Friday, September 13, 2013

Random Photos Part Six

Ray Dolby - RIP

Ben Affleck's Batman is going to be a "weary Batman." Better than a singing telegram Batman I guess.
Bethenny Frankel on her way out o court after going to face with Jason Hoppy.
The last time I had Brigitte Nielsen in the photos she was passed out drunk in a park.
Bar Refaeli is a furry. Just thought you would like to know.
Bella Thorne and
The Backstreet Boys at the same party.
At a different party were Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper.
Cameron Diaz takes a break after a workout.

39 comments:

skimpymist said...

Did Bar twerk like miley. I would watch that.
Bella thorne looks like she's in her early twenties. There's no way she's a teen.

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

@count this looks rough, buddy!

LocaLola said...

This is a gossip blog, ffs! People all'a time bitching about people all'a time bitching. *L*

LocaLola said...

This is a gossip blog, ffs! People all'a time bitching about people all'a time bitching. *L*

LocaLola said...

This is a gossip blog, ffs! People all'a time bitching about people all'a time bitching. *L*

LocaLola said...

This is a gossip blog, ffs! People all'a time bitching about people all'a time bitching. *L*

LocaLola said...

This is a gossip blog, ffs! People all'a time bitching about people all'a time bitching. *L*

LocaLola said...

This is a gossip blog, ffs! People all'a time bitching about people all'a time bitching. *L*

LocaLola said...

This is a gossip blog, ffs! People all'a time bitching about people all'a time bitching. *L*

LocaLola said...

This is a gossip blog, ffs! People all'a time bitching about people all'a time bitching. *L*

LocaLola said...

This is a gossip blog, ffs! People all'a time bitching about people all'a time bitching. *L*

LocaLola said...

This is a gossip blog, ffs! People all'a time bitching about people all'a time bitching. *L*

Count Jerkula said...

Bar: She can keep that outfit on, but must be full nude underneath. Lots of making out and groping through that soft, loose fitting fabric. It is loose enough that it can be bunched up to allow for anything to be touched. I would grind against the fun stuff while laying there caressing her. When the time was right, I would start going down on her through it, before tearing a hole in it with my teeth, and unwrapping what is sure to be a wonderful present. In this situation, she would get bonus points, if she is actually furry.

Cameron - Ugh. I couldn't even get into mind fucking her, because her damage is sad. Most likely just give her some sweet loving. No special pampering though, because then it would be harder to get rid of her. Just good clean fun, then a little cuddle and some advice afterwards.

Frankel - I'd try to talk her into just blowing me, so I wouldn't have to see her naked.

I'd rather fellate one of them dogs than bone Bridgitte.

If Thorne was legal in my state, she woulda been #2. Next month.

Barton Fink said...

Watching Bethenny and Jason was a soul-crushing experience. She is so horrible. Every time he gave her the benefit of the doubt, he was making a mistake. She was pure evil from the start. She is her father reborn, with an eating disorder, without the charm. Ugh.

The Real Dragon said...

Ben looks like he has boobies.

mistang said...

@Count - Have you ever thought about writing a book on the apparent damage and diagnosis of the Hollywood celebrities' sex lives and then the things you would do based on that diagnosis? You're quite detailed.

VanityAcefake said...

@Count - you make being a furry sound almost sexy.

Serendippity do dah said...

Ben seems to look depressed and/or hungover.

Serendippity do dah said...

She is turbo-cunt. (Thanks to Libby for the useful phrase).

Jason Blue Eyes said...

@Loca - Um...what kind of blog is this again? I need to know.

Thanksies.

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LocaLola said...

@JBE Since you asked so nicely, I will remind you~

It's a gossip blog, ffs!

You're welcomesies!

ReallyDonna said...

The Andies are haught

Count Jerkula said...

@Mistang: That kind of thing would be sketchy to do without a contract to do it. With out proof of it being an assignment, what the hell would happen to me if for some reason the government got hold of my laptop and their were 250pgs of me talking about the vile acts I would do to celebs? Name in the paper and all over the net, plus time and money wasted on psych evals and legal fees. I've spent enough money on psych evals and legal fees in my day.

This stuff I write is just off the top of my head. It isn't like I have a bunch of material stacked up. I put myself "in the moment" and ask myself questions. If I have the answers, I create a hypothesis and paint a scene. If I don't have the answers, I post the questions, like in that Sarah Gilbert thread today.

@PixieVintage: Playing dress up is always fun. Nothing wrong with Furries.

Plushies are damaged degenerate wack jobs. Buying My Little Pony dolls w/ vaginas built into them? Throw em all in a hole, pour on some gas, light a match, then dance to the music of their screams. Useless humans.

Re "turbo-cunt": Good one, Libby, you saucy betch.

megan00m said...

They talk about "who" YOU might be in the comnents! You're on the other side of blog now, weirdly I feel proud of u...like the force is strong with you.. ..lol

http://gawker.com/watch-perez-hilton-get-cursed-out-to-his-face-on-a-loop-1302299027

Count Jerkula said...

Thanks, Megan00m. For the link and for being proud of me.

I think some people here either asked me if I was that guy or said I post/sound like him. I have been asked in emails if I am certain people. I got a broad in another comment section on here tellin me I'm Enty.

I'm just a random asshole. Damaged, pervy and under employed. It is cool though that some people enjoy my nonsense so much that they don't believe I'm a regular schmuck.


megan00m said...

mysterious cloak & dagger image, is the bonus I guess :)

Count Jerkula said...

If there is one thing betches hate, it is not knowin.

megan00m said...

Lol. Never truer words spoken. :)

VanityAcefake said...

@Count - my Master likes to dress me up but he said no Furries.

Anonymous said...

In other news: Kim Kuntrashian hates being a mum and Goopy enjoys Big Macs. I think I just saw a tumbleweed roll over this site.

Anonymous said...

Geez, this is a virtual ghost town. Back to my vodka, Melvins record and Margaret Atwood.
See you round like a rissole!

tookiesmum said...

@Count, I can honestly say I come here more for your comments than anything else. I like your style even though you scare me a little, lol.

Anonymous said...

tookies: come (or cum) to the dark side. It's so much fun!

Count Jerkula said...

@PixieVintage: Diff'rent strokes fer diff'rent folks. I hate seeing chicks in clam diggers. Get a goddam pair of shorts, or a whole pair of pants.

If I could trouble you: Please give a description of one of you Master's favorite outfits to dress you up in.

@Tookiesmum: Thank you. And believe me, I have stumbled across stuff I've written here and at other places, and I've scared me too. "Holy shit! WTF was I thinking?" has run through my head many times.

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Count Jerkula said...

@pixie: Thank you for your reply.

Does your Master have a special name for you or he just calls you "Slave"?

How long have you been in the lifestyle?

I've seen on Kink.com's The Training of O a piece of heavy chain with a lock used as a starter collar, do people in the lifestyle actually do that, or is it just for show in their scenes?

Is that specifically Corset Training you are doing, or it is part of what your Master requires during generally lifestyle training?

You don't have to be polite to me, you can just ignore these questions if they are too much trouble.

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Bebedog said...

The amount of hate I have for Bethany frankel is becoming unrational. She just needs to get the fuck out of the spotlight.

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