the words whore, prostitute, etc. but my clients are super sensitive about those words. Maybe the honesty of our transaction is more terrifying for them than it is for me.

Notorious W.i.g. said...

This is in all seriousness, your honesty is awesome & I like that we have an official CDAN whore. :). We probably have some unofficial too...

Count Jerkula said...

I just want to say that "hobbyist" and "provider" are the most pathetic terms associated with sex work. They are as stale and boner deflating as "penis" and "vagina".

Notorious W.i.g. said...

When I hear hobbyist I think of model cars and knitting and shit.

Folly said...

Tomorrow, are you available tonight?!

Folly said...

The unofficial ones are the ones you need to keep your eye on.

Cee Kay said...

I love having a hooker on the panel. Hope to hear lots of interesting stories from the field, Unknown!

NaughtyNurse said...

Ha! I love this! I hope she left marks that he'll have to explain away.

Unknown said...

This one isn't so interesting but it's been on my mind all week. There's this old Jewish guy who I've been seeing for years. He is 74 years-old and I totally adore him. I sincerely mean that. He is charming, funny and so cute in his own way. We often see each out at cultural events around the city. He's always with his wife. I'm usually alone. (I'm really an 84 year-old Jew. I just look 35.) The last time he was here, he asked me to work on his feet after the massage. He wanted a pedicure. I sat on my floor and worked on his feet while we discussed recent movies we watched and what we were reading. Afterwards, I looked him and said, "Howard, let's get married! I'd be a great wife. I know how to order take-out and my parents live far away." He looked at me with sad eyes and said, "In another lifetime kid, another lifetime." His health isn't all that great. I know when he dies that I won't know for years, if ever. I hate that there are no goodbyes in this business.

And to end on a happy note, he also said to me during our last visit, "Hey Cora, if you ever want to jump on top of my cock and fuck me silly, I'd have no problem with that." I still laugh aloud when I think about him saying that.

Bella Simon said...

HA! Blind of the day! You just don't fuck with sex workers in Toronto. All that Canadian politeness doesn't count for shit if you try to rip 'em off.

Count Jerkula said...

@unknown: Just Rub N Tug?

Jacq said...

Slap! Chop!

Unknown said...

A little more than rub and tug. I am nude and offer mutual massage. But no BJ. No intercourse. Not because I have any moral dilemmas regarding those things. I just don't want to go there with clients. Before any asks, I am NOT hot under any circumstance. I am funny, compassionate, cute and great at what I do but my hot days set with the sun years ago.