Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Gucci Mane Has Had Sex With Everyone- Might Be HIV+

I hope if you did have sex with Gucci Mane that you used protection. Yesterday it was alleged by Tyga that Gucci is HIV+ and the only people who have sex with Gucci are idiots. You just know that the company Gucci is loving this Gucci Mane scandal right now and having their name associated with all of this.

It all started when Gucci got drunk or bored and started Tweeting names of people he has had sex with. He only listed the famous ones and started with Nicki Minaj and said they used to have sex and he would pay her $60 each time. Yeah, this was while she was trying to get famous and Gucci took advantage of her. He also said she was in lots of threesomes with Gucci.

He had sex with Kelly Rowland.

He had sex with Ciara while she was dating 50 Cent.

He had sex with Fantasia. Let me take that back. What he said was that Fantasia performed oral on several people at one time and he was one of them.

He saved the best for last though when he said that Tyga's baby mama was Gucci's preferred sex partner and the things she used to do for Gucci and how Gucci would bring her lots of men to have sex with and it went on and on.

Tyga then said Gucci is HIV+ and the only sex he gets is in his mind because of his diagnosis. If you want to be known as the person who had sex with the guy who has an ice cream cone tattooed on his face you need to get some help. I wish all celebrities talked like this.




57 comments:

Pip said...

This dude is fug.

Folly said...

Selena Gomez better get herself tested.

HannahBanana said...

He is scaryyyy. Wasn't there a rumor recently that he hooked up w/ Selena Gomez? Yikes.

Kels said...

He and fantasia kind of look alike so thats weird.

Kels said...

And it is hilarious that all you guys seem to know about him is that he fucked Selena Gomez.

wanton said...

Hopefully she's passed it on to Bieber!

Pip said...

I know that he makes shitty music and is fug too.

wanton said...

hahahahahahaha

Beetlejuice said...

Only Ent would be able to decipher his tweets.

Clubber Wang said...

He looks like he just climbed down from the trees

Folly said...

@Kels, Why don't you share what you know about him?

Beetlejuice said...

I didn't even know he fucked Selena. I only know that his music makes my ears bleed.

Pip said...

Wtf, Wang? Ass.

wanton said...

Me Chinese. Me play joke. Me put pee pee in your coke.

rajahcat said...

so this is what is takes to make it in the music industry?????????

Pip said...

Folly, he makes crappy music. He was also arrested on a murder charge (later dropped), and has been arrested numerous times for assault and battery, and assault with a deadly weapon. He's a real winner.

witchingmetal said...

if u fuck a nigger with an icecream cone on his face u deserve the AIDs

Folly said...

Thanks Pip. I was really hoping Kels would enlighten us with her knowledge of this fool.

ethorne said...

That ice cream cone would be really tacky without the red lightning bolts. They class the whole thing up.

Kels said...

I mean do you want me to type all his lyrics out here? Some more stories about his days in ATL? Something about Waka? Deb Atney? I can go on.

Kels said...

@Folly why so much snark? Chill out.

Beetlejuice said...

Please don't

Beetlejuice said...

Kels, maybe you need to chill out. There wasn't anything snarky about Folly's comment.

Beetlejuice said...

I wonder if he's had relations with JoJo.

Count Jerkula said...

He didn't take advantage of Nicki Minaj. That whore kept coming back for another $ 60, right? She could gotten more hookin on Backpage, but instead she happily kept taking $60 from this guy. Takingadvantage is Bynes getting passed around to her dudes friends . Taking advantage is telling a braod you love her while you are cleaning out her bank acct. An exchange of cash for services between 2 consenting adults is not taking advantage.

Whoever owns this site should start laying off the MANsogynist twunts they got writing these stories. You would actuay be better off just reposting blinds from 2009, and just let us talk amongst ourselves.

Meanie Rhysie said...
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Meanie Rhysie said...

Hmmmm...murder charge dropped, assault and battery. I'm sure he's just misunderstood like Charlie Sheen and Alec Baldwin.

amused bush said...

@count, per usual, I like your style.

DewieTheBear said...

No idea who this guy is and judging by his fugly mug and personal bio, I'm a better person for not knowing.

Eros said...

So at some point in time i gather that this dude was high as a kite , had the munchies and said, 'I love ice cream so much, im going to tattoo a big ass ice cream cone on my cheek!' Lol!!

Why would anyone in their right mind, especially a hetero male want large balls that close to their mouth, is what i want to know.

Its a leetle homo erotic..

Anonymous said...

I had no idea who the fuck this was, but I have seen that dodgy arse tatt before. I have friends with face ink. They're musicians/artists/tattoo artists/self employed. But who the fuck gets an ice cream cone inked on their face & think they look hard arse?

LottaColada said...

I never thought I'd see an ice cream cone I wouldn't want to lick. *Gag*

Anonymous said...

His name reminds me of a well dressed horse.

Count Jerkula said...

Thank you V.

I understand reality is like kryptonite to a man hating Fugazi Enty, but I'm going to keep doling it out when it needs to be done.

Anonymous said...

All of this is so surprising. He looks like such a wholesome gentleman.

wanton said...

Your name reminds me of someone getting pegged.

Anonymous said...

Ummmm, yeah wanton, that was kinda the point. It was a play on words. Keep up the good work. You're no Poirot, but keep trying! Xx

Anonymous said...

Never thought I'd see the day when ice cream cones and lightening bolts cross paths. He is so innovative.

I think I want AIDS.

OOOPS, I mean, I think I'm in love.

Tehehehe

wanton said...

But I don't drink wine.

Anothergrayhare said...

Never heard of him. And the racist troll should STFU.

skimpymist said...

Racist pig, get out of here no one has time for any of your ignorant comments @witch. Some people do anything for attention.

auntliddy said...

He's gross, and looks diseased. Who the hell would have sex with him???????

P. said...

best thing gucci mane has ever accomplished

(yes i know it's probably fake but a girl can dream...)

jgirl828 said...

Not surprised that Gucci had sex with Blac Chyna (Tyga's baby mama)

Seven of Eleven said...

@ethorne, YES! It's the perfect touch!

This whole story.

BitsofMoxy said...

So Enty says Everyone had sex with Gucci, but I didn't.
But he continues that "everyone" are idiots.

I just can't with this bad Enty anymore, I just can't.

Better off reading Goop, at least there the spelling is correct, and sentences are coherent.

Discobitch said...

It looks like a stubby penis shooting out red love juice ewwwww :/

Unknown said...

He didn't sleep with Selena Gomez.

Anonymous said...

Ahh so juvenile but yet so funny

Bacon Ranch said...

Good to know you are following the sex lives of girls young enough to be your daughter, ian.

Rach - you really need to stop reaching. Classic case of 'trying too hard'.

If he knew he was infected and had unprotected sex, he should be charged with attempted murder.
End of story.

delete account said...

ROTFL!!!!!

Ruby Red said...

Who is this guy though? Seriously.

Worstcompanytoworkfor said...

yea like Kelly Rowland would have sex with him. not..he is lying

di butler said...

Gucci has always been a hot mess, I remember seeing him t a club in ATL, 12 yrs ago, I guess? Fucked up, and that chick Ws working a tuck game, that was all over him.

Theresa said...

Brrrr

Sian said...

WHO WOULD HAVE EX WITH SOMEONE THAT HAD A TATTOO OF AN ICE CREAM ON THEIR FACE

Count Jerkula said...

@Sian: A ho in need of $60.

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