Friday, September 13, 2013

Demi Moore Tried Out The Son - Wants To See How Dad Feels

Demi Moore didn't find Harry Morton's sex to be quite as good as she hoped so she is giving his dad a shot in hopes he will be better. Considering the women that Harry Morton has had sex with, I would probably be running too. When you can top off your sexual list with Lindsay Lohan you know you will have sex with anyone. Harry, I do love Pink Taco and go at least once every couple of weeks so don't take this personally and don't water down my tequila but when you cheat on Lindsay Lohan with Paris Hilton people are going to talk.

Anyway, Demi Moore is now dating Peter Morton of Hard Rock Cafe fame. He is also 16 years older than Demi so maybe she thinks its time she be the one in the relationship with all the energy and that middle of the day naps and being home by 10pm are more her speed at this point in life. Demi is only 50 but she has been dating guys who are in their 20's who want to go 24/7 which wasn't a problem when Demi had some chemical help 24/7 but times change.

18 comments:

Notorious W.i.g. said...

Go girl! Pass that shriveled pink taco around!!

Folly said...

Get it Demi! Put that geezer to sleep!

Bells said...

What a whore. Cougar my ass.

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

@Notorious you are bringing the laughs this morning!

Him said...

Dun dun DUNNNN!!

LocaLola said...

It's a gossip blog, ffs! People all'a time just bitching! And people all'a time bitching about people bitching.

Just what do you do in your real lives? Pathetic!

Count Jerkula said...

Demi old and both physically and mentally broke the fuck down. Any time someone is the least lil bit interested in her snatch, she gonna jump their bones, because it is a fleeting few moments when the rest of the world still cares, and she lives for that. Well, that and drugs.

OKay said...

So does this mean Demi's cutting down on the drugs?

Notorious W.i.g. said...

I don't want to live in a world where Demi quits whip-its. :(

Count Jerkula said...

I have heard whip-its make the anal easier to take, but I don't recommend it for ladies. You need to be fully aware of what's going on back there in order to avoid injury.

FrenchGirl said...

Enty seriously is nasty today...Bad day?

Beetlejuice said...

You just don't understand American humor.

DewieTheBear said...

The Hard Rock association would be a deal-breaker for me. Then again, her ex was a part of "Planet Hollywood" *eye roll* so her standards are already dubious.

parissucksliterally said...

I have never stepped foot into a Pink Taco restaurant - I have one down the street. I refuse to eat at a place with such a disgusting name.

Count Jerkula said...

@Parissucksliterally: Well, yer missin out if you've never eaten a ChocoTaco, both figuratively and literally.

Sammy D said...

Shee must has a buckett

JoElla said...

Am I the only one weirded out by this?

She can't even play the 'oh the son and I were just hanging' game. *shudder*

NaughtyNurse said...

I have read elsewhere that this is completely untrue. Time will tell, I guess.

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