Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Random Photos Part Five

George Clooney took off his hat because he wanted people to notice him.

Harper Beckham plays in her first soccer game and was cheered on by her dad and a very rare
smile from Victoria Beckham.
I forgot to post this the other day of Hayden P and her bondage outfit.
Jessica Biel is the star of a movie that also has
Zosia Mamet in it to really bring out huge numbers of people to see it.
Joe Jonas and his girlfriend think it is much easier to text rather than talk.
Johnny Knoxville and Spike Jonze.
Bam Margera and his new wife were at the premiere of Johnny's new movie.

30 comments:

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

Ok, the caption on the Mamet picture made me giggle.

Sherry said...

When does Clooney wear a hat? Very rarely see him in one.

Harper is so cute. Apple of her parents eye that one.

The Biel should be good for insomnia. Pretty girl but so boring!

MerryB said...

JAX WHY YOU HATE ON ZOSIA MAMET

TalksTooMuch said...

Harper is adorable!! Bam looks homeless.

laura ramona said...

Clooney loves hats. Biel turns my libido off. must look at Beckham s ass so I can recover

Count Jerkula said...

I like that knot of hair on Hayden's head. It would be like grabbing a saddle horn while impaling her face.

AnonyMouse said...

How vanilla Jax must be if she thinks Hayden P's outfit is bondage wear! :)

Redd said...

Zosia has a serious case of monkey face happening. Why for the love of money would anyone marry Bam- oh, that's right, for the love of money.

Desiree said...

Say what you want about Vicky, but she (and David) are both hands on and caring parents.

Bam....is fucking gross.

Seven of Eleven said...

Jessica sighting!

I can't stand Zosia Mamet and her the universe has given me talent so pay for my video schtick.

Posh & Becks are so hands-on and sweet with their kids.

JoElla said...

OMG how cute is Harper?!

J LO said...

Merryb ZOMG u r sooooooo funny! And ORIGINAL!

J LO said...

Merryb ZOMG u r sooooooo funny! And ORIGINAL!

Brenda L said...

Bam...age 40 beckons to you. Please grow up just a little?

audrey said...

The Beckham pics make me smile--a lot. Harper is a real cutie.

Moriah said...

Oh good lord, Bam. I can't look. Someone put it out of its misery!

NaughtyNurse said...

Johnny Limpville. Ha!

Count Jerkula said...

Yo Yo Yo Jax-Lo in da HOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUSE!

Y'all be callin her Jax-Lo, but I remember when she was a Fly Girl an everyone was like "Hey...HO."

Children playing and women yapping
Men go working
Some go trolling
Everyone's got to make a living

L O X
Jax Lo
We off the block this year
Went from a low to a lot this year
Everybody mad at the rocks that I wear
I know where I'm goin' and I know where I'm from
You hear LOX in the air
Yea, we're at the airport out DBlock
Where everybody air-forced-out
With a new white T.U. fresh
Nothin' phony with us, make the money, get the mansion, bring the homies with us

Don't be fooled by the friends that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jax from the block
Used to have a little, now I have a lot
No matter where I go, I know where I came from (Canuckistan!)
Don't be fooled by the friends that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jax from the block
Used to have a little, now I have a lot
No matter where I go, I know where I came from (Canuckistan!)

From commenting to posting lame blinds
To On the 6 to Jax Lo to this headline clips
I stayed grounded as the amounts roll in
I'm real, I thought I told you
I'm real, even on Oprah
That's just me
Nothin phony, don't hate on me
What you get is what you see

Don't be fooled by the friends that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jax from the block
Used to have a little, now I have a lot
No matter where I go, I know where I came from (Canuckistan!)
Don't be fooled by the friends that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jax from the block
Used to have a little, now I have a lot
No matter where I go, I know where I came from (Canuckistan!)

I'm down to earth like this
Rockin this business
I've grown up so much
I'm in control and loving it
Rumors got me laughing, kid
Love my life and my public
Put CDAN first
And can't forget to stay real
To me it's like breathing

Don't be fooled by the friend that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jax from the block
Used to have a little, now I have a lot
No matter where I go, I know where I came from (Canuckistan!)
Don't be fooled by the friends that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jax from the block
Used to have a little, now I have a lot
No matter where I go, I know where I came from (Canuckistan!)

It take hard work to cash checks
So don't be fooled by the friends that I got they assets
You get back what you put out
Even if you take it in the dirt route
Can't count the hood out
After a while, you know who to blend with
Just keep it real with the ones came in with
Best thing to do is stay low, LOX and Jax Lo
Act like they don't, but they know
They can't get a penny from the block ,
At the end of the day she's still Jax from the block.

Don't be fooled by the friends that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jax from the block
Used to have a little, now I have a lot
No matter where I go, I know where I came from (Canuckistan!)
Don't be fooled by the friends that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jax from the block
Used to have a little, now I have a lot
No matter where I go, I know where I came from (Canuckistan!)
Don't be fooled by the friends that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jax from the block
Used to have a little, now I have a lot
No matter where I go, I know where I came from (Canuckistan!)
Don't be fooled by the friends that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jax from the block
Used to have a little, now I have a lot
No matter where I go, I know where I came from (Canuckistan!)




nurysp said...

harper >blue ivy

AnonyMouse said...

Oh, Count...that was so lovely...why, it brought a tear to my eye! Thank you for sharing!

Signed, A Jerkulady

Seven of Eleven said...

LOL, Canuckistan!

Ginger said...

Zosia, what are you wearing?!!

Hayden's hair looks much too strict for such an outfit. An ugly outfit at that.

Harper Beckham is too cute for words.

George Clooney is still my older man crush!

Amy in MI said...

Canookistan? Count are you a suckster???

Sherry said...

That was pretty awesome work there Count.

Pip said...

Jax is MV!

Count Jerkula said...

@Amy: what is a suckster?

Kassandra said...

i know everyone hates Bam, but he really does have beautiful eyes.

that's all i really know about him, other than he is a jackass.

Blake Dreary said...

Aside from gorgeous wee Harper, that's a real Halloween line-up you've got there, Enty ...

MadLyb said...

Bam Margera gives me the creeps. He reminds me of my ex.

Rach Around said...

Zosia always dresses as if she raided my year 8 Art school teacher's wardrobe.