Friday, October 25, 2013

Four For Friday - He Wanted Him Gone

Announcement time. It is the last Friday of October. I can't believe next week the time changes and that it will be November. Sure, just the first of November but as soon as you say that word the world becomes two months of pigging out and chocolate covered bacon gift baskets. I will be here all weekend blogging my fingers to the bone. Reveals and blinds all weekend for those of you who want to hang out. If you would like to follow me on Twitter I am @entylawyer

This had the chance to be a full blown love story. If it was a movie the good guy would have won. Unfortunately it is real life and that sometimes gets in the way of happy endings. Not the happy endings of massage parlors but happy endings like we enjoy in movies. Give a test audience a movie that doesn't have a happy ending and it better be something magical or they are going to force you to change it.

Anyway, these two were meant for each other. She is a foreign born A list mostly movie actress and he is a foreign born A list mostly movie actor. They first hooked up on the set of a movie and they never left each other. From day one through the end of filming they slept together and ate together and worked together. Sure, they made a crap movie but they had love or lust or passion or something. Sure he needed rehab and she had been juggling some complicated other relationships but it was love or lust or passion or something. Then they didn't. Being stars got in the way. This was not your typical set romance where the movie ended and so did the relationship. It could have had legs. It just wasn't the right time.

Our actor moved on to other booze and drugs and women and our actress moved on to other men and got herself pregnant. Well, not herself. I mean a guy helped get her pregnant. He is very good at getting women pregnant. He is also very rich and he wasn't sure how he felt about a long term commitment. He preferred check writing and moving on to the next woman. So, our actress was A list and alone and then our A list actor walked back into her life. Perfect timing. Instantly there was orchestra music and choirs singing and they immediately turned into some domestic couple that did everything together.

This lasted a few weeks and the baby daddy saw what was going on and it made him a little jealous. A lot jealous actually. He broke things off with a super model and rushed to the side of our actress. He threw money and jewels at her and tried to woo her. Nothing could shake her away from the actor. Then our baby daddy did something very sneaky. He got the actor to start drinking again. Once the actor started drinking again he crashed hard and partied hard and the domestic bliss was gone and was replaced with absences and drunken fights and lots of screaming. Our actress is a good screamer too. The next thing you know the actor was gone forever and the baby daddy firmly implanted himself in the life of the actress. He also still has sex with models but that is a blind for another day.

42 comments:

Kristin said...

Is this McAdams and Gosling?

Desiree said...

I thought the same, but she's not pregnant. That being said...I have no clue.

derek harvey said...

no The Notebook is not considered a crap movie----but I have a feeling that old guy who owns a tire company (I think?) that is Heidi Klums baby daddy is involved...

Renoblondee said...

But there was the blind that fit her giving a baby up for adoption. Remember that one?

Kristin said...

Francois Pinault (Salma Hayeks hubby) as the rich dude. Linda evangelistas baby daddy.

JulieD said...

Salma Hayak/Colin Ferrel

MontanaMarriott said...

But whatever happened to the baby? Did she give it up? abort? kept it? What? That would have helped us solve this.

derek harvey said...

good call Julie---definitely fits Salma at least

Freya said...

Awww...touching story. I was thinking The Notebook lovebirds too but it doesn't fit.

Kristin said...

@Reno that was what I was thinking of. She disappeared for a while. Plus, some people think Notebook is crap.

VIPblonde said...

Ah! @Julie beat me to it :)

Salma Hayek / Colin Farrell (Ask the Dust) / Francois-Henri Pinault (also got Evangelista pregnant)

Desiree said...

If it's salma who is the guy????

VIPblonde said...

@Kristin too! Great job!!

VIPblonde said...

...and here's what she's missing

ms snarky said...

Def Salma Hayak immediately came to mind, with that French dude. I actually feel bad for Colin now.

AnonyMouse said...

Oh, the drama!

Good job, people! :)

Bacon Ranch said...

Yep, Hayek was the first thought. Boy that Colin must have some charm. Isn't he the one Angelina wanted, too?

Kristin, the Notebook IS crap.

derek harvey said...

you guys are gooood...they need to make a game show for blind items!!!! that would go over well in hollyweird

lazyday603 said...

Anything based on a Nicholas Sparks book has at least a whiff of crap to it. You can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear. The Notebook was watchable because of the leads. And because it was fresh. 9 Sparks film adaptations later where a feisty heroine meets a manly man in a redneck riviera coastal town and are tragically separated by circumstances beyond their control, etc.. etc.. etc..

No mas por favor

JoElla said...

Great guesses gang!

But now I am curious about how Henry got Colin drinking again?

urban chaos said...

i immediately thought of Salma but had no clue she was with Colin.

Surrender Dorothy said...

I even had this one! So proud of myself! ;)

sinkabella said...

I was thinking Salma and Ben A based on a reveal about them.

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

Yup, Angelina was all about it too. I thought he might have a golden peen the way the ladies flock to him. Thanks to @vip I know there is no golden ticket.

Desiree said...

The idea that Colin wasn't into Angie makes me chuckle.

Senor Salty said...

Colin chose to drink again. Colin chose to continue drinking.

Salma is one of my all time favorites.

Seven of Eleven said...

I can't hate too much on Sparks. His books are basically beefed up romance novels but they tend to translate well to movies (The Notebook, A Walk to Remember). Better than that hack James Patterson.

FrenchGirl said...

Valentina is born in 2007,Hayek and Pinault are broke in july 2008 and they became together in novembre 2008 so it's difficult to believe this story

sharka2002sharka said...

HughGrant, Liz Hurley an that Steve guy.

FrenchGirl said...

And according to Farrell,he had a big coke problem

Vera L- said...

--HughGrant, Liz Hurley an that Steve guy.

this was my first thought as well

auntliddy said...

yeah, Pinault is a little free with the sperm.

BackyardChupacabra said...

That one NEVER gets old!

Shit You Can't Buy said...
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TalksTooMuch said...

This reads like a Telenovella

Shit You Can't Buy said...

I am guessing Antonio Banderas and Hayek. They worked together at the start of her career, and later on when she had just given birth. So it could fit.

'So, our actress was A list and alone and then our A list actor walked back into her life.'
Banderas and Hayek worked together 6 times, on different movies. This has to be them. (just ignoring Melanie Griffith xD)

The Real Dragon said...

Fuck out of her I stay with billionaire and pop a kid. Set for life.

Sunny said...

I got the Salma/Pinault/Evangelista part, but had no clue on the actor.

Has anyone heard any stories about Salma and Colin?

@Seven of Eleven
You're killin me! Patterson (Cross novels) are my guilty pleasure :)

K said...

I saw Colin recently at Whole Foods- he looked great, had obviously just come from working out. He was smiling and chatting with the cashier and the person bagging his groceries. He was buying a ton of fresh fruit and veggies, presumably for juicing.

He is charming, and hot as shit.

LoMo said...

Salma HAYEK/Colin FARRELL - I could have never imagined that these two together to match.
Though tey could fit the blind, their movie was released in 2006, and she gave birth to her dauther with the billionair in 2007...

LoMo said...

@VIP - I know your naked men file is endless: can I have some Viggo Mortensen, pls? :)

olliebolliesnollie said...

Colin Farrel has à big old bush!!!

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