Friday, October 25, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

June 30, 2010

The celebrity ex-boyfriend of this former A list television actress and now unemployed B lister has been spreading tales about their sex life. #1. Only sex under the covers and in bed. #2. Only at night or with the lights out and curtains closed in the bedroom. #3. No sooner than one hour after eating. #4. He had to turn his phone off, but she was allowed to leave hers on and to answer calls during sex. #5. No talking during sex. #6. Only certain music was allowed but he was allowed to choose between the four or five offerings. #7. No sex on consecutive days.

Jamie Kennedy/Jennifer Love Hewitt (Client List had not started yet which is why she was unemployed)

31 comments:

JoElla said...

Not to be nitpicky, but wasn't this one already revealed?

Also I kinda agree with rule #3.. who wants to be bounced on after eating too much mexican food?! Not me! LOL

VIPblonde said...

Hey, we all have our likes and dislikes. Some people like it in the dark with mood music, and some of us like to tie a man to the bed and beat him with a paddle ;)

Caraface said...

Preach it, VIP!

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

@Vip Agree!!

slappywhyte said...

really strict and v frigid-sounding

still it would be worth it for a while to say "i just came all over JLH's tits"

Seven of Eleven said...

OK, I'll bite: Enty/Jax

#8: Bacon candles must be lit.

:B

Bacon Ranch said...

Hey now..

sandybrook said...

Send me the girl who wants to tie me down and beat me with a paddle. I don't need frigid Yanni (? Doubt she screws to thrash metal) loving girls who just lay there and do their duty.

Harry Knuckles said...

I like to restrain a girl to my examination table, the one with stirrups, and tickle her clitoris until she is a whimpering little kitten that calls me Daddy.

JoElla said...

@ Harry Knuckles, she isn't whimpering for the reasons you think she is.. she is whimpering because she has gotten a leg cramp trying to keep her knees in the stirrups, and trying to keep them from flying off, and nailing you in the head with her kneecap!

Pirategirl said...

I met him before at a function where he got sloppy drunk and was trying to feel up any young thing he could. A D-List or maybe more like F lister actress was desperately following him around like a puppy trying to get him to notice her in the process. He's a creepy jerk, and really JLH was wwaaaaay to good for him.

Selena Martins said...

He better thank his lucky stars she even dated him and let him touch her, he's such an ugly sob

plokzy said...

It could be only in a meat locker, before 5pm, on a merino wool mat with the blessing of a polish bishop, I wouldn't care - it's JLH! I'd be honoured to murder that vagina

HellToupee said...

not much of a gent his he, whoever he is.

Count Jerkula said...

If it was lights out only, I'd do some surprise anal and blame it on not being able to see. If that didn't change things, I wouldn't go back. What is the point of humping a hot chick and not being able to see her naked?

Eros said...

Lol @ Selena!

Im so wondering what was on her sexual musical playlist.

Freya said...

I think so or one similar. Something about her being super clingy and him turning off his phone and cheating on her in a nightclub.

VIPblonde said...
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Tina Mallette said...

Variety is the spice of life. JLH is one big control freak. She'd be a therapist's dream.

VIPblonde said...

@Eros It's Monster Ballads, of course ;)

Jason Blue Eyes said...

That's funny V, Some of us like to be tied to the bed and beat with a paddle. Just so long as the paddle bearer is rockin' some fine thigh high leather boots.

Hey, What are you all looking at me like that for?

auntliddy said...

Is it at all possible for him to keep this private?! Jeesh!

Rome said...

Who'd want to bang that nasty thing anyway? She has an ass like a jumbo bag of pork rinds.

Star said...

Ok since I am someone who cant have sex on consecutive days, ok rarely ever, I feel for her. And he sounds like a ass. Some people are a little too tight to have sex that often it gets really painful. I popped out 2 kids and I'm still that way but at least I dont feel like a virgin anymore.

TalksTooMuch said...

Not cool, unattractive dude with marginal career at best. Kissing and telling is never okay. Or, er, furtively groping in the dark one hour after Chinese food to Eddie Rabbit and spilling to tabloids is not cool.

SophiaB said...

Because! It's been so long since u been around... that's why!?

Alita said...

@star, a little inquisitive ... so tight that it's still painful even though you've had 2 kids (and enough friskiness to get 2 kids) is surprising to me! I've not heard of this before. Nobody likes significant discomfort, which is what I gather you get, poor thing. JLH may just not want to every day, which is okay too - each to their own. And any guy (or gal) that kisses and tells is indeed an ass - agreement.

Jake Snikies said...

Sometimes... these "reveals" just break my heart, so, so bad. :(

Anna said...

Who wouldn't have a lights-off policy with Jamie Kennedy?

Anna said...

Too harsh of me, I know. But it wasn't gentlemanly of him to tell others about this, even to friends. He could have said they worked together well but weren't well-matched as a romantic couple. On the other hand, he may have said nothing and this blind might not be true at all.

GMonkey said...

I've heard she's actually pretty hot in bed, but I think that I remember Jamie Kennedy talking about this on Stern. I bet that she had this policy with him only.

I'm totally on board about the food thing, as well.

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