Thursday, November 21, 2013

No Chris Brown For Three Months

After getting violent in rehab which was for "anger management," prosecutors wanted Chris brown to serve some jail time. The only way he was going to serve jail time though is if he was a regular person like us. Instead though, the judge gave him something that was potentially a stronger punishment and a chance for him to get help.

Brown was sentenced to 90 days in a residential rehab facility and ordered to perform 24 hours of community service per week. If he had been sentenced to 90 days in jail he would have been released in under a week and only obligated to do community service. There is no early release from rehab though so the woman beater and all around awful guy will be out of sight and mind for 90 days except while hopefully doing good things for the community like volunteering as a sparring partner for heavyweight boxers.

This all came about because Brown hit a guy in Washington DC who tried to take a photo of the singer. Brown was arrested which led him to go to rehab which led him to get violent there which led to him getting this sentence.


36 comments:

MollyMo said...

He supposedly got in a violent fight with his mom and threw a rock through her car window when she came for counseling with him at the first rehab facility. Does this dude have no sense of irony?

surfer said...

Exactly! As soon as he was released after being arrested in Washington, he checked into rehab (as if his reasons for doing this weren't transparent).
Then, when his mother suggested he stay in rehab (he apparently wanted to leave early), he threw a rock through his her car window.

skimpymist said...

At first I was bummed that he didn't get jail time but I forgot that a jail time sentence in cali doesn't mean anything. So now I'm actually glad that he got 90 days. The world will be chris brown free for 90 days which will be just as good as when lilo was away for 90 days.

Tyler said...

According to TMZ, the judge also wants a report on the D.C. incident, something that could result in Chris getting his probation yanked in the Rihanna case, which could then result in prison time.

TalksTooMuch said...

I'm starting to wonder if his is an anger that even can be managed. This will not end well, I just hope he doesn't take anyone with him when he goes.

Kristin Wigs said...

Oh look, Chris Brown turned into a violent, entitled dick again. Is it Thursday already?

Anonymous said...

It not his fault the world keeps pissing him off!

__-__=__ said...

His Mom?!?!?!?!! Are you kidding? After he supposedly watched her get beat time after time?? Wow. She needs to go away somewhere stat. Start over. Get a new life.

Kelly said...

I doubt he'll ever manage his anger. He's too entitled now.

Danielle said...

Somebody needs to put this mongrel down.

wanton said...

To beat, or not to beat. That is the question.

Folly said...

Everybody Hates Chris.

Megley said...

So his mom shows up NOW? She's about 20-some years and nine months too late. If she'd RAISED her kid, maybe he wouldn't be such a piece of shit.

__-__=__ said...

So true Megley. If she bred with someone that lacks so much empathy they beat her then it could be just bad genetics and a hopeless situation. Society needs to be protected.

ForSure said...

His mom is an abuse victim so she gets a 50% pass from me. He is an adult now, he's been appearing in court for how many years now? It's time he acts like a real man and takes responsibility for himself, his choices, and his actions. His idiot fan girls and his entourage need to stop enabling his sorry ass.

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Kels said...

He needs help. It's not even funny. He has serious mental issues. Used to hate him but now I just feel sorry for him.

NapAssasin said...

I'm hoping his stay also includes regular drug testing to help him violate his probation and get more time away. He's a miserable human being.

Unknown said...

They put him in rehab where he probably can't get pegged for the duration and people are surprised he freaks out?? Just pass out the strapons and give him a regular banging and he can probably keep it together through the rehab period. Of course ideal would be an all male rehab (on the downlow) so no need to sneak in the strapons.

menadensch said...

Texas Rose, methinks he'll have no problem getting his bugger on in rehab...or prison for that matter. Power bottoms are always in need.

Unknown said...

Time for Breezy to exit his closet, maybe then he will lead a better and fuller life!

Brenda L said...

PRAISE JESUS! PRAISE HIM! HALLELUIAH!

Unknown said...

I like this judge.

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

My opinion is hes a closet case and cant accept it. He could also just be a straight asshole. But the disproportionate anger and violence towards women is odd. Doesnt he share karreuche with his posse? Isnt rihanna known for pegging? Just odd tidbits.

parissucksliterally said...

He'll kill someone. It is just a matter of when.

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

this just makes me want to watch that SVU episode...such drama

Gayeld said...

+1

Jennabean said...

I've never heard that before. It's all starting to make sense now..

TalksTooMuch said...

So let me make sure I am understanding this as per all the comments: a very angry, probably unbalanced young man with a history of violence (LOVE that movie!) is that way because:

a) his mother - totes her fault, why couldn't she just discipline him better while being beaten?

b) who cares, he should be put down like a "mongrel" or destroyed for societal protection, because of bad genetics. There was some other guy that had that same idea, what was his name...Hitler! That's right! Hitler had very similar ideas!

c) because he's gay / likes one in the stink. Quick question: any of you guys have a clue why someone might wanna stay in the closet? Any idea? How about something to do with how you're suggesting people who secretly want it in the bum act?

I just want you to know a part of me just DIED writing something sort of in defense of that violent POS! I hope you're happy!

auntliddy said...

Wtf is wrong with him? OOOO, ideaa!! Him and Penn in cage match, fight to the death!! Oh yeah!!

Kristin Wigs said...

@auntliddy Throw in Alec Baldwin, too.

Lulu G said...

Please ban the use of the word 'totes'.That is all.

Britney Shears said...

His mom prob felt safe telling him what she did because they were at rehab. Anyone else remember the story YEARS ago when they were tossed from a hotel because he went nuclear on her and started smashing things?

Britney Shears said...

His mom prob felt safe telling him what she did because they were at rehab. Anyone else remember the story YEARS ago when they were tossed from a hotel because he went nuclear on her and started smashing things?

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

He doesn't even have anything to be angry about. He's young, has a decent face, is very successful, why so angry!?

Traffic - he can afford a driver.
Bills - he's rich and his people will handle the check-writing. No worries of keeping the electricity on.
Work - he decides if he wants to tour, when to make a record, etc. He doesn't have to sit in an office every day with some asshole breathing down his neck.

Issaissi said...

Yes, I remember that story. He started flinging dishes at her because she said something he didn't like. Of course they denied it. But it sounds true to me. Yet when he did his first interview after he beat rihanna she said he had never been violent before. Yeah...okay. Sounds like the typical dis functional mother-son relationship that I have had the misfortune to deal with. You aren't doing your son any favors by babying him, constantly excusing his bs and blaming everybody for his problems. There are enough entitled jackasses in the world who think all women will treat him like his mother. Jus stop

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