Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

May 17, 2013

"I love hanging out with ___________ (A list celebrity/athlete who everyone in the world knows) because when he is around I get some great p**sy. Really classy stuff, unlike what I usually get from my groupies. He and I have shared a lot over the years." B+ list singer with A list name recognition talking about how he can't wait to see the A list celebrity this weekend.

Tiger Woods/Kid Rock

32 comments:

Glitter said...

Tiger's pieces are classy?

VIPblonde said...

Ew

MontanaMarriott said...

"Shared alot"?!?!
3sum anyone?!?!

I can't even imagine those two as friends let alone sharing a hoe.

Sugar said...

There are so many things wrong about this I don't even know where to begin.
The Tiger Bunch

Kari said...

Bobby must have some really un-classy groupies then.

NomNom83 said...

I can't even picture these two riding an elevator together, let alone hanging out. What?! How?! Huh?!

JoElla said...

I have to be honest.. this made me giggle.

Oh Kid... what to do with you?!

Renoblondee said...

+1 @JoElla

Count Jerkula said...

If Tiger had a brain in his head, he would find a backer and be ready to purchase the Playboy franchise when Hef dies. Everyone knows you are a creep dude, just embrace it and monetize it. Tiger could take Playboy back to being a lifestyle, not a worthless softcore porn rag.

Count Jerkula said...

I think by "classy" Kid Rock means "recently bathed".

auntliddy said...

Count, lol, good one. But these women are pros, and i wld be worried about disease since they have multiple partners, not cos they dirty.

sandybrook said...

Lol@Count . Tigers groupies are whores and waitresses at Perkins and Hooters. Kid Rock at least gets the typical rock show strippers and sluts.

Kari said...

hahahahahaha

AthleteKitty said...

Gross!

Tigercat said...

10 snark points @sandybrook! Tee. Hee. Hee!

Barton Fink said...

Remember the meth-fueled Scott from Creed doing groupies simultaneously with Kid Rock? That was gross. It's all gross. But go for it, kids, if that's what makes y'all happy.

Karen said...

Yes Kid Rock... sleeping with women who arent related to you probably is a lot classier.

Moriah said...

Poor ugly dudes can't get good pussy without having a bunch of money. So sad.

LetLoveRule said...

I LOL'd at this as much as you guys! Elin was the only one with any class, and there's no way she'd let Kid put a filthy hand on her.

PotPourri said...

Tiger's gals are country club status and Kid Rock's are Rock Club status.

Golfer1972 said...

None of the women Tiger was with were hot at all. The ex Elin is superhot!!!

Golfer1972 said...

None of the women Tiger was with were hot at all. The ex Elin is superhot!!!

Freya said...

Ugh... Kid Rock's groupies must have looked like the thing from Lord of the Rings who was always looking for the "precious."

Count Jerkula said...

@Golfer: You only saw the attention whores who ran their mouths. I'm sure there are plenty of hot ones smart enough to stay under the radar.

Rach Around said...

VIP: I'm with you. It's like there's a party in my mouth, and everyone is throwing up

Burnt Crepes said...

Well, I guess when youre from Detroit, Tiger's leftovers are classy in comparison.
Smdfh at why Skid Cock and M&Ms still live there. I'm from Cincinnati but left it twenty years ago and though I still love the town there aint noooooo way I'm living in the long-troubled Rust Belt ever again. Not even if you paid me.

fordellcastle said...

Evidently neither of them objects to having sloppy seconds.

Cee Kay said...

Well, Kid Rock WAS married to Pam Anderson for 37 seconds. So that's the level he's used to...

The Know-It-All said...

http://www.tigerwoodsfoundation.org/news/article/2013052048088320/tiger_jam/

Tiger had an event in Vegas that weekend at Mandalay Bay. Kid Rock performed. There was a charity poker tournament with celebs, hot women, and rich folks.

clearly4you said...

I'm surprised...last I heard Kid was in a serious relationship with a non-celebrity (forget her name) and that he doesn't cheat on his significant others. Which by the way, I have had a crush on Kid since late 90s/early 2000...maybe I still have a chance. I saw him in concert last month and a roadie approached me and my friend and said he was going to get us backstage after the concert. Didn't happen, I was so bummed :(

SingBlue said...

None of the women Tiger was busted for were any great catch, but I think people forget that, you know, he probably boned 100s down the years, and chances are some were compensated enough to keep their gobs shut or risk damaging their "bookability".

It was the bargain basement lot that blew Tiger up - he'd been doing it for years till he suddenly got a taste for the cheap stuff.

Kathleen said...

I just can't imagine Kid Rock properly saying "He and I."