Thursday, October 17, 2013

Mike Myers' Wife Is Pregnant

It remains to be seen how Kelly Tisdale got pregnant but the wife of Mike Myers is pregnant with the couple's second child. You know, I forgot Mike Myers even existed. He was everywhere forever and then made a couple of vanity projects that he alone thought were funny. They bombed and he hasn't been seen since. Unless an Austin Powers movie gets back into the pipeline I'm wondering what he is going to do or maybe he doesn't want to do anything but sit at home and watch hockey players on his television all day while he dreams of the glory he once had. Congratulations to the happy couple.

57 comments:

hollywood dime said...

Who's the father?! Because the last time I saw mike Myers was at a BBQ and he was with a guy who was CLEARLY his boyfriend.

MerryB said...

If Kim K can get pregnant, Mike Myers wife can too.

Prima Cornice said...

He is gay right?

Cassandra Kelly said...

I'm sure he's just fine with all that Shrek money.

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

you guys are so funny. laughing so hard at these comments!

Kno Won Uno said...

He undoubtedly has enough $$ to retire. I wouldn't work if I didn't have to.

MontanaMarriott said...

Uhm the SHREK franchise has made him a crapload of money so he is beyond fine.

Kron Hertz said...

Still traumatized after watching the cat in the hat and love guru.

Count Jerkula said...

First Wayne's World. That is the last Mike Myers movie I watched from start to finish. I was like 14 at the time, so I deserve a pass for it.

LottaColada said...

@Kron he completely fucked up The Cat in the Hat and because of that, only animations are to be done for Suess films from now on.

Lucas said...

I loved "So I Married an Axe Murderer".

Woman. Wo-man. Whoa man. She stole my heart and my cat.

Haywood Jablomee said...

Very catty of Enty, borderline road rage/roid rage - does his dog repeatedly crap in your yard?

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

Agree. Truly awful. I loved the first couple austin powers movies though,

mngddess said...

He majorly pings the gaydar for me...

caralw said...

Ummm, this Enty is annoying.

Ryan said...

He hasn't disapeared. Shrek. He's made a living off of Shrek for 15 years, and it's been a damn good living.

Bohemian Midnight in Brooklyn said...

I have heard the stories about him being a jerk, but I have to say, I was a bar in the LES in Manhattan with a group of friends and super politely gave up his seat at the bar for us with a smile.

Murphy said...

Hey, if she's happy then who cares.

Renoblondee said...

A Travolta type set up I bet.

FrenchGirl said...

Wayne's World power !

congrats!

skimpymist said...

Hmmm that is a good question, what happened to mike myers just like I want to know where is freddie prinz jr. The last time I saw him was on the season premiere of bones. His acting skills tanked but maybe that's due to having to deal with SMG suppressing him for years

KittyKatMeow said...

He's gay?????

JoElla said...

@Lucas I love that movie!

Della said...

Who cares if he does nothing. He is worth more than 150 million dollars.
This Enty sucks!

V said...

@Lucas, <3 so I married an axe murderer! Definitely my favorite Mike Meyers film ;)

Tina Mallette said...

"@Kron he completely fucked up The Cat in the Hat and because of that, only animations are to be done for Suess films from now on."

Did Jim Carrey already do that with live action How the Grinch Stole Xmas"

I could have told someone in charge for free that live action versions of children's stories, bad idea.

Tina Mallette said...
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Tina Mallette said...

Well not Dr. Suess anyway.

PotPourri said...

He's set for like on Shrek!

Amy Sliger said...

He looks younger now than he did in Wayne's World.

Della said...

What happened to Dana Carvey? I want to see the church lady again.

ethorne said...

There's another Tisdale?

So I Married an Axe Murderer is a classic!!

bflogurl said...

Another Axe Murderer lover here!!!

ohcowie said...

you "axe murderer" fans - i watched it getting filmed outside my apartment in north beach. so exciting with that karmann ghia. though i didn't actually like the movie.
what i'm really wondering is why people do bearding anymore. would linda richman be mad if he came out or something? i don't get it.

8=====D - RememberKermitGosnell said...

"Halloween 20XX, the son of gay Michael Myers".
Is this Tisdale relative to Ashley? I like Candance more since I know she is a freak fucking.

TalksTooMuch said...

I loved So I Married An Axe Murderer. HEED! I'm pretty sure he was completely outed by Lainey, wasn't he? I really don't get relationships like this that end in children.

Sherry said...

Gay people want children too. If it works for them who are we to criticise? And why is my phone British?

LottaColada said...

@Tina - Jim Carrey didn't add a level of perversion to Grinch the way Myers did.

As a result of frequent mature themes, the widow of Theodor "Dr. Seuss" Geisel (who holds the rights to his work) declared that there are to be no more live-action movies based on the works of Dr. Seuss, arguing that the film has clearly deviated from her late husband's family-friendly work.

ethorne said...

@TTM, Cry yourself to sleep on your huge pillow HED! :D

Elissa said...

I must have missed some Mike-Myers-is-an-asshole posts, because I don't understand all the snark. But if a man who has made many hit movies wants to stop working so hard and "sit at home and watch hockey players on his television all day", I say more power to him.
If he IS gay, then surely his wife knows and it in no way means that he can't be a great father to his children.

TalksTooMuch said...

I don't think there is anything wrong with gay people wanting children, or that gay people can't be good parents. IF this IS a bearding relationship, that is, one based on lying publicly about your sexual orientation, then what are the kid(s) gonna think their parents marriage is aboot? Daddy has a boyfriend and Mommy shops a lot? That is assuming that any of this is true, of course.

TalksTooMuch said...

Although I guess you could say that about all sham marriages.

Krissie said...

Enty didn't mention the best part of all this, which is that Mike Meyers already has a kid named Spike Meyers. Makes me wonder what the next one will be. Ike Meyers if it's a boy??

Renoblondee said...

HED. MOVE. NOW!

Haha. Our son had an extraordinarily large noggin when he was little and we used to say that to him.

Blind ItemMe said...

@ohcowie linda would get too verklemped and we will have to talk amongst ourselves. :)

EllenPo said...

I don't think I've ever heard gay rumers about him. I could see why he'd have a beard/first wife back when he was huge but why bother getting married when his star has faded? Why not just do a Kevin Spacey and stay singe? Just to have the kids?
Has he been the subject of another blind?

LiteraryLauraEtc said...

Axe murderer is one of my all time favorite movies!!

Alexa Rose said...

I would never have thought he was gay. Huh. Anyway, congrats to him and the Missus on their happy news.

Paint Chips said...

Watching hockey players - hilarious.

Oopsy_Daisy said...

I make this joke often and no one ever gets the reference. :(

Lily said...

You are not alone! I loved that part too!

Aoife said...

Sheesh. When I read the title my first response was "by who".

Whatever makes them happy. I just hope the child is loved and cared for.

fouxdafafa said...

I believe that Col. Sanders heads up the Pentavirate. And I also believe Mike Myers is straight.

Rach Around said...

Count : Shawing! Awesome movie. I almost forgive him for everything else that followed.

Rach Around said...

Lucas : (in Scottish accent) "it's like an orange on a toothpick!"
"Go cry into your enormous pillow!"

Rach Around said...

Ethorne: I also quoted that! Love it! "It's like Sputnik!"

Rach Around said...

Fouxdafafa:
"Oh, I'm the Colonel! Come and eat my chicken!"