Friday, October 25, 2013

Jon Cryer's Ex Wants To Be Able To Afford The Best Hit Man

Do you remember the name Sarah Trigger? She is the ex of Jon Cryer. They have a kid together. She is also accused of hiring a hit man to try and kill Jon. Yeah, the mother of your child tried to have you killed. What makes things worse for Jon is that he is forced to pay the woman who wanted him dead $8K a month in child support. Now she wants more.

Probably after doing research she discovered the reason her plan went detected is that she couldn't afford thevery best hit man available. So, she is asking for $90K a month. Apparently she has the kid about half the time now which scares me because I don't think someone should be parenting a child if they tried to hire a hit man to kill their ex. It shows some stability issues. She says the money is because her son feels inferior to the other kids at his school because they all take expensive vacations and he can't afford them or have great birthday parties and feels humiliated.

Here is the solution to that problem. Change schools or tell your kid to deal with it and the fact he won't see the kids again in a few years. Every kid has this problem. The reason she wants all that money is because SHE is tired of feeling inferior to the other parents and is using the kid as an excuse.

20 comments:

AnonyMouse said...

Too lazy to google, but holy shit, did she really try to hire a hit man? Wtf...why is the child with her???

Vera L- said...

Didn't she try and strangle the boy? How does she even get visitation?

Duckie needs a better lawyer.

Murphy said...

Did she get punished at all for trying to kill him?

I think she should move to a more affordable area. 8K a month would be more than enough to live a great life where I live--and I live in Connecticut.

FrenchGirl said...

OMG Enty is really sane today


http://radaronline.com/category/tags/sarah-trigger/
the "hitman" story

apparently Cryer during their divorce was afraid for his life: i guess his ex menaced him

Seven of Eleven said...

She didn't try to hire a hit man - her ex-boyfriend accused her of that and later recanted when the feds started going after him. She's a piece, though. $8k a month, what a humiliatingly poor childhood. $80k will surely assuage the pain.

FSP said...

Enties giving parenting advice. Hahahahahaha.

hahahahahaha



hahahaha

Tina Mallette said...

If Cryer is actually concerned he'd fight for full time custody of the kid, wouldn't he?

Mind you $8K a month by Hollywood standards is chump change.

Renoblondee said...

I hope she's not as crazy as she seems for the kid's sake. Jon must be a zillionaire though. 8 thousand for what he makes is really small.

Nothanksdarlin said...

I make 2 a month. At my job. Where I work. I have 2 children that I feed and clothe. This lady needs to shut it

texas rose said...

SHE wants to take the real nice vacations. If Cryder has the kid half the time then I'm sure the kid gets to do lots of nice stuff and have great vacations- just not with mom. I also assume she is set up in a real nice house the cryder paid for so I doubt she is living in some shack. She needs to shut the fuck up and thank her lucky stars she was able to snag a wealthy celeb in the first place and gets to use her kid as a meal ticket.

Its just U said...

She gets 96,000 a year for one part time kid and wants more for luxuries!
I get much, much less than 5,000 a year for two kids full time and I can't remember the last time I had a night out, let alone a holiday.
Some people annoy me. A kid is a treasure, not a paycheck.

QueenAnne Guido said...

somewhere Kanye is singing GOLDIGGER... 18 years!

Theold snip snio fixes everything. no swimmers, no dead weight from exes.

AKM said...

Based on the writing, I'm going to guess that this Enty is clearly not the lawyer.

Guess Jon Cryer IS Alan Harper, with a crappy ex-wife.

Hanwi said...

Get a fucking job.

Tara said...

96,000 a year is a lot less than what I'm sure he could part with. The man is LOADED. The weekly checks plus several syndication packages still within their first few years of taking effect. And I get that where she's located that might not seem like a lot of money. The increase is a LOT though - Try like 40thou a month or 30 even.

Anonymous said...

Any woman who's over 16 and wants to match outfits with their significant other- that's a warning alarm for batshit crazy.

shady_lady said...

Stop living in a neighborhood where you're the poorest and move to a neighborhood where you're the richest. Problem solved!

auntliddy said...

umm, she shouldnt be anywhere near this kid. Cryer should be suing for custody, and seeing a therapist as to why he would marry and have baby with someone so sick.

jadetoo said...

She has that poor child part time. If she can't make do w/8k a month, she needs a foot up her ass.

NYer said...

8K a month is a joke given his wealth. she got hosed. Wonder if they divorced before he hit it big?

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