Saturday, November 23, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

June 11, 2013

This A list mostly movie actress/ Academy Award winner/nominee did something recently she swore she would never do. She got a breast augmentation. Apparently she is going topless in a movie again and wanted to look better.

Gwyneth Paltrow

36 comments:

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Wasn't she already topless at the end of Se7En? ZING!

MM said...

That was before two kids.

Basil said...

Just goes to prove you should "never say never" in public so as to keep your options open later.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

@MM - I was referring to head being in a box.

Pip said...

She probably said never prior to having kids. She may not have realized how strong gravity can be.

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jane3113 said...

haha Jason!

TalesFromTheQueue said...

Good call, Goop.

Unknown said...

who cares about her----did anyone see the story on TMZ about the Charlie Sheen sex-tape scandal and the man trying to sell it off stole it from Nic Cages computer. He was kidnapped and beaten and they thought he was dead because they found his dog covered in blood

TalesFromTheQueue said...

Good call, Goop.

JoElla said...

@Jason you so bad! LOL!

Hey didn't most of us (because there is always someone who says NOT ME! *rolls eyes*) all say this before having kids?

I know I sure did.. and now I wouldn't mind having a new pair of bewbs.

JoElla said...

@Derek for reals?!

MISCH said...

does she really think anyone cares…poor deluded sole

Count Jerkula said...

I am anti-bolt-ons, and anti-Goop, but I understand if a broad gets them when she is done having children. Just do it tastefully and so they look as natural as they can when you are naked.

Recently, sexy porn whore MaryJane Johnson got her titties did, after a baby. I think she did a good job of size and placement.

All of these are NSFW:

Before

Preggo

After

Maybe she could have gone a lil bit smaller, but I'm sure she will grow into them as she ages.

auntliddy said...

It is so enough with her antics.

Unknown said...

Is that porn star of legal age, she looks pre pubescent even with the boob job.

Anonymous said...

+++++

Count Jerkula said...

@Tina: 2O years old, 5'2, 110. *SWOOON* She says she went from an A to a large B/small C.

Lovely buttocks on her too, though it is under utilized in her work. She tried to do anal on ExploitedCollegeGirls.com, but she couldn't take it.

SFW rear view

NOT SAFE FOR WORK rear view

She even did her own site while preggo. PregnantMary.com

Brenda L said...

I can see Goop thinking that HER boobs would continue to be super-immortal perky boobs after pregnancy, because of her diet and because of her super-immortal specialness.

rajahcat said...

but I thought she was People's most beautiful?????

Seven of Eleven said...

I can't see Goop going topless again, even with touched up boobs.

That said, we all say things like "I would never" at some point in our lives, only to be smacked in the face by reality later on. If it's Goop, it's a rather well-deserved smack.

Kelly said...

Big deal.

Unknown said...

Who in their right wants to see her naked? I can't even stand the sight of her face! She should be forced to wear a burka so her annoyingness can be contained and hidden from public view. Count - your hilarious.

feraltart said...

I have never had children but I have big boobs. Trust me, gravity pulls them down regardless.

Count Jerkula said...

@feraltart: Imagine the gravity affect if they swelled up an extra cup size or 2 for a year while breast feeding.

Sherry said...

I cannot fault any woman who wants to beautify her aging, post motherhood breast or pre for that matter. NOW if she's saying her work out regiment "perked" her up I gotta problem there. Everyone wants to feel desirable.

Kelli said...

I can't imagine this is her, her boobs are so saggy. She was doing a slew of interviews a month or 2 ago and she did not look like she had anything done.

di butler said...

No one wants to see 'em, Goopster. Even Chris.

Anothergrayhare said...

Count if you think those bolt-ons look good then you have never seen a good breast augmentation. Those look like two cantaloupe halves glued on her chest.

Count Jerkula said...

Grayhare: That is the first pic she posted of them since she got them done. Make them titties are a month old? They will settle over the next 6 months? or so.

If you like I can post pics of horrible tit jobs to demonstrate that MaryJane's aint bad.

Actually, I know the exact link I can post. I'll find it when I get back from Dunkin Donuts.

Anothergrayhare said...

It's okay Count, i don't need to see photos. Don't ask me how I know ;)

Enjoy Dunkin Donuts. I can only imagine what you do with those.

Count Jerkula said...

On the drive there, I hope the hottie is working.

On the drive home I am either disappointed or finishing memorizing what her butt looked like. I already have her face and smile memorized. They look the same amount of wonderful everytime, butt each different pair of pants has the ability to alter the ass appearance.

If she is at the register, I always pick a donut on the lowest rack so she has to bend over to get it. Then I throw what ever change is in my pocket in the tip jar. If I ever see a thong riding up out of her jeans or buttcrack, I'ma tip a $5.

Yes I know my life is pathetic.

bellaluna said...

Who can forget that awards show pic of her in that sheer green dress?

Anothergrayhare said...

Gee Count, why would you think that? I just figured you used the donuts in lieu of a real live girl.

Count Jerkula said...

It seems I jinxed myself today. Although the Coffee Cutie was in attendance at Dunkin Donuts, her delectable derriere was shielded from my venereous voyerism by the tail of a football jersey (form fitting, but under a coat when I was there) :'( Them jeans was skin tight, so I can just imagine the wonder occurring beneath the thin polyester protecting her posterior from my pervy peeks.

Such is life. If it wasn't for the disappointments, we wouldn't know to appreciate the occasional good fortune.

If you will excuse me, I think I need to drown my sorrows in Hi Def videos of Eastern European Teens applying their avocation by allowing appalling adult acts of advanced anal amore accommodation.



*NOTE* does that last bit count as a 10 world alliteration or the "their", "by", and "of" cut it down to mediocre? It took so long to fit in all those "A" words. Online thesauri are wonderful things. */NOTE*

@Grayhare: You are revolting. Only thing w/o a pulse I put my dick in is a rubber. Besides, females are the ones with the penchant for inanimate objects. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

Also, I'll have you know I passed on a "real live girl" last night. The distance was too great to risk driving home if she bugged out and booted me before the substance wore off. Shrooms and driving don't mix.

Instead, I met some old friends at a bar and caught up on the past couple years over some beer and spirits. Shrooms, blacklight, body paint, condoms and naked chick can be revisited at a later date, with a mid-way rendezvous point. Preferably with an over sized shower or a jacuzzi tub, also. Gawd Bless the Intranets.

*I started this post at 1PM and was constantly distracted all afternoon by football, both Fantasy and Reality.*

Jennifer H. said...

Goop didn't want to change her name to Droop.

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