Friday, October 25, 2013

Blind Item #6

This former B+ list mostly television actress who is always one of my favorites despite her not being much more than a C- list after thought and now sometime movie actress is saddened by the lack of offers she thought she would be getting after her most recent efforts backfired. She has devised a new plan she thinks will help. She wants to be spotted with another woman and have people think she is bi-sexual. That is so 2010. What she needs to do is give up on the acting thing and head towards the reality light. Only there will she achieve her goal of being famous and fawned over. She could also do porn but needs to make it different to stand out.

29 comments:

Melissa said...

Meg Ryan

Massive G said...

Tomatheila Cruise

Massive G said...

Meg Ryan is too fucking butchered to be a porn star. I don't understand how Mellencamp can get his dick hard with her. Moron.

sandybrook said...

Maybe there would be some reasonable guesses if we could figure out whet the first sentence means :(

Simon said...

Meg Ryan is not a mostly TV actress....

Bacon Ranch said...

Heather Locklear?

Syd said...

no shit, sandybrook. It hurt my brain.

texas rose said...

Bacon - Wasn't she an A? Hey I got back to you re: academy award no longer means A forever. Check out comments blind item #1 on Wednesday.

CeCe said...

She was almost A at one point for TV, and has fallen into obscure C+ range and occasionally does movies, and is an afterthought due to her new obscure status.

Bacon Ranch said...

Thanks texas! I don't put much stock in how the Ents dole out ratings, now that there are multiple writers. Even they can't seem to agree on rankings.

When the folks come in bitching at me for pointing that out, tell them I'll be by the food table. :)

sandybrook said...

I'm gonna take a guess hoping I deciphered this thing--Lauren Ambrose?

Sugar said...

Bacon Ranch,
Save me some pimento cheese sandwiches and macaroni salad! I'll be right over.

HannahBanana said...

Leighton meester?

HannahBanana said...

Ummmmmm...have u seen John mellencamp lately???? I do on a regular basis in Bloomington, he lost all appeal loooooong ago. & he talks like a trucker. Strange pairing.

Cheeser said...

Pamela Anderson

secondskin said...

Olivia Wilde?

Tara said...

So, someone with a canceled show? Efforts - someone launched a clothing line/brand of some kind?

This has to be someone who people would want to see on reality tv. Probably someone younger than Meg Ryan. Probably someone kinda tacky too if Enty says they could do porn?

veee said...

mischa barton.

Freya said...

I was thinking Anne Heche but she seems pretty steady and she would be mostly movies, right?

Who has had a failed clothing line, music career, book release, etc?

Massive G said...

Tom "Spermbreath" Cruise

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Krysten Ritter?

kpist said...

ohhh, I like the Misha Barton guess

lazyday603 said...

Johnny Couger (Mellencamp) was always a 'man of the people'. The people on the wrong side of the tracks.

kpist said...

What about Anna Lynne McCord

Cee Kay said...

Probably Mischa. Meg Ryan was never "mostly TV".

Sherry said...

Oh I loves me some pimento cheese. I need to make some cuz you damn sure can't find it in CA.

Anonymous said...

i don;t think mischa is one of entys favs

Lily said...

+1

Topper Madison said...

Good lord. Meg Ryan was A+ list mostly-movie, and Heather Locklear was A+ mostly-TV. NEITHER of them needs to do reality or porn since they're both too talented as famous as, you know...actors?

You damn kids today...grumble, grumble...

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