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Blind Items Revealed

March 14, 2013

This just about A list mostly movie actress who got her fame on television for one specific role fired a nanny earlier this week because the nanny was watching a television show that our actress found offensive and started screaming about how much she hated it and that no one was allowed to watch the show in her house and then proceeded to fire the nanny while spittle was flying out of her mouth. The show is a middling almost network hit.

Sarah Jessica Parker

32 comments:

VIPblonde said...

Nailed it

Renoblondee said...

Damn, I thought she was pretty mellow. But why was the nanny watching tv? Shouldn't she be taking care of kids?

Seachica said...

Well done, VIP.

ladybaus said...

I hope it wasn't over that Carrie Diaries show---if so that would be really pretentious

sandybrook said...

Maybe she was watching Freaks and Geeks

VIPblonde said...

@derek It was!!

Simon said...

@derek, wow, by the description of the show sure sounds like Carrie diaries! That's way too funny..

L said...

Defo Carrie's diaries..

LottaColada said...

I'll consider this an almost reveal until we know what show she found offensive.

Sugar said...

Those twins of SJP's are so freakin adorable!

Simon said...

@vip, you are the best!

Katie said...

second

Jason said...

I thought it was Mr. Ed

JoElla said...

This bums me out. I wanted her to be, well.. I guess normal.

But it would be funny to see totally in meltdown mode with spittle flying about.

plokzy said...

Geez. Give the horse a carrot.

Pip said...

If the nanny lives in the home, she may have been watching it while not on the clock.

lazyday603 said...

I'm surprised she doesn't own a piece of The Carrie Diaries. They could have made her an executive producer to be there for promotional events.

Brian Brown said...

What a horse-faced cunt.

nurysp said...

carries diaries?

i die i die i die if thats the show
shes bonkers

Anonymous said...

Geez SJP, say it! Don't spray it! Someone must've left the bridle in her mouth.

Krissie said...

The kids were probably attached to that nanny; the nanny was probably around more than their parents. I bet they were incredibly upset when she left. Very selfish of SJP.

8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob said...

Was the kid watching the Grand National?

Anonymous said...

Jason : Hello Wilbur!

Anonymous said...

SJP : always makes me think of Uncle Buck
rat gnaw it off your face

SeƱior Seamhead said...

Sure it wasn't Square Pegs?

lallaloolly said...

i'm sorry, but, "why was the nanny watching television, shouldn't she be watching the kids?" i guess because nannies don't get breaks, and kids don't go to school and/or preschool, and heaven forbid kids have any alone time in their own house to play in their rooms or read a book or take a nap, or maybe even go to bed at night?

Renoblondee said...

^Well excuse the fuck outta me then.

Anonymous said...

Goddammit Carrie.....

U r supposed to b care free!

SMH...

The illusion is forever broken! I can never see Carrie Bradshaw as a tortured free spirit again.

(Sigh)

Sherry said...

Whadda bitch! Jeebus if the nanny wants to watch Sex and the City go with it twunt.

Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha

Henriette said...

Lainey is always insinuating SJP is a coke head and extremely insecure about her husband.

I can see her losing it because she thinks she's the only one who can play Carrie Bradshaw.

Cary Gaul said...

PONIES

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