Friday, September 13, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

June 29, 2013

This former A list "singer," who later became a reality star and punchline to drinking jokes was at a party last week when she got a little drunk and decided to try and do some twerking. She is aging and not as blessed with the dance moves she once was so then went to a strip tease, but she had so many layers of Spanx and things bound together to keep from splitting that it became laughable at how long it was taking her.

Paula Abdul

18 comments:

Beetlejuice said...

Not
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Duh.

Christopher Cruz said...

Bahahahahaha!!! Straight Up sad!!!

Him said...

Dun dun DUNNNN!!

Seven of Eleven said...

LOL @ Christopher Cruz!

LocaLola said...

No. This is wrong!

Unknown said...

Paula Abdul still denies that she's ever had a problem with drugs of booze.

Burn Book said...

@LocoLola, Enty is NEVER wrong. Shut your face!

LocaLola said...

Speaking of loco...

Jeez, Stan much?

sandybrook said...

Poor lonely Paula so much to offer so little to give it to.

Folly said...

The stans on this site are a bit extreme!

Sammy D said...

Shes allways ben a bit wierd butt tat is kinda of sad. no-thing worser then a ole lady tryeng to gettin down ans flailing.

NomNom83 said...

Is Paula still claiming she has never, ever had a drop of alcohol? I always thought that was such an extreme statement it either had to be completely true or complete bullshit.

AKM said...

I like Paula. Just because she might have gotten "a little drunk" at this party doesn't mean that she's always drunk, nor does it mean that her claims of taking meds for her pain condition as an explanation for her sometimes spacey behavior aren't still true as well.

Count Jerkula said...

At least she has no spouse or children to be tormented as she swirls the bowl. The only ones adversely affected by her impending OD or accidental death are the leaches enabling her so they can keep cashing paychecks.

Unknown said...

Auto - Have you been to the dentist? When I read your posts, in my head it sounds like it. It's like when someone on here had a faulty keyboard & it sounded like they had a lisp. V funny at the time.

FlirtyChick74 said...

I'm more surprised that she wears spanx and several layers at that. Bubble burst.

Scallywag said...

Paula was just on Arsenio. She looked good.

I was waiting for her to sing Cold Hearted.

NaughtyNurse said...

Awww...she seems sweet. At least she's a fun drunk.

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