Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Nina Dobrev And Derek Hough Split

This was never going to end well. Now US Weekly says that Derek Hough and Nina Dobrev have split after a very short romance. I am only writing about it because the world seems to want Nina and Ian Somerhalder to be together forever and if anything might even be more dramatic and insistent on this then all of the Robsten fans out there. The magazine says distance is an issue and that the relationship had run its course. I think more likely is that Nina woke up to the fact that Derek and his sister are money grubbing fame addicts who will do anything to suck the life out of people that come near them.

Tell me again who Julianne hangs out with longer than a few times. Umm, yeah, nobody. Tell me how many real relationships she has had that lasted longer than a couple of months. Yeah, no one. Ask the same question about Derek. Yeah, no one. In addition to being the things mentioned above they are also creepy as hell and give me cold shivers whenever I see one of them in public. If you told me they were part of some cult that sacrificed animals while they cackled I would believe you.

48 comments:

Kristin said...

Did the Houghs kill Enty mid sentence?

Cleodacat said...

Incomplete thought Enty? Damn submit button!

VIPblonde said...

Did Enty have a stroke in the middle of writing this? Should we be worried? Do we really care?

Merlin D. Bear said...

Holy crap, Xenu got him!

MelOncholy Baby said...

Omg! Enty/s?! Are you okay?!?!

MelOncholy Baby said...

I <3 VIP!!

MontanaMarriott said...

LMAO OMG I am so sorry I really did not mean to laugh in case something is wrong with Enty but y'all comments are deliciously evil LOL

FSP said...

Free Enty!

Harry Knuckles said...

While Morning Enty looks for his/her cigarettes I'll just mention that Derek is gay and he and Nina were a fakey fake couple and probably she just didn't want to do it anymore because he is seriously creepy to be around.

Bacon Ranch said...

Tease

LottaColada said...

Guys, enty has been publishing rough drafts for months now! Move along....

justducky said...

Those Houghs move fast. Wonder if they left a slab of bacon in Enty's bed.

texas rose said...

Enty does have some strong feelings about the Houghs - I wonder why??

usernametaken said...

I vish his eyes did naught look like goats

V said...

@Texas rose, it's beccause the Houghs are Children of the Corn. Enty is trying to warn us.

Burnt Crepes said...

Uh-oh. I just saw Enty's Twitter pic on my milk carton. :-(
Kidnapped in mid-sentence is always a bad way to go.

Lou said...

Perhaps it's EntyBot's turn to write this morning. Battery pack power went out at the end there.

Seriously : "I am only writing about it because the world seems to want Nina and Ian Somerhalder to be together forever and if anything might even be more dramatic and insistent on this then all of the Robsten fans out there."

What the hell kind of a nonsensical, run-on sentence is that?

FSP said...

@Lotta- Nuh-uh

KSam said...

LOL!

Sugar said...

I really don't understand the Hough's appeal. Don't they

hotchacha said...

Never heard of them.

They are famous because... why?

JELUS H8R H8N HARD said...
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JELUS H8R H8N HARD said...

He looks like he has a touch of FAS or something, maybe a crack baby. She is just boring and bland. Nothing at all special or outstanding about her, probably plays the casting couch game, those Russians are born whores.

LottaColada said...

@Sugar, noooo not you too!

chopchop said...

This thread is hilarious!

Maybe that scary BI we all thought was Bey & Jay is really the Houghs ....

MelOncholy Baby said...

Oh, shit...they got Sugar, too?!

*sobbing*

Karen said...

Stay away from the Hough siblings. They will suck your wallet dry. Lol!
Enty must be hitting the Canadian whisky today. Lol!

texas rose said...

V- I know they are ff'ed up but just wondering if they had some run in with this enty.

jadetoo said...

LOLOL at you all.

Staple611 said...

Wait, wasn't the girl with Ryan Seacrest for years? Not months? Or am I mixing her up with another not-famous person?

Lizzie said...

Yes, she was with Ryan for quite a while. What about them is creepy, is what I'd like to know. Most Hollywood people are willing to do anything for fame, what makes them even creepier than the average fame seeking type?

NaughtyNurse said...

Derek Hough just looks creepy.

skimpymist said...

So what is the real story with the Hough's besides the fact that they are fame whoring money leeches. What did they do to Nina to make her run for the hills.

Seven of Eleven said...

Oh, no, Sugar! Are you OK?

He does have children of the corn eyes! Maybe he's 888's real life son...

Renoblondee said...

Awesome! Lolol

Renoblondee said...

That was @Kristin for those not using cells.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

This article was very

rajahcat said...

Something is def up with the Houghs........got the crazy eyes......

Good thing Nina woke up.....or did she????? Maybe this is just her evil doppleganger

Violet said...

"I think more likely is that Nina woke up to the fact that Derek and his sister are money grubbing fame addicts who will do anything to suck the life out of people that come near them." And with that... that is ALL that needs to be said about those two. Thank You Enty!!!!

Molls said...

I've always thought that Julianne finds beards for Derek. She initiated Nina by taking her on that tropical vacation. Also, from Julianne's admission, she has sexual issues from being sexually abused from as far back as she can remember until she was 14. Probably the same thing happened to Derek. They're both messed up.

Boar Lords said...
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Rach Around said...

Lotta: ha ha haaaa.....

Rach Around said...

Children of the corn dog in Derek's case

crila16 said...

Derek is gay. Any relationship with a woman will end badly.

JJ said...

Please, Derek is as gay as the day is long. This was a PR set up.

Alexa Rose said...

Wow, please tell us again how awful the Hough siblings are. And I believe Julianne dated that country singer and Ryan Seacrest for at least a year each.

clearly4you said...

What is with all the Hough-hate? I don't get it. They're both attractive, talented, and successful. Me thinks it is jealousy. Hell, I wish I was as pretty as Julianne and could dance like her. She seems like a decent actress for what's she's done so far, give her time. I've seen a lot worse. I don't see why either need to be gold diggers...I'm sure they're making decent money. Leave the Hough's alone!! (said in voice of the infamous leave Britney alone video)...

Jeri said...

So glad Nina is escaping these blood suckers. I hope she gets out in time. I was in shock that she would even give Julianne time, and then Derek. OMG. Run Nina, Run!