Thursday, September 12, 2013

Blind Item #7

This B- list mostly movie actor is an Academy Award winner and multiple nominee. Sometimes you kind of forget that about this guy. Anyway he was at lunch the other day with a woman in her teens or barely out of them which would make her almost a quarter of his age. A producer walked up to the actor and the actor introduced the woman as his niece. The producer then asked the actor how many nieces he had and also mentioned that he had also hired the "niece" a few weeks earlier.

33 comments:

Tyger Lilly said...

Zzzzzz.... Wha? Huh?

This is supposed to be shocking in Hollywood?

Tori said...

The age makes me think Jack Nicholson.

sandybrook said...
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Count Jerkula said...

Hot! Nothin wrong with payin for some time with a fountain of youth.

Like I said, a high end TER, like $1000/month fee, would be a lucrative endeavor. Make a mobile app for it, and the 1% could have the time of their lives at their finger tips.

sandybrook said...

Warren Beatty

sandybrook said...

I know the rating doesn't fit but academy Awardwinners and multiple nominies are A misters.

sandybrook said...

*A listers*

Harry Knuckles said...

Count, can you explain this further, inclding what a TER is (I know it's a hooker, but what does TER stand for)?

Peggy Too said...
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sarah.estell said...

Folks, someone "barely out of her teens" and the actor is twice her age. We are looking for a 40 year old. I'm guessing Adrian Brody.

ms snarky said...

the blind says the girl is a quarter of his age. That means if she's 20, he's 80.

jodi benton said...

Brody isn't a multiple nominee.

ms snarky said...

Broday also isn't in his 70s.

ms snarky said...

*Brody. My fingers, they have their own language.

Rosemary Young said...

Warren Beatty is a good guess (actor/director, aged, multiple Oscar nominee). Although IMO he qualifies for "permanent A-list."

Tina Mallette said...

Brody dates women just a bit older, he's been linked to a much older woman who is married to one of the richest guys in the world, doubt the husband cares he is calling Count Jerkula's escort service Italian equivalent

Kristin said...

Tommy Lee Jones

Cara said...

has James Woods won an Oscar?

Count Jerkula said...

@Harry:

Fountain Of Youth = Barely legal vagina. "You are only as old as the person you're fucking"

TER = TheEroticReview.com, an escort review site. I think a high end one targeting rich dudes reviewing yacht girls, models, aspiring starlets, high end hookers would be a good idea. Make it an outrageously high monthly membership fee to make it exclusive. Plus, you do the recurring billing, so maybe some dude forgets to cancel and you keep getting that $1k each month.

Count Jerkula said...

Another thing, there would be a groupie review section for athletes and musicians.

"Why risk an opportunistic ho from the club crying rape? Check out the Groupie Boards to find some sweet luvin on you next road trip."

sandybrook said...

@Rosemary underneath my guess in another comment I said multiple nominees and award winners aren't B listers they are A listers. I'm sticking with Warren Beatty because the ratings here recently are ridiculous.

Harry Knuckles said...

Count, got it, thanks.

Zelda Zonk Garde said...

I'm looking at winners with multiple noms who are older, and my random guess is Geoffrey Rush who won for Shine and was nominated 3 other times

Mark said...

I'd love this to be George Kennedy, but I'm going with Alan Arkin.

Kristin said...

Richard Dreyfus

auntliddy said...

Happy and married at least 15 years.

auntliddy said...

Idk, if i were a old man or woman, having this young person around wld only remind me of what Im not. Young.

SueRH said...

Was her name Vivian?

Publicus said...

The Erotic Review - the whoremonger's playbill. Word

Borg Queen said...

@ Count - I am turning 40 tomorrow and my husband is 36. You have brighten up my day with this

"You are only as old as the person you're fucking"

This will be my new mantra. :)

Count Jerkula said...

40 a tough one on dudes, too. Don't sweat it. Get liquored up and make that whipper snapper take care of biddness.

ureallyannoyme said...

Christopher Plummer? 83, 2 AA nominations, 1 win.

He's married according to wiki. Blind doesn't mention marital status one way or another.

em g said...

Nic Cage?