Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Mischa Barton Got A Kneepads Cover

I don't know who Mischa Barton slept with in the past few weeks or why I had a dream last night that Lou Diamond Phillips was my landlord but one thing is certain. Well two things. One is that I need to stop eating really spicy food before I go to sleep and the other is that somehow Mischa ended up on the cover of Kneepads. Within the same month, Meg Ryan and Mischa Barton have turned up on covers of the magazine. If they thought the Meg Ryan cover sales were disappointing they are going to hate the numbers from this Mischa one.

Does the average person even known who Mischa Barton is? One soap-esque drama that ended over a decade ago does not exactly make you a household name. Yes, in the daily gossip world it makes you a name but go ask your neighbor who doesn't read blogs or go tabloid surfing through the day and ask them about Mischa and they will have a blank stare. She has been in several direct to cable and DVD movies; done some low rent modeling; opened a clothing store that is struggling so much that she is selling off her one asset - her house; had a show taken off the air faster than Lucky Seven; and gone through more boyfriends in a year than most people do in a lifetime.

This is the person you are giving a cover too? She is kind of special to me because of the journey I have watched her take and I am interested to know more about the dental procedure (she now says it was all because of bullying over body weight) that sent her to a psychiatric hospital but does anyone in the world really care? A cover? Of People? Seriously?

38 comments:

Kristin Wigs said...

Do Mischa and Meg Ryan share a publicist? Next week Fran Drescher!

Meanie Rhysie said...

This Enty cares. lol

She has sad eyes. :/

Unknown said...

dental procedure that led to psych hospital? Is that a typo?

Wasn't she in Sixth Sense?

Now! said...

Huvane is Ryan's publicist, not sure about Mischa.

Turns out Ryan's cover was a stalking horse for her demanded-by-no-one comeback on some new TV series.

Renoblondee said...

I have never seen her in anything ever.

Kristin Wigs said...

I suppose she needs to do press for the highly anticipated "Zombie Killers: Elephant's Graveyard." I wish I made that title up. Sigh.

Star said...

She used to be really popular in indie films when she was younger. I saw a lot of them. Then she did the OC after that didnt she date Kid cuddi or however you spell his name and the drug use led to her pychiatric breakdown. He's ruined so many girls why isnt he called out more?

amused bush said...

Star, she dated Cisco Adler. Kid Cudi dated Amanda Bynes.

Now! said...

What's with the Greg Louganis story on the cover, too? Hasn't he dropped off the face of the Earth?

Brian Brown said...

Does the average person even known who Mischa Barton is?

No.

I have no idea who she is.

Marieeee said...

The beginning of this post sounds like the OG Enty :)

H888FUL said...

I know who she is, mainly because I cannot understand how someone so unattractive got so famous and was lauded as this great beauty and fashion icon. She has the most unfortunate body shape, nasty, stringy hair, and a really ugly face. Her hair color is bland, her skin tone isn't attractive, she doesn't have one redeeming quality about her and her fashion sense is HORRIBLE. I watched some British lady interview her (Fern or something I think it was) and she was a terrible person! Too bad she's on the cover of a magazine....she needed to stay away.

Star said...

Ok I think I got them confused but they did the same thing right? they're known for dating the hollywood starlets and getting them hooked on drugs right?

amused bush said...

Nutty, hush now! Greg Louganis = one of the greatest Olympians ever! I would much rather read about him over Mischa Barton. FYI - he is now a diving coach.

amused bush said...

Star, did they date starlets yes, but unless they were forcibly shoving drugs into them, getting them hooked is debatable ;)

Kimstyle said...

The OC ended in 2007?! Does this Enty know that a decade is 10 years?

Anonymous said...

@MelOncoly: she does have sad eyes. And she seems much older than 27. It's like Hollywood sucked her soul.

Meanie Rhysie said...

What's a'matter, H8ter...someone piss in your Hate-o's?

Meanie Rhysie said...

I can't believe she's only 27...

Unknown said...

I would've thought that the sales for Meg Ryan's issue would have been pretty good- she was America's sweetheart before affair and bad plastic surgery.

ladybaus said...

I saw the Fern Cotton interview and yeah she is a space cadet. I always found her kinda fascinating and I think she is beautiful. I would read this over Meg Ryan but I guess its more my demographic. Besides Enty---you reveal blinds about her every other week that are quite scandalous--so how can you say she is boring etc? Good enough for this site but not People Magazine? Makes one think....

ladybaus said...

p.s. also way more interesting than a Kardashian, anyone on ABCS Bachelor, Miley etc.

jadetoo said...

The only thing that looks interesting on that cover is Greg Louganis. You go, boy! :)

Barton Fink said...

I want to hate on Mischa, but she has such a beautiful last name, and she did gift us all with that photograph of her sitting next to Kanye. That was a classic.

H888FUL said...

Barton Fink, I just googled them and what's so great about that pic? She looks like she's been in a car wreck because her arms and legs are all askew. I have never seen ONE picture of her that makes her look even slightly attractive and her clothing choices make her look like a drunk retard. Now that she packed on the lbs she is even worse looking, it's astonishing because who knew she could get uglier?

Just LOOK at this!

http://www.denimblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/mischa-barton-yellow-jeans.jpeg

http://www.corinnesays.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Mischa_Barton_Leav_1712300a.jpg

Hideous!

H888FUL said...

Meloncholy, nah I just have certain celebs that I have an insane hatred for and this ugly assed bitch is one of them. It's like we're all being scammed, they are trying to sell us a silk purse but it's actually a dog turd. And we all know you can't polish a turd and this turd needed to stay in the sewers where it belongs!

Del Riser said...

I think her being on the cover of People is just fine.

People magazine is a total joke, and so is she.

JoElla said...

*sigh* way back in the day, when I was just a wee girl, People used to actually be a good magazine. (as in decades ago)

Maybe if she was able to land a different magazine, this might have been an interesting article.

But since it is People I am sure it is just pure fluff.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Mischa Barton, Lauren Conrad and Kris Jenner on the same magazine cover? Yeah, Biggest selling issue EVAH!

Anonymous said...

at least they went with what looks like an old pic. girlfriends gotten rough

RowdyRodimus said...

It's funny that Enty said all that stuff about people not knowing who Mischa is after reading the thing about that Julianne Hough and asking myself the same thing. I don't have any idea who the chick is.

Plus, isn't it a bit hypocritical of Enty to say nobody knows who someone is when he keeps putting Real Housewives stuff in when legit most people HERE don't know who they are.

Anonymous said...

and what about her sis hania? isn't she supposed to be the brain damaged sister from all the drug use together? im more interested in that

(not sure what that says about me as a person..)

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

@V Kid Cudi dated Amanda Bynes??!!

Wow. Never knew.

amused bush said...

Yup, Orvilla! Crazy right. They both did a lot of drugs together. Cudi finally cleaned himself up and we know what happened to Amanda.

Unknown said...

Isn't the editor of People being pushed out of his job so maybe he is purposely trying to make the magazine lose money? or his publicist friends calling in all the favours.........

AJ said...

Who?
*YES, sarcastically*

B said...

The O.C. didn't end over a decade ago. It ended in 2007.

Xanadu said...

Actually there's a certain generation of women (and some men) who remember damn well who these actors are. I'd bet a lot of those people would welcome them back on screen.

They've been blacklisted long enough. Since when have life issues stopped a handful of flaky male actors from work and adulation?

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