Friday, October 25, 2013

Orlando Bloom And Miranda Kerr Officially Separate

Plagued by cheating rumors and enough blind items to fill a bathtub Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr have officially called it quits. The couple has been together for three years and I'm pretty sure that Miranda was not faithful during any of those years. Orlando had his ups and downs in that department too but Miranda may have set a record. I have been telling you this for ages and that they were alternating with their son but like most celebrity couples they don't like to admit defeat when someone calls them out so they pretended to stick together for almost a year. Orlando's people did the announcing so he must have grown tired of the game first. Yes, it was a "joint" statement but it came from his people. If it had come from her that would mean she was going public with one of her guys.

I will say that it looks like they have this custody sharing thing down to a science and juggle their schedules with their son really well. Of course they have had a year to get that rhythm going so...

34 comments:

skipper said...

So not shocked...But she's too old and too late now to try and get Leo...!

Nutty_Flavor said...

It's a pretty simple equation. Two gorgeous people with access to a vast number of other gorgeous people + geographical distance = infidelity.

I don't know why she would want Leo. Dude's grumpy and bloated. I sat through 'The Great Gatsby' wishing I were watching Ryan Gosling in the lead role.

FSP said...

It's on time Enty!

Kristin said...

Looks like we're in for a Kerr-Bloom Reveal Spectacular this weekend.

The statement is interesting why admit to being split for months unless someone is ready to step out with a new love buddy or Kerr finally got busted with another dude.

Sounds like they're covering their asses.

FrenchGirl said...

she's not enough blond and young(and don't forget she has a kid) for Dicaprio and according to some rumors,he's gay and she was his beard so it's really cheating?

i guess the divorce will be amical because they seem to care about their kid's well-being

Renoblondee said...

Agree with @Nutty

FrenchGirl said...

@Kristin: +1

FrenchGirl said...

"It's a pretty simple equation. Two gorgeous people with access to a vast number of other gorgeous people + geographical distance = infidelity " so true

MerryB said...

Orlando isnt gay. If we are to believe Ent, he revealed OB cheating with a plus size model. Im assuming it was a female model.

The Real Dragon said...

Orlando come cry on my shoulder,boo.

MerryB said...

I know right?

Leo said...

Shiiiit

Nothanksdarlin said...

Dragon, I call dibs on that

Henriette said...

So is Orlando the closet chubby chaser? It must be revealed now!

Kristin said...

@Nutty Bc Kerr gets off on proximity to fame. Doesn't matter how bad Leo's bloat face gets, as long as it gets her picture taken.

Henriette said...

DiCrapio won't look twice at her! She's not in the latest VC catalog, and she's past 30 now with a kid. That would not make DiCrapio, who's true love is Lukas Hass, look good and envied by men everywhere.

The Real Dragon said...

@nothanks pass him down when ur done.

Welldun said...

She seems good with the baby but I think this chick's real love interest is the mirror.

Sarah said...

They look like male/female versions of each other. Their kid will be a cutie

Count Jerkula said...

Miranda, if you like pudgy older perverts with good oral skills, get in touch.

Seabee said...

She was his beard and he her sperm donor, people.

JoElla said...

This makes me sad. Can't really explain it, but it just does.

auntliddy said...

I like him so I am Team Orlando. I dont know who the hell she even is..A model or something? Boooorrring!

Chrissy Buns said...

I guess he will need some hard core comforting. I will step up to the plate and take one for the team...

V said...

I heard Orlando might have a thing for his Romeo & Juliet co-star, Condola Rashad? That could be an interesting turn of events.

Just Another HR Lady said...

I thought they broke up months ago. So I guess I'm ambivalent. Lol

Alita said...

@Dragon, please ask him to bring his Legolas outfit. Rawr.

Henriette said...

I have this fantasy picture of Orlando with a 300 pound woman feeding her Doublestuff Oreos and telling her he left his stick thin wife for her.

Diana G said...

I love you, Orlando!! ;-)

ian mcgrinty said...

@V
The black girl? He's been fucking her since the thing started.

SubSpace said...

^^^ The Rashad girl and him are no secret... check out the steamy kissing they do in their Broadway show.

V said...

Yup @Ian, the "black girl". I did hear from a fairly reliable source that they were probably sleeping together.

NaughtyNurse said...

Call me, Orlando.

gr8p said...

There are so many Miranda cheating blinds that I'm not sure how he could stand it.

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