Friday, October 11, 2013

Katherine Heigl Bans Her Mom From The Set Of Television Show

Responding to reports that no one likes Katherine Heigl and combining her with her mom makes Katherine even worse, apparently Katherine has banned her mom from the set of Katherine's new television show. Of course when I say banned her it means that she has told her mom not to come because she would never actually ban her mom from anything. If she shows up the crew are still going to let her see Katherine so it is just something she told her mom. Actually asked her mom. More like begged her mom. So far her mom is on board because she lives off the commissions she makes from managing Katherine and those checks have been getting smaller and more infrequent as Katherine alienates more and more people. There are not many more bridges remaining in Katherine's world that are still standing.

The issue is though that Katherine's mom can't stay away. She likes to insert herself everywhere because she is really insecure and scared that Katherine will dump her for a professional manager.

22 comments:

Henriette said...

I thought she was doing so well with those Nightquel commercials.

Cleodacat said...

So much promise and wasted talent lost on "A"-holiness.

Vera L- said...

they should fix up her mom with Pimpa Joe simpson.

Henriette said...

Pimpa Joe likes the boys.

Vera L- said...

I meant in the professional sense. I think Katherine Heigel should have a talk with Brooke Shields to learn about the perils of the "momager"

Renoblondee said...

Well that sounds like an unhealthy relationship.

KT said...

Who hired her?

Glitter said...

Isn't her mom as coarse as a brillo pad?

Pip said...

It was probably a smart move on Heigl's behalf.

figgy said...

I know she's an uber bitch but I can't help but say that when she brings it, she is soooo fucking gorgeous. Too bad she is blowing it so very badly.

Pip said...

+1

LottaColada said...

Wait, someone gave her a television show?

Susan said...

Dude. If my mom was my manager, I would need to be committed. And I love my mom with all my heart. I talk to her pretty much every day. We have each others' backs. But I could NEVER work with her as a grown ass adult. Ditto for my sisters. Working with family is hard.

Senor Salty said...

The photo above should be titled,
Two Twats

0_0 said...

Katherine is bitcht because she knows she peaked in My Father the Hero.

caralw said...

I like Katherine.

Rome said...

It amazes me when anyone ever questions why this woman has had her career nearly burned to the ground. First, she has no talent. Second, she has no talent. Third... she's a bitch. Anyone with a functioning pair of eyes (and ears - oy vey that voice is grating) can see and hear that. Fourth... she. has. no. talent. Got that? Good looking broad and all, but Jesus, you can't swing a dead cat in Hollywood without hitting a goddess. She's not worth the hassle. Move on.

ozzyinch said...

As Rome sad...but for Nicole Kidman

Sandy said...

Who the hell would give Heigl a TV show?

Rach Around said...

She only banned her mum, because she knows her mum is hotter than her.

Henriette said...

I don't find her so attractive. She dresses like she's fifty years old, and I know she's not even forty yet.

cowbulls said...

Whoever hired Katherine has to be a breast man. She must also give the best oral in Hollywood AND be willing to do ANYTHING and everyone. There is no other reason that she is still employed.

I can’t believe how much of a prima donna she has become with nothing special other than the above to back it up. If she hasn’t saved her money then her future is to be paid for her “talents”. I wonder if her Mom will get a cut of those earnings.