Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Random Photos Part Five

I snapped this photo of a Marilyn Monroe impersonator at a fast food place and love it. It is so Hollywood.

Also so Hollywood is a 90 something year old woman riding a wrecking ball to spoof Miley Cyrus.
"And what is his name?"
"They call me Pip sir."
Brooke Shields is wearing velvet. Nuff said.
Padma Lakshmi was not wearing velvet but was wearing a tribute to Candy Crush.
Courteney Cox and her new wellies. This marks the first time I have used the word wellies in the blog so congratulations if you had today in the pool.
Speaking of pool, Courtney Stodden looks lost trying to find one.
Carrie Underwood is super conservative looking compared to every one else.
David Beckham eats Harper's hand. Tastes like chicken he said.
Eva Mendes is still in New York.

37 comments:

timebob said...

90 something year old woman???

THAT IS BETTY FUCKING WHITE!!!!

RESPECT, YO!

Seven of Eleven said...

Is that Betty White?

Padma is beautiful but that dress - just no.

What is going on with Eva here? Pink top, black belt, grey or blue skirt, greenish yellow shoes, green purse & earrings... it's like she was dressed by a playdough consultant.

skimpymist said...

Q: What's that strong cheese smell.
A: its Eva Mendes's Vagina.

msgirl said...

Heh that's like yesterday with Christopher Lee.

I am not at all interested in Courtney why include her, what a drag.

Renoblondee said...

^Hehe
Oh, that baby is so darn cute! I am no fan of the Beckhams, but my goodness they are sweet with their kiddos!

Shit You Can't Buy said...

For some reason Stodden's tits look smaller. on Big Brother they were HUGE. Maybe the implants finally settled?

MontanaMarriott said...

Horrible boob job. The space between boobs is massive. She should have gone up little by little which would have made for a much more realistic look.

Ginger said...

Courtney Stodden looks way older than she is. Yuck!

Baby George is so cute!!! I just want to give his chubby cheeks a kiss.

MISCH said...

It's cold in New York....

parissucksliterally said...

I could look at pics of Becks and Harper all day.....

Courtney Stodden's boobs still look painful.

Scallywag said...

Carrie bedazzled one of her Maria dresses.

Cindy said...

I love that Betty White has on Converse sneakers :)

I thought Stodden was Lindsey Lohan at first. Scared me.

Moriah said...

Yes, we know that you go to Mel's.

Oopsy_Daisy said...

That Marilyn needs some more curves.

Beckham seems like a great dad. Posh seems like a doting mom. Love them.

Carrie's dress is gorgeous but she just isn't pulling it off. Maybe it's the crap hair, but that pic disappoints.

Anonymous said...

That whole Wrecking Ball parody thing is become old now ... very old ... just stop it already!

That's a great airbrushing job on Kate - she applies eyeliner by the shovel-load and has leathery skin from all that smoking in 'real life'. William is starting to look like his Uncle Edward, which is NOT a compliment.

I love Brooke's suit!

Carrie looks like the little fairy who adorns our Christmas tree.

Harper is just so adorable!

I read somewhere that Eva wants press to respect her dog's privacy and not photograph him so much ... *rolls eyes ... whatevs*

Veruca said...

Courtney Stodden looks like Lindsay Lohan

Hanwi said...

Stodden must be the owner of the ugliest pair of rubber tits in celeb world. Is she so out of touch with reality that she thinks they look good?

TalksTooMuch said...

Geez, no one tell loopymommy, she'll lose her shite again. I think it would be awesome to see Marilyns everywhere!

JSierra said...

Kate is a smoker? I had no idea

Magnus 21 Gunz said...

If u look at the pic that Enty snapped of the Marilyn Monroe impersonator you can now confirm 2 things about Enty.

1. Enty is indeed a male because you can see his jacket , shirt and tie in the mirrored molding on the wall.

2. Enty doesn't look fat at all...at best he may be stocky build.

I CSI'd that shit out! Lol

Elisha said...

So when you can see a woman's serratus anterior everyone talks about how she must have an eating disorder, but when you can see legit ribs, not a peep?

sandybrook said...

I thought this Enty would be buried by dissing Betty White. Maybe some didn't know it was her? In this pic I think Courtney looks halfway decent at least better than she usually does.

putchka said...

I wish my daddy was David Beckham. Prince George will one day hate that outfit.

JSierra said...

@magnus all I can see is an upside down man in the reflection of the napkin holder. Or is it a woman? The neckline on the tshirt seems pretty scoop neckef

Rose said...

Betty White is in her 90's though so while it doesn't credit her the statement isn't inaccurate.

@Shit You Can't Buy, most women have one breast slightly smaller that the other, I think usually the left. I guess you could also just say most have a one that's slight bigger than the other. ;)

If you had a bad doctor they would take into these considerations when adjusting the fluid. In her case as fake and unattractive as they look you can see her left breast is sitting under her arm. It's just hidden.

Baby Harlow! I haven't seen pictures of her up close in the last couple of months. This one isn't either but her hair has really lightened up. She's an adorable child.

Persiaa said...

George does not seem impressed.

iknowpeople said...

Gee, Blake. And I was thought I was being rude to suggest Prince William needed a manicure.

iknowpeople said...

JS, it's a man with a receding headline. Not obese.

Nutty_Flavor said...

Yes, that's why the subject of the photo is drinking from a Johnny Rockets glass.

FS said...

Those fake breasts are hideous, the very definition of 'bolt on'.

Baby George is wearing a ceremonial christening gown. Many of my English relatives of both genders wore the same for their baptisms through the years. George's is a family heirloom I believe.

Uhhhh... said...

Oh Courtney... put your tits away.

loopymommy said...

Sorry, TTM. I'm not losing my shit. I'm just not giving one. Honestly just impressed by the Dicken's reference in today's photos.

TalksTooMuch said...

Only love, loopymommy!

Eros said...

Love Padma's dress. Its very different and fashionable imo. Cool photo of marilyn impers. Harper is so cute with her dad and is a total posh mini me.

Oopsy_Daisy said...

@FS: George is wearing a replication of the original. The Queen had one made to be an exact copy a few years back because the other was too fragile to use anymore. Every one of the Windsors use the same gown for their Christening.

crila16 said...

I can't stand the stupid hats they wear in London. I know it's tradition and part of their culture...but I can't stand it.

babo said...

Glad to see you back!

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