Friday, October 18, 2013

Vanity Fair Focusing On Gwyneth Paltrow Affairs And Casting Couch

Apparently not at all concerned with the cheating Chris Martin does in his marriage to Gwyneth Paltrow, Vanity Fair is focusing on the Goopster's affairs, and according to The NY Post are specifically focusing on Miami billionaire Jeff Soffer. Reporters from vanity Fair have been swarming Miami asking about the man and the couple. The thing is they are just asking about something that happened in 2008 (above with Kate Hudson who is also said to have had sex with the guy). They are not talking about any of the affairs since that time. Well, they kind of are because they are also going to discuss all of Gwyneth's casting couch experiences they can find. Yes, it appears Ms. Paltrow is not above using the casting couch to make sure she can get a good role. Tell me again who thinks she is sexy and would like to have sex with her? These guys must be really desperate. This is a woman who has probably not had a decent meal in a decade and that was probably when she was forced to have one in a hospital.

64 comments:

Ms Cool said...

Sounds like a witch hunt.

Meanie Rhysie said...

Looks like she fucked with the wrong person, huh? ;)

#TeamWinona!

FSP said...

I'd do her for $5.

Renoblondee said...

Agree @Ms Cool
I'm sure there are a hundred actresses in Hollywood nastier acting than her.

LottaColada said...

I see enties got the goopy pic correctly today.

audrey said...

It is sad that women still have to put out to get anywhere in Hollywood. Instead of shaming the women who are more or less forced into this why not focus on the men who are insisting that this long tradition be kept alive. Really put the heat on them and their little perversions. It's long past due.

Henriette said...

Goop is an easy target, and she is very disliked by the public and her "friends" so this was low hanging fruit.

Pip said...

I don't like her, but I find this to be a bit much. Especially because this article wouldn't be as bad if they got their way, and she was willing to be an active part of it. I'll still read it.

msgirl said...

This is the NY Post, we should wait tip the VF article comes out.

Leo said...

I don't get the gwyneth paltrow hate. Live and let live.

VIPblonde said...

I secretly hope that Madonna is behind this. Well played, Madge

Harry Knuckles said...

Now everybody is starting to feel sorry for the pretentious, lying a-hole. Gwynnie goes through life "knowing" that she is better than everyone else. Smarter, prettier, more cultured and refined, better in every possible way. This is a good takedown of the bitch.

FrenchGirl said...

i don't buy her using casting couch and i don't buy VF article on her will be on her affairs :it will be on her lifestyle business

Henriette said...

Goop is the ultimate mean girl, so I'm interested in what VF has to say about her. I just don't think it will be that juicy.

Susan said...

I always suspected she got sexy time action on the side.

Honestly. I just need to read the article, and then I will judge.

The Dude said...

Not a fan of the Goopster, but this is different than 98% of all the women in Hollywood. So who cares...

steph said...

I for one can't wait for the next Goop issue.

On how you should only have affairs with billionaires.

Rosso said...

I think the only time I've ever liked her was when she wore that cool white dress & cape to the Oscars a few years ago. And even then that was the dress I liked more than her.

surfer said...

Yeah, I'm not buying the casting couch bit. Remember, Steven Spielberg is her godfather, and she also won an Oscar all those years ago. She may be a pretentious snot, and done a lot of crappy things, but I don't think this was one of them.

Kno Won said...

I don't particularly like the Goopster, but I don't find any of this especially scandalous or even very interesting. So she screwed some rich guy. So she probably screwed some other guy(s) for better parts. Crummy, maybe - newsworthy? Meh.
Unless this is the 19th century, it
turns out her "scandals" are as snooze-inducing as the rest of her.

8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob said...

The casting couch for the daughter of one of the biggest producers and assholes in the 90? No way.

I don't feel pity for her and she should be humiliated forever, but that is a dumb accusation, likely propaganda to be good for her when that is known as bulshit and the real things not published fearing to be lies too.

Pip said...

I don't feel bad for her, I feel the reasoning for this article is juvenile. She didn't like your party, and she declined to be part of this profile on her, so the claws are out. Get the fuck over it, Vanity Fair.

Topper Madison said...

@Pip Exactly.

trudi said...

The only movie she starred in that was worth a casting couch visit was "Shakespeare in Love". Did she sleep with Harvey Weinstein ?

Give or take 2 or 3 films, her movie resume in wrapped in mediocrity and forgotten films. She's more famous for her dating history than her acting career.

ozzyinch said...

I think the casting couch would be more that SHE wanted a role, so she offered herself for it. Because she is so sexy with that disgusting long body, wishbone legs, pancake flabby ass and bloated gut.

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Feed Watcher said...

Back in the day, Ted Casablancas called it "baking cookies".

And Ted implied week after week that Gwyneth "baked cookies" for Harvey Weinstein.

If that is the case, like Anna Nicole Smith, I think Gwyneth earned ever penny.

To me the bigger story is that Vanity Fair isn't sucking up to her anymore. That is probably more painful for Gwyneth than anything else.

Unknown said...

I was thinking the same thing. Someone at VF loves Winona!

