Saturday, September 14, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

June 25, 2013

According to at least three people who have hooked up with this former A+ list tweener and now an A list celebrity quickly falling I hope to something much lower, he has some crazy hangups when it comes to him getting naked which is surprising because of what he does on a regular basis. Shirt comes off, but not much else and none of them were allowed to touch his nether regions, he only touched theirs.

Justin Bieber

29 comments:

ladybaus said...

lol

Unknown said...

Must have a teeny little peanut.

angie said...

He may be afraid of catching a gift that keeps on giving from them, a legit concern if that's the case.

Now! said...

Sounds like a good way to avoid paternity suits.

Seven of Eleven said...

I don't ever in my life again want to read about Justin Bieber touching a girl's "nether regions".

angie said...

Ha @ Nutty, that too.

Count Jerkula said...

Any one else thinking of him giggling like a school girl as he pokes a pussy with his finger, then pulls it back really quick?



Count Jerkula said...

Driving the dirt road is how they avoid paternity suits, Nutty. Just ask Kobe.

NaughtyNurse said...

This guy"s got issues.

Unknown said...

LOL. JB is afraid that the girls would laugh at his tiny inconsequential smickle.

Veech said...

This is somewhat fascinating, from a psychological stand point. Or maybe he's just smooth like Ken.

Meanie Rhysie said...

I refuse to think about Beiber's nether regions! REFUSE!!!

Notorious W.i.g. said...

I knew he was a girl! He doesn't want anyone discovering all he has in his diaper pants is a roll of quarters.

Harry Knuckles said...

I don't really get what the blind is saying. In the 1st sentence it says "hooked up" which implies full on sex but in the last sentence it says "Shirt comes off, but not much else". Does Lil Shithead leave his panties on and slide them to the side? No penetration at all? I'm perplexed.

Trashaddict said...

Does anyone wonder if he was ever molested?

Brian said...

Microphallus

http://emedicine.medscape.com/article/923178-overview

Maybe he can become the poster-child for this horrible affliction and start an annual Jerry Lewis-style fundraiser. He can have the fundraiser on the Winter Solstice which is the shortest day of the year.

Worstcompanytoworkfor said...

I don't think he likes being touched. He was on the view once and almost had a heart attack when Joy touched his hair.

Maybe a little OCD.

audrey said...

Maybe he was on the mend from a dose of the clap. Not that I want to stand up for the guy...but it does happen.

Count Jerkula said...

@Trashaddict: I always assumed he was, especially since he was always dressed up as if he just walked out of a gay pedophile's wet dream.

Being molested is no excuse for that music though.

hothotheat said...

I think his super religious mother has something to do with his attitude towards sex. He's liberal in every way except about abortion. That's her work.

Also, about his not liking to be touched.....he's been a teen idol since he was pretty young and maybe he's tired of people just coming up and grabbing him. Perfectly understandable.

Now his awful music......that's another story.

Tru Leigh said...

He only has one testicle, so there's that. Plus prolly a micro-peen.

LottaColada said...

Lmao, just like in Boys Don't Cry.

eris hilton said...

I blame the religious upbringing. That'll mess you up.

Christopher Cruz said...

+1 Ew.

MadLyb said...

You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind (just off of balconys)
You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
And you don't pull off Bieber's diaper pants.

SophiaB said...

Internet comment of the day. Extra points for creativity!!

SophiaB said...

You GO girl!!

Nothanksdarlin said...

Notorious and Lotta, exactly what I was thinking too

Jenn said...

He's a sexless android sent from Canada. (He runs on maple syrup and marijuana). He's the Beliebinator!!!

Oh, and he's the new Robin my nerdy ASS!

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