Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Blind Item #8

In a scene straight of Seinfeld this former B list boy bander and A list reality star who now is a C list reality star and married was getting changed at a photo shoot and didn't notice the two people off to the side who had a great angle and could not stop laughing at how small his equipment is. I guess we know why his A list celebrity/singer/reality star ex was always making peen jokes about him. The stylists who saw him said it was worse than Ken Jeong in The Hangover.

32 comments:

VIPblonde said...

Nick Lachey

Kristin said...

Lachey

Tara said...

This makes me empathize with Jessica a whole lot more.

Kristin said...

@VIP I'm always the Brenda to your Kelly. Sigh.

MISCH said...

Which is why she went sex crazy after the break-up

Topper Madison said...

HE WAS IN THE POOL!

Kristin said...

LOL

VIPblonde said...

@Kristin Or you're the Kelly to my Brenda ;)

Renoblondee said...

Oh. I thought tge married Jonas dude. Lol

sandybrook said...

Cant one of you be the Laverne to Shirley Kristen and VIP? This one should have been labelled easy peasy

~Z~ said...

HOW in hell could it possibly be worse than the guy in the Hangover?

Star said...

You cant judge a non erect penis. Some are growers some are showers. Ive seen some men who were turtlers but grew to more than 8". So I try not to judge...too much lol.

Eros said...

Maybe hes good with his mouth.

rajahcat said...

ah poor Nickey..........he's still pretty though

StephUhhNie E said...

I am almost certain this is a recycled blind?

Count Jerkula said...

Disgusting how you are shaming him for the size of his junk. Just goes to show that MANsogyny is alive and well and that you feel a man is worth nothing more than the amount of dick he can give you. Sad that in this modern world you have such archaic beliefs.

Murphy said...

Aw I thought Nick Lachey too. I still like him though.

Bacon Ranch said...

Not so fast Count. From what I hear, he's a whore.

Count Jerkula said...

Nice, Bacon. Slutt shame the poor fellow also. From what I see, he is a serial monogamist. There is truly no depth low enough to describe where the women of tgis site will sink to to disparage men. It is revolting.

Hegg said...

Aww, poor Nick. I never got what all the hoopla is about big dicks anyway. Theres only so much you can do with it! Team average-dick-size.

Anothergrayhare said...

Sorry, but as someone who had a fling with a very hot guy with a very small dick it's just not great in the sack. All the romancing, great dancing, fabulous dinners couldn't make up for it always slipping out. And no, Count, I hadn't had kids at that point.

__-__=__ said...

Only 4 sizes: where is it? That's nice. That's VERY nice! and Put that away, you're only going to hurt someone.

anon said...

Lachey but maybe he's a grower, not a shower!

MissInfo said...

Ditto!! Nothing is worse than a mini-peen! Count...it is the equivalent of throwing a hot dog down the hallway.

Matt & Jess said...

Hey p, my husband is microscopic when flaccid and a monster when hard

Matt & Jess said...

Hey p, my husband is microscopic when flaccid and a monster when hard

Count Jerkula said...

And here I thought dick was like titties, more than a hand full is over kill.

MadLyb said...

Poor Nick. :( Maybe he makes up for it in other areas, then again, maybe not.

Tara said...

Hey Count. Long time fan here. You're being ironic with comments like this, right? After all the denigrating comments about women? Not universally, but routinely. This is the one topic over which you seem to lose your funny bone.

Count Jerkula said...

@Tara: The plight of a man with a tiny wang is something women know nothing about. There are surgeries available for small tits, schloppy box and over sized piss flaps, there is nothing to remedy a miniscule phallus. The shame; the loneliness; the fear of being intimate with a woman and having her reject you, then tell others; it is all the result of constant emotional abuse that is somehow accepted by our society.

Me, I don't care. I gots skillz, I had a friggin hot chick on my diminutive ding dong for a decade, and had viable baby batter ejected from it. Some of my brothers out there don't have those confidence boosters, so someone needs to speak up for them, as the women of this site continue to erode their confidence and sense of self worth.

The MANsogynists on this site can feel free to keep trying to reduce men to being nothing more than life support systems for dick, and I will continue to rail against their oppressive tactics as I strive for gender equality and to spread the word that humans are worth more than their sex organs.

In addition, I generally only denigrate specific women who annoy me. I try not to paint all ovulators with the same brush. I may say things about certain types, such as the crazies, the turbo cunts and the bimbos, but there are plenty of broads out there who are just normal people, without a dick.

So, to answer your question, if I was serious about this stuff, I would be just as delusional as those who label me a misogynist. I'm trying very hard to be sarcastic, yet make a better argument than they do. I think I am succeeding.

Prolonged Exposure said...

A hand would be enough for some fisting fun, but that's old news.

Comfortable clapping's where it's at.

Misandry, by the way.

di butler said...

So, Vanessa Manilafolders isn't getting the Moby Dick, then?