Monday, October 14, 2013

Courtney Stodden Completes Transformation To Blow Up Doll

With the advent of so much technology and 3D printers you would think blow up dolls would be a thing of the past. Courtney Stodden is on a solo mission to bring them back and she wants them all to be based on her. Not content with just looking like a washed up hooker/stripper Courtney Stodden underwent a breast augmentation earlier this year to a DD. Unfortunately she decided she didn't look quiet porn star-ish enough so last week she visited Dr. Paul Nassif and got her lips injected to complete her blow up doll transformation. The bright side for everyone is that she got them so inflated it left her unable to speak. It also left her unable to eat so her breasts are now eight times larger than the rest of her body. If she doesn't start filming more porn I don't get why she would keep undergoing these procedures. She is already going to look out of place at McDonald's in a few years when the other fry cooks make fun of her.

31 comments:

Bacon Ranch said...

Memo from the desk of Traci Lords:

Hi Courtney,
No worries. It didn't work for me either. Sure I got a few episodes of Roseanne and was able to star with Johnny Depp in 'Crybaby'. But hey, at the end of the day you get to say you are married to Tooms! The creepy guy from X-Files, also the creepy guy from Lost! And the killer creepy guy from the Green Mile.
So really...
Well..
Yeah, rereading this, I win. B*tch

xoxox
Traci

Cleodacat said...

Can you say BDD?

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

This is what happens to little dimbulb girls raised in the baywatch baby hit me one more time britney spears hypersexualized hyperobjectified culture we live in. Idiots like her think a hooker style is the ideal. Its not. Imho.

__-__=__ said...

Don't forget the creepy kid from Chocolate Wars!

Jade Knickerboxers said...

And again, WHY is relevant?

Flygirl said...

Can we just stick a pin in her?

Rach Around said...

I wonder if she actually has a bung hole.

Paint Chips said...

In this particular photo she looks like a blonde Jessica Rabbit.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

No way in hell her boobs are DD. I wear an F-cup and mine are smaller than hers.

Bacon Ranch said...

There's an F cup?

Sarah said...

Agreed, I'm a DD-DDD, and that's not it.

audrey said...

I would say that rack is at least a triple D if not higher.

Sarah said...

I can't even hate her, she makes me sad. What did they do to that girl? :(

texas rose said...

Nothing worse on a chick than those ugly, fat, slightly deformed, clearly plastic, pucker lips. Why do women try for that - invariably it looks fake and ugly.

Sugar said...

I would also try to make myself into an inanimate object if I was married to Doug. I'm sure it'd be much easier.

Pogue Mahone said...

She's a joke.

Its just U said...

Bacon, I wear a G cup.

Its just U said...

She was kinda sweet on Celeb BB. At least what I saw Of her.
I think this girl has been used and abused in ways she's not even aware of yet. There's a Breakdown coming in late 20's, early 30's.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Bacon, beautiful!

I feel so bad for her, @IJU, I agree she has very little awareness. At the same time, it's like going to a plastic surgeon to learn hooked on phonics.

Moriah said...

I can't help but love her. I don't know why, but I just can't get angry about it. Please look at these photos...I can't stop laughing at this silly cow with her! http://www.thesuperficial.com/courtney-stoddens-cartoon-breasts-are-drunk-09-2013

V said...

@Anna K, more like what happens when your mom starts pimping you out as a child.

OneEyeCharlie said...

I consider myself hornier than the average bear, and yet; this does less than nothing for me. Ladies... please... don't.

Sherry said...

Any why anyone would get their breasts this large I will never understand. Unless you want to be an exotic dancer. If she was hoping for legitimate acting she blew that chance a long time ago. Of course Peepaw was such a good teacher wasn't he?

OneEyeCharlie said...

Just to be clear. My statement covered both the lip injections & the bolt-on bewbs. I'm a sucker for breasts. Breasts of any kind. Small & pert. Large & saggy. I like 'em all; except for gravity defying add-ons. They weird me out. Be confident with what nature gave you, and I'll show you a never ending erection. In fact, we'd better swing by the pharmacy for a pair of crutches ahead of time, because you might not be able to walk later on. Start messing with the weird body modifications, and all bets are cancelled.

Del Riser said...

I feel sorry for her. She is more puppet or doll than real person. Her life must be very hard to live if she has any awareness at all left.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

At this point, the doll in Lars and the Real Girl looks more human than this trick.

Rach Around said...

It's Just You : from someone who's a B cup : I hate you!!! That is all! Take your big boobs and shut up! ;p

Rach Around said...

One eye: my hubby agrees with you. We're fighting over me wanting a boob job when I hit 30.

Rach Around said...

In all seriousness, she may be highly sexualised in her appearance and persona but I think underneath she's a broken, scared, little girl. I feel bad for her.

RowdyRodimus said...

Bacon, you don't realize the love I have for the Goddess named Traci Lords. (If she's not considered a Goddess now, just wait until civilization evolves enough to realize the true Gods and Goddesses who rule over creation).

And honestly, I've only seen one or two scenes of her more famous work. I fell for her before I knew she was in adult films.

Samantha M. said...

I think there ought to be a law that says doctors must tell you upfront when they agreed to a ridiculous surgery on a bad candidate - and show the results. For Nassif, this picture should be his shingle. Though I think that would technically be shit on his shingle.