Friday, October 18, 2013

Crocodile Dundee Divorce Could Be Nasty

Paul Hogan has gone through one awful divorce in his life. If he is smart he will make sure he gives his soon to be ex-wife Linda Hogan everything she wants in the divorce she now wants after being separated for a month. I think she got tired of all of his womanizing. After a couple of decades of it you get tired. I don't think Paul wants her running to the tabloids and spilling all of those sordid tales. I also think he better be very nice because Paul has gone through his share of legal troubles over the past few years and Linda could probably help the tax authorities discover so much more about how Paul has managed to keep a sizable fortune despite not much acting work recently.

Posted by ent lawyer at 6:30 AM

24 comments:

  1. Beetlejuice6:45 AM

    So much plastic surgery ack!

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    1. Anonymous12:02 PM

      His balls now form his chin. And she's had so much skin pulled up, Linda gets a Brazilian to avoid having a beard.

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  2. Pogue Mahone6:46 AM

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  3. Pogue Mahone6:47 AM

    He cheated on his FIRST wife with her so what did she expect? Once a cheater, always a cheater!

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    1. Unknown8:00 AM

      Karma

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    2. Anonymous3:16 PM

      Pogue: poor Noelene! I remember my mum's woman weeklies and new ideas covering this incessantly.

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  4. Paint Chips6:48 AM

    And they said it would last forever.

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  5. Penelope6:51 AM

    Wow, she is barely recognizable.

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  6. Henriette6:51 AM

    This was the poor version of Steven Spielberg and Kate Capeshaw.

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  7. Kelly7:00 AM

    Awww. I liked them together dang it!

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  8. Murphy7:03 AM

    Wait there are TWO Linda Hogans? scary

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  9. rotunda bitch7:15 AM

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  10. FrenchGirl7:23 AM

    @henriette: you nail!

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  11. skippy7:25 AM

    Whilst walking along the beach in Byron bay (a very long way towards the headland) a 4wd small Suzuki drove towards us. The person driving was comically hunched over the wheel & sporting a marvelous head of dreadlocks & a full very thick long beard. He gave us a small salute & carried on. Not unusual in Byron, except it is illegal to drive on the beach, unless you own it! We got spotted naked by crocodile Dundee!

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    1. Anonymous3:15 PM

      Skippy: who had the dreddies?

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  12. Desiree7:29 AM

    awe this makes me sad. her face makes me sad to. I'll never understand why women do this to themselves??@!!

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  13. MBK7:48 AM

    Wow...looks like they BOTH had some really bad plastic surgery. Sad...

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  14. Count Jerkula8:02 AM

    Jamie Dundee > Crocodile Dundee

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  15. D Brown8:39 AM

    I'm not sure they could settle a divorce before he settles all the tax claims against him. There may be nothing left for her.

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  16. mistang11:44 AM

    Would she be able to get what she wants before the tax people do? Would that money be safe then?

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  17. crila1612:06 PM

    Oh No...a nasty divorce. I wonder if Crocodiles will be involved.

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  18. D Brown12:13 PM

    After doing some internet searches it appears he settled the tax claims, for an undisclosed amount, but was trying to sue his former tax advisors for US$34MM that he says is missing from a Swiss bank account.

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  19. Meg4:48 PM

    The only part of this I question is the part where he should be worried about tabloid stories. He doesn't act anymore, so image isn't an issue, and he hasn't acted in so long that I don't think he's even D-list anymore. What tabloid would shell out big bucks for a story about him? Who would buy a tabloid to read some juicy Paul Hogan scoop? Or is he still considered a celebrity in Australia?

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  20. OKay6:19 PM

    Look, if he cheated on his wife with you and then cheated on you for 20+ years, just shut up and stick it out. The time to bitch about it would have been after the first, second, maybe even tenth time.

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