Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Blind Item #9

This former A+list mostly movie actor is now an A lister. Probably always will be despite being an a-hole. Anyway he has this creepy thing where h likes to dress as Satan and roleplay with the teenagers and porn stars he brings home.

28 comments:

sandybrook said...

Mel

Unknown said...

Mel is kind of a religious zealot and might like to incorporate satan/god roleplaying in his sexual hijinx.

SueRH said...

That is so weird, particularly if it's Mel.

Count Jerkula said...

Penn.

And that is a hot roleplay. I imagine cocaine is involved, making it much more real.

LoMo said...

With a cape and stuff? :D I luv that!!!

Renoblondee said...

Creepy.

MontanaMarriott said...

Carlos Estevez loves teenagers and porn stars. Got my vote lol

Tru Leigh said...

I thought Nicholson.

Kristin Wigs said...

Nic Cage

Marieeee said...

Oh

AKM said...

I find this hilarious, not hot. Mostly because I keep picturing Jason Sudeikis or Jon Lovitz as Satan.

PotPourri said...

AKM, do not forget Kids in the Hall Satan...Mark McKinney!

Honestly, I don't think it's Mel. I think it is Sean Penn.

Eros said...

Mel Gibson is A list now? Nahhh, but bad guesses are better than no guesses. Cuz i got nothin.

Unknown said...

Enty has commented that like it or not Mel is forever A given his career.

Unknown said...

With Mel's dad having his own church, it would make sense he'd have "issues" about religion.

Sugar said...

did somebody say SATAN??

8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob said...

I don't see anything wrong disguising as Satan. Some people disguise as nurses, cops or something like that. The main issue in the BI is that he takes teens (lucky dude) and pornstars (lucky dude too if he takes care of his cock) to fuck in his house.

JoElla said...

A-hole?! whenever I see that, it always cracks me up!

I'm getting the Alec Baldwin vibe from this.

Poni-Tayl said...

Sean Penn
Actor, Director, Producer, Writer, & A$$hole

Freya said...

Mel

Freya said...

Mel Gibson. He was in "Machete Kills."

JSierra said...

Am I the only one who imagined Mel's face on the body of the old man dressed as the devil from Hocus Pocus?

auntliddy said...

Creepy. If i had teenaged daughter in hollywood or environs, id have her lojacked!!

Unknown said...

The church is Mel's & is supposedly dedicated to his mother. Almost all the land Mad Mel owns in Malibu is owned by the A.P.Reilly Foundation, which is the maiden name of Mel's mom.

mistang said...

I totally used to have the hots for Jack Nicholson especially during the Witches of Eastwick movie. I can imagine him playing that role again. It was kinda sexy to me.

But I wouldn't think he is A list, prob forever A+. I would think Penn is A+ as well. I wouldn't say Sheen is mostly movie. I'll agree with Mel cause I can't think of anyone better.

Alexa Rose said...

Sean Penn seems douchey enough to actually do this.

Eros said...

Really? Well thanks for the info. I dont agree with enty on that one though. I think mel is an A on name recognition though. Hes not done anything recently i dont think...

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Can't see it being Nicholson. If anything, Satan dresses up as Nicholson when he wants to get his freak on!

Advertisements

Popular Posts from the last 30 days