Friday, October 18, 2013

Crocodile Dundee Divorce Could Be Nasty

Paul Hogan has gone through one awful divorce in his life. If he is smart he will make sure he gives his soon to be ex-wife Linda Hogan everything she wants in the divorce she now wants after being separated for a month. I think she got tired of all of his womanizing. After a couple of decades of it you get tired. I don't think Paul wants her running to the tabloids and spilling all of those sordid tales. I also think he better be very nice because Paul has gone through his share of legal troubles over the past few years and Linda could probably help the tax authorities discover so much more about how Paul has managed to keep a sizable fortune despite not much acting work recently.

24 comments:

Beetlejuice said...

So much plastic surgery ack!

Pogue Mahone said...
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Pogue Mahone said...

He cheated on his FIRST wife with her so what did she expect? Once a cheater, always a cheater!

Paint Chips said...

And they said it would last forever.

Penelope said...

Wow, she is barely recognizable.

Henriette said...

This was the poor version of Steven Spielberg and Kate Capeshaw.

Renoblondee said...

Awww. I liked them together dang it!

Murphy said...

Wait there are TWO Linda Hogans? scary

rotunda bitch said...
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FrenchGirl said...

@henriette: you nail!

skippy said...

Whilst walking along the beach in Byron bay (a very long way towards the headland) a 4wd small Suzuki drove towards us. The person driving was comically hunched over the wheel & sporting a marvelous head of dreadlocks & a full very thick long beard. He gave us a small salute & carried on. Not unusual in Byron, except it is illegal to drive on the beach, unless you own it! We got spotted naked by crocodile Dundee!

Desiree said...

awe this makes me sad. her face makes me sad to. I'll never understand why women do this to themselves??@!!

MBK said...

Wow...looks like they BOTH had some really bad plastic surgery. Sad...

Unknown said...

Karma

Count Jerkula said...

Jamie Dundee > Crocodile Dundee

D Brown said...

I'm not sure they could settle a divorce before he settles all the tax claims against him. There may be nothing left for her.

mistang said...

Would she be able to get what she wants before the tax people do? Would that money be safe then?

Anonymous said...

His balls now form his chin. And she's had so much skin pulled up, Linda gets a Brazilian to avoid having a beard.

crila16 said...

Oh No...a nasty divorce. I wonder if Crocodiles will be involved.

D Brown said...

After doing some internet searches it appears he settled the tax claims, for an undisclosed amount, but was trying to sue his former tax advisors for US$34MM that he says is missing from a Swiss bank account.

Anonymous said...

Skippy: who had the dreddies?

Anonymous said...

Pogue: poor Noelene! I remember my mum's woman weeklies and new ideas covering this incessantly.

Meg said...

The only part of this I question is the part where he should be worried about tabloid stories. He doesn't act anymore, so image isn't an issue, and he hasn't acted in so long that I don't think he's even D-list anymore. What tabloid would shell out big bucks for a story about him? Who would buy a tabloid to read some juicy Paul Hogan scoop? Or is he still considered a celebrity in Australia?

OKay said...

Look, if he cheated on his wife with you and then cheated on you for 20+ years, just shut up and stick it out. The time to bitch about it would have been after the first, second, maybe even tenth time.

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