Unknown said...

She fucked somebody or a lot of somebodies to win that Oscar. One of the most undeserving Oscars over the last 20 years. 1999 was a shit year with the exception of 'Saving Private Ryan' .

Unknown said...

That was the script that she allegedly saw at Winona Ryder's house and went and slept with Harvey Weinstein to get the job? Casting couch may have been a necessity there. Backstabbing friend is worse than screwing for a part.

Just Another HR Lady said...

The casting couch stuff sounds a bit too National Enquirer for VF...I would have expected VF was going to somehow expose her GOOP lifestyle as fake.

skippy said...

Or re John waters Shaving Ryan's Privates.

HannahBanana said...

See, I've had that theory for awhile now....u fuck with Madge, u can get it! GOOPY shoulda just stayed off that idiot press tour from the spring...nobody was gunning for til then.

HannahBanana said...

I'm not feeling one bit of sympathy. She tries to make EVERYONE feel beneath her...this will be hilarious. But I'm with Enty, she looks about as sexy as a breadstick with a wig.

MISCH said...

Funny she's with Kate in the photo....if ever there were 2 of a kind it's right there

Count Jerkula said...

Lights out missionary to casting couch? I don't know if I buy it, but if she was willing to bone for a role, I could think up a few things to make her have second thoughts.

Its just U said...

@VIP I love it. So much!!

Unknown said...

I forgot that one.

Brian said...

Enty, I'm right there with you my brother from another mother. I"ve been saying for at least 15 years she's not good looking. The guy in Shakespeare in Love should have gotten the Oscar for pretending he was in love with her!

Amandachick said...

It's a well-known "secret" in Hollywood that, despite her family's obvious and extensive connections, Gwyneth climbed aboard the casting couch & rode it to the top.

FlirtyChick74 said...

+1 @HannahBanana

whitney_world said...

@ Leo, I agree. I don't get it either.

Pip said...

While it was a shitty thing to do to Winona, has anyone heard Winona attempt a British accent? She is fucking horrible. I wasn't too fond of the movie, but I would've rather had GOOP in it to begin with.

Lola said...

Explain please?

Brian Brown said...

Tell me again who thinks she is sexy and would like to have sex with her?

Not me.

There is nothing sexy or sexual about her.

Mike said...

The Winona script story is bullsh*t gossip that Wino spread herself to shade Gwyneth. She was already on her way down at that point in the business...and obviously seething with bitterness towards a friend who was going in the opposite direction - up!

nurysp said...

what if this is all CHRIS DOING
to get the fuck outta that marriage
viola she sleeping with billionaire?
i quit this bitch..and noone will look at him sideways

Harry Knuckles said...

Well, as much as I dislike Gwyneth, I would still boink her. I like thin girls. I just do. But I don't mind if they are a little chunky either.

Anonymous said...

Ha ha!

crila16 said...

I don't care who Goopy is sleeping with...I only care about who I'm sleeping with.

Anonymous said...

For some reason I imagine sex with Goopy would involve a hospital level of sterile cleanliness, and a big (expensive Egyptian cotton) sheet, much like the Mormons use, with holes cut out for the exchanging of fluids

Anonymous said...

So Harry, what you're saying is, you like girls!

NomNom83 said...

This Enty regularly portrays GP as a total prude who is barely willing to submit to missionary through a hole in the sheet.

But all of a sudden she's a casting-couch adulteress?

You can't have it both ways.

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Unknown said...

wo things, there are better actresses than Goop and that is a large group, with their own Oscar gold who still likely have to resort to the casting couch, especially as they get older... and I imagine for the creeps that still use the casting couch her connections and exboyfriends just make her a more desirable notch on their bed posts - "yeah I nailed JLo and Goopster" he tells his creepy buddies in the sauna room.

In fact I could see a director or producer who either disliked her father or one of her exes or disliked her or heard rumors about her casting couch exploits from others making her do it to see how badly she wanted the part. Tell me Hollywood isn't that sick and twisted.

Empress of Socks said...

@rach: clearly you don't have many Mormons in your town. Where I live the Mormons are the ones who are constantly hosting "slumber parties" (think Tupperware parties but with sex toys) for all the women in their ward. Makes sense, after having 8 or so kids and having to take care of a whole litter you're going to need a little extra to get everyone going.

Anonymous said...

Empress : badly worded, sorry! I didn't mean to imply Mormons have sex through sheets. I was referring to one of their religious ceremonies involving a thick curtain.

bookjacket said...

I'm waiting to see if there is innuendo in there about Julian Schnabel. Remember Enty's blind from a couple of months ago?

bookjacket said...

Just found it.
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2013/08/todays-blind-items-affair.html

B said...

Yes Audrey!

Anonymous said...

Winona forever

Henriette said...

I'm sorry, but one can be a prude for his or her personal sex life yet act like a sex fiend for a part. I'm pretty sure the Goop was boning Weinstein for a while, as was Blake Boring, who never took off.

Anonymous said...

@Hannah: is that why sex with her is crummy? (Ducks for cover)

Bri said...

@harry you can boink me, my love ;)

